[X] My Assistant

Like eating the uncesco? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

Yeah, Milan and Florence maybe would've been better with the artsy flare they have. We had our picture taken with the pigeons in Venice. I was like WTF, Dad, why'd you drag us here? On our tourist walk through the city streets, some bitch dumped dirty water out the window and it nearly hit us. And at the fancy hotel across the water where we stayed, there was a bidet of course and near the shower was a cord so I kept pulling it. Soon a fat housekeeper reeking with BO showed up and was, I presume, cursing my stepsister and me out in Italian. She was pissed. It was the pull cord to call for housekeeping I think. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Austria was the most beautiful country I've ever been, Switzerland a close second. The air was so clean, my California freeway smog lungs didn't know how to react.

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Austria (Salzburg in my case) was quite nice for me too (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by gianfrix94: Jan 23 2018, 01:39

Austria (Salzburg in my case) was quite nice for me too (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Innsbruck, Tyrol for us. I almost passed out from the altitude when we took a tram up into the alps. When we were walking around up there I almost fell down the mountainside. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Lovely people and scenery. The staff at the little hotel where we stayed were very friendly. The food was interesting and out of the tap came the coldest purest spring water ever.


Before I forget, the hell is this monstrosity? Dashie looks like The Thing with Two Heads. I've been getting some disturbing pony puzzles lately.

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As an italian, the worst european experience for me was France without a doubt (Paris).
Man, I thought italians were rude but people there were both rude and with no consideration of others' personal space.
Hotels were expensive as fuck and they didn't even have proper beds...
And food, guhhh. Outside of high cuisine french really can't cook normal dishes lol.
The only good thing I ate there was baguette bread (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Before I forget, the hell is this monstrosity?

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visited italy once (＠＾◡＾) it was cool, i guess
buildings were like, very very noice very expensive looking

it was also unorganized mess, felt just like home ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

but your pizza is shit ☆ｏ(＞＜；)○ I have eaten better in street stands for 1/5 of price and your habits of putting in your menu that it is considered wrong to drink a milk drink after lunch only make me order latte and so I did ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ that surely showed them to not mess with me anymore

also the whole juliet house thing was clearly a scam and the boat ppl didn't tricked me not even a little

and there were no gladiator fight in colisseum when i went there ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ shamefur dispray!
and having to buy a selfie stick just to not be pestered all day was too much ＼＼٩(๑`^´๑)۶／／ too much! and i am sure that if i didn't were around that guy would mug my sister

and why the hell you italians look strangely at ppl who wake up early and go jog a bit? C= C= C= C= C=┌(;・ω・)┘ your public parks don't even have exercising equipment. just put a pullup bar at least, goddamit

got some few nice souvenirs though (o˘◡˘o) sadly didn't managed to find some better made roman empire lookalike memorablia. Got some nice big ass venetto mask

and that park in pizza, southeast from the tower in one of the roads going out of town was 10/10 and inspired me to make something like that when I build my house

This post has been edited by reality_marble: Jan 23 2018, 02:56

but your pizza is shit

You have gone to a shit pizza place then, don't blame italy.

your public parks don't even have exercising equipment. just put a pullup bar at least, goddamit

I want that so bad, a pullup bar in every park (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)
Instead i had to buy a power tower

This post has been edited by gianfrix94: Jan 23 2018, 03:06

but your pizza is shit ☆ｏ(＞＜；)○ I have eaten better in street stands for 1/5 of price and your habits of putting in your menu that it is considered wrong to drink a milk drink after lunch only make me order latte and so I did ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ that surely showed them to not mess with me anymore

You just got to a bad place to eat pizza, trust me. We invented pizza, a good italian pizza is the absolute best, and no other country can make better one (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I didn't understand the thing about milk.
Also I don't think you should drink milk after lunch...what about coffee?
And milk, maybe for breakfast? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Well, maybe in your country is normal, but different country means also different way to eat.
After an "italian lunch", looking at a milk glass would be enough to make me puke.
Maybe after a lighter lunch I could drink it...but we italians value quite a bit our lunch (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Maybe for dinner? But at that point, isn't cheese better?

and why the hell you italians look strangely at ppl who wake up early and go jog a bit? C= C= C= C= C=┌(;・ω・)┘ your public parks don't even have exercising equipment. just put a pullup bar at least, goddamit

You also went to the wrong public park. Some of them have equipments to exercise. And quite a lot of people get up early to jog...mostly jobless or retired people (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
You were probably close to a one that was just a public garden with maybe some stuff for the kids. Not all parks are meant for adults (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by Juggernaut Santa: Jan 23 2018, 03:07

it is serious (°ㅂ°╬)

it was in the menu

it were recommending not to drink anything with milk after lunch because it was seen as something bad for digestion and yadda

why would someone write something 100% irrelevant like that? got some carbonara and then delicious ヽ( `д´*)ノ delicious milk and italian tears over destroying their out of lunch culture

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The espresso macchiato i often drink after lunch disconcurs with that too, actually.

granprix84 is not even italian anymore by this point (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) then

the caesar is dissapoint

Turns out most people are somewhat lactose intolerant, so it's not an unusual suggestion.

