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Black body, red markings on belly...

Is that an actual black widow? If so, I second the motion to get a flamethrower.

Yes, she is an actual, living, wild black widow spider.

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lol at them city boys afraid of spider
/╲/\( •̀ ω •́ )/\╱\
spider is pretty cool! eat evil bug, make mosquito shiver so sleep comfy and are harmless unless try to anger them

spider is more afraid of you than you from her, when spider jumps from celiing on ur face to bite is because afraid attack first then

my big spider: friendships is magics

postscriptum: am not spider

lol at them city boys afraid of spider
/╲/\( •̀ ω •́ )/\╱\
spider is pretty cool! eat evil bug, make mosquito shiver so sleep comfy and are harmless unless try to anger them

spider is more afraid of you than you from her, when spider jumps from celiing on ur face to bite is because afraid attack first then

my big spider: friendships is magics

postscriptum: am not spider

You don't want to get bitten.
[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus

Aside from this, here we have so many species of spiders that we just get rid of every of them as soon as we can. I mean, we have black widows, wasp spiders (they really look terrifying) and all kinds of others, you don't ask yourself questions you kill it.

Oh, and it the top 5 of most dangerous animals in France we have a... fish! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

these lists are nice but always forgot to mention the deadliest game of all ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

by IWing my new Staff, already use 200 Schards but no result, just like
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dear RoadShoe.

And dear Scremaz, please have crisis awareness, I already find something that cuter than you!

You don't want to get bitten.

I'm not too worried, honestly.

I don't want to get bitten, but I don't intend to get bitten either.

get bitten to test bit effects of native dark windows
do it my man
do it for sciences ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ

You don't want to get bitten.
[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus

Aside from this, here we have so many species of spiders that we just get rid of every of them as soon as we can. I mean, we have black widows, wasp spiders (they really look terrifying) and all kinds of others, you don't ask yourself questions you kill it.

Oh, and it the top 5 of most dangerous animals in France we have a... fish! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

bites are the result of continual harassment.

Cute. They deserve animification.

Spiders!? Why isn't there a rule in this forum " no spiders"?! Who made those stupid rules?! What use are rules if they can't even prevent spiders?! Oh. We made the rules. Nobody to blame but me.

Well I m off until the spiders are gone.

I'm not too worried, honestly.

I don't want to get bitten, but I don't intend to get bitten either.

As they say, offense is the best defense. Bite her before she bites you. Problem solved.

in some parts of planets spider is delicacy
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probablys as ppl eats everything dependings on place

meanest spiders i've seen here are tarantulas and camel spiders. they're harmless and fun to watch as they zoom all over the terrace at night. as for nasties, we get giant centipedes. they're quite belligerent and one of them crawled into my bed and bit me in my sleep once

nastiest spiders we find on houses arounds here is just tarantula that flees running if you yeell at them

(✧∀✧)/      ─=≡Σ /╲/\(ಥ﹏ಥ))/\╱\

nastiest spiders we find on houses arounds here is just tarantula that flees running if you yeell at them

(✧∀✧)/      ─=≡Σ /╲/\(ಥ﹏ಥ))/\╱\

Up away from Town, there was a Tarantula migration about 10 years ago.
It was bazaar... zillions of them.
It was like a scene out of a horror movie.

And.... you had drive over them in the road. Pure Horror listening to that.

this is kind situation where only alternatives is nuke whole town ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

And dear Scremaz, please have crisis awareness, I already find something that cuter than you!

colman-san beheading a snowman? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

colman-san beheading a snowman? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Yes, Colman abuses our poor Littelesnowboy.

Yes, Colman abuses our poor Littelesnowboy.

bad, bad Colman (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

bad, bad Colman (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

Punisch him with Boobs!

I'm thinking of making a couple of funny polls, not now maybe later. Seems like polls require a new thread, but multiple polls can be stuffed into one thread. Any comments, or suggestions for answers to the below questions?

Q. Do you use the same name here as you do on other forums or chats?

1. yes, I always use the same name I must not give hints about my identity [mod edit]
2. I sometimes use similar names elsewhere I must not give hints about my identity [mod edit]
3. no, I use a different name here to hide my shame
4. I carelessly input gibberish when I signed up

For me the answer is 3, and when people here call me BlueWaterSplash or Blue, I wonder who are they talking about for a few seconds.

Q. Is your HentaiVerse character a boy or a girl?

1. boy
2. girl
3. not sure
4. varies with my mood
5. both, I'm a hermaphrodite
6. neither, I'm a tentacle monster

Whatever the truth is, everybody is adviced to answer 3 or 4.

tl;dr - don't ask this please.

My answer is 2. On a lot of hentai related stuff I don't even bother using a different name, so 1 in that case (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)
It's not like knowing that the me elsewere is still me changes the fact that is one of the 2 or 3 online alter egos of mine (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

Oh, and, my HV character is a girl because I like to look at a woman's booty when I'm playing.
I wouldn't like to stare at a guy's butt (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

Please note that it is strictly forbidden and very unwise to give hints that can lead to finding true identity

I know it's forbidden to ask others their identity...but if one wants to, should I even care? It's not me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)