Italy isn't world champion in pizzas, just saying...
I give you ONE chance to guess what country is. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Italy isn't world champion in pizzas, just saying...
I give you ONE chance to guess what country is. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

America.

America.

Must be. America is the best at everything! I bet that if they would try, they could even make a decent hamburger.

(Sarcasm warning)

The espresso macchiato i often drink after lunch disconcurs with that too, actually.

Espresso macchiato is totally ok.
As long as you don't drink a cappuccino after lunch there is nothing wrong.

Must be. America is the best at everything! I bet that if they would try, they could even make a decent hamburger.

It really depends on tastes, I have a friend from Naples that would rather eat american pizza than rome style pizza (obviously he prefers Naples pizza, which, btw, if a [www.nytimes.com] heritage of humanity).
America still has a very strong cooking tradition and I envy them for the barbecue (and in general all the low and slow cooking) and the way the have incorporated science in recipes.

need to retrieve datas about this table: https://ehwiki.org/wiki/HentaiVerse_Bestiary#Stats

whoever has the chance, please scan them and puts the results, together with their levels and the quest they did when they were scanning. PF difficulty appreciated.



thank you in advance.


list of needed scans:

• Manbearpig - Uncle Stu
• White Bunneh - Uncle Stu, gianfrix94
• Mithra - Uncle Stu
• Dalek - Uncle Stu, gianfrix94
• Konata - Uncle Stu
• Mikuru Asahina - Uncle Stu, UnknowDestroyer, gianfrix94, DJNoni
• Ryouko Asakura - Uncle Stu, UnknowDestroyer, gianfrix94, DJNoni
• Yuki Nagato - Uncle Stu, UnknowDestroyer, reality_marble, gianfrix94, DJNoni
• Skuld - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Urd - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Verdandi - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Yggdrasil - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Rhaegal - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Viserion - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Drogon - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Real Life - Uncle Stu, DJNoni
• Invisible Pink Unicorn - Uncle Stu, reality_marble, DJNoni
• Flying Spaghetti Monster - Uncle Stu, UnknowDestroyer, gianfrix94, DJNoni
  

done, thanks to Uncle Stu, UnknowDestroyer, reality_marble, gianfrix94, DJNoni

This post has been edited by Scremaz: Jan 25 2018, 22:17

470 FSM RoB

Scanning Yuki Nagato...
HP: 1972977 / 1977922 MP: 77% SP: 35%
Monster Class: Legendary
Monster Trainer:
Melee Attack: Crushing
Fire:
+75%
Cold:
+75%
Elec:
+75%
Wind:
+75%
Holy:
-1%
Dark:
-1%
Crushing:
-1%
Slashing:
+50%
Piercing:
+50%

Scanning Flying Spaghetti Monster...
HP: 8907607 / 8912795 MP: 63% SP: 62%
Monster Class: Ultimate
Monster Trainer:
Melee Attack: Dark
Fire:
+95%
Cold:
+95%
Elec:
+95%
Wind:
+95%
Holy:
-1%
Dark:
+95%
Crushing:
+50%
Slashing:
+50%
Piercing:
+50%

Scanning Mikuru Asahina...
HP: 1972705 / 1977922 MP: 100% SP: 75%
Monster Class: Legendary
Monster Trainer:
Melee Attack: Piercing
Fire:
+75%
Cold:
+75%
Elec:
+75%
Wind:
+75%
Holy:
-1%
Dark:
-1%
Crushing:
+50%
Slashing:
+50%
Piercing:
-1%

Scanning Ryouko Asakura...
HP: 1966958 / 1977922 MP: 90% SP: 44%
Monster Class: Legendary
Monster Trainer:
Melee Attack: Slashing
Fire:
+75%
Cold:
+75%
Elec:
+75%
Wind:
+75%
Holy:
-1%
Dark:
-1%
Crushing:
+50%
Slashing:
-1%
Piercing:
+50%

Is this what you want? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Lvl 298 PFUDOR FSM RoB






That's weird. Fire mit isn't the same as above.

This post has been edited by UnknowDestroyer: Jan 23 2018, 17:06