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Premature cum is probably healthy reaction of organism. The only goal for that is breeding.

Premature cum is probably healthy reaction of organism. The only goal for that is breeding.

That's true. But tell that to the ladies wanting to enjoy at least 2 minutes and half (world average).

That's true. But tell that to the ladies wanting to enjoy at least 2 minutes and half (world average).

just tell them "please, be patient with the first try and the second will be better".

btw, scientists discovered that while male orgasm is sort of mechanical thing (not so authomatic, but there's a good chance it will happen if you do certain things), female orgasm is sort of an equilibrium between mechanic, psychology, luck and astral conjunctions.
also, female orgasm is sort of a relic of the past. since women earned the faculty of ovulating independently by that, it wouldn't be needed anymore. theorically. funny, isn't it? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

This post has been edited by Scremaz: Feb 26 2017, 01:08

btw, scientists discovered that while male orgasm is sort of mechanical thing (not so authomatic, but there's a good chance it will happen if you do certain things)

This is the classic "Males can have sex only in a certain fixed lapse of their life, but when they can, no matter what you do (bar torture) to the penis, it will feel good and eventually cum even if its user does not want to"

female orgasm is sort of an equilibrium between mechanic, psychology, luck and astral conjunctions.

This is the second part "females instead can have sex at every age, but they eventually can feel from no good at all to pain only, if their mood or body says so"

also, female orgasm is sort of a relic of the past. since women earned the faculty of ovulating independently by that, it wouldn't be needed anymore. theorically. funny, isn't it? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

Oh yeah. We want equality. Even males have their right to fake orgasms, amirite? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This is the classic "Males can have sex only in a certain fixed lapse of their life, but when they can, no matter what you do (bar torture) to the penis, it will feel good and eventually cum even if its user does not want to"
This is the second part "females instead can have sex at every age, but they eventually can feel from no good at all to pain only, if their mood or body says so"
Oh yeah. We want equality. Even males have their right to fake orgasms, amirite? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

you got it all wrong.
1) i said "sort of" and "there's a good chance". personally if one would something bad to my jewels, i wouldn't feel too good. i don't know about you though (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

2) the conclusion of a certain study was that a woman that is on the verge of the topic moment and is slightly distracted by something (whatever it is) may have finished her venture without concluding. not that it's so granted of a thing. orgasms can come even in the most inadequate/odd situations, so guess it all depends on which people you pick for your study (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

3) if you want, feel free. it's not like male orgasm = splurt.
however, anthropologists say that (simultaneous) orgasms were required in order to lead to an ovulation. human women at a certain point were able to earn ovulation without the need of such a stimolus (btw, it happens roughly every month and for roughly 500 times in their lives, less or more), so it's quite of strange that orgasms were kept. maybe a stimolus for doing more gym in the hope of making more babies, who knows?

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif) Peerless Tempestuous Willow Staff of Destruction in the lottery, right after Peerless Tempestuous Willow Staff of Focus.

come on tokens! fuck that staff xD

you got it all wrong.
1) i said "sort of" and "there's a good chance". personally if one would something bad to my jewels, i wouldn't feel too good. i don't know about you though (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

2) the conclusion of a certain study was that a woman that is on the verge of the topic moment and is slightly distracted by something (whatever it is) may have finished her venture without concluding. not that it's so granted of a thing. orgasms can come even in the most inadequate/odd situations, so guess it all depends on which people you pick for your study (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

3) if you want, feel free. it's not like male orgasm = splurt.
however, anthropologists say that (simultaneous) orgasms were required in order to lead to an ovulation. human women at a certain point were able to earn ovulation without the need of such a stimolus (btw, it happens roughly every month and for roughly 500 times in their lives, less or more), so it's quite of strange that orgasms were kept. maybe a stimolus for doing more gym in the hope of making more babies, who knows?

It's not about making babies only. The orgasm is very important in creating strong social bonds, which are needed for a spiecies with such demanding offspring. In short: sex is mainly for fun in humans.

female orgasm is sort of an equilibrium between mechanic, psychology, luck and astral conjunctions.

If I translate correctly:
"female orgasm is made out of 20% logic, 80% bullshit."

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif) Peerless Tempestuous Willow Staff of Destruction in the lottery, right after Peerless Tempestuous Willow Staff of Focus.

Fuck that useless staff. More than 500k tickets have been spent on it, seriously? I'm sending in only 10 for the sake of having a chance with the tokens.

It's not about making babies only. The orgasm is very important in creating strong social bonds, which are needed for a spiecies with such demanding offspring. In short: sex is mainly for fun in humans.

yep. for sure. the making sex/babies bornt ratio clearly hints that. funny fact, monkeys do enjoy sex as well. and possibly another animal specie, but i forgot which one...

If I translate correctly:
"female orgasm is made out of 20% logic, 80% bullshit."

i'm just quoting. i'm neither an anthropologist, neither a psychologist (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

Fuck that useless staff. More than 500k tickets have been spent on it, seriously?

you know, it's something like the best possible staff for one of the best possible elements. but yep, i'm there for the tokens as well (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

yep. for sure. the making sex/babies bornt ratio clearly hints that. funny fact, monkeys do enjoy sex as well. and possibly another animal specie, but i forgot which one...
i'm just quoting. i'm neither an anthropologist, neither a psychologist (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)
you know, it's something like the best possible staff for one of the best possible elements. but yep, i'm there for the tokens as well (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

PDWD, PDWDf, PDWF or nothing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by decondelite: Feb 26 2017, 13:26

PDWDf, PDWF or nothing. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Too bad they don't exist.

PDWD, PDWDf, PDWF

did you forget vocals all of a sudden? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

yep. for sure. the making sex/babies bornt ratio clearly hints that. funny fact, monkeys do enjoy sex as well. and possibly another animal specie, but i forgot which one...

Dolphins, ducks, and probably a whole lot more. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Dolphins, ducks, and probably a whole lot more. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

so many? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) i mean, so many species that have been proved to enjoy random sex as a mean to achieve pleasure without necessarily to spread offspring...

so many? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) i mean, so many species that have been proved to enjoy random sex as a mean to achieve pleasure without necessarily to spread offspring...

still spreading diseases though (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

How did we get onto the topic of STDs when I mentioned Fakku... wait nvm.

so many? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) i mean, so many species that have been proved to enjoy random sex as a mean to achieve pleasure without necessarily to spread offspring...

Dolphins gang rape as well (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

How did we get onto the topic of STDs when I mentioned Fakku... wait nvm.

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(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif) Peerless Tempestuous Willow Staff of Destruction in the lottery, right after Peerless Tempestuous Willow Staff of Focus.

I guess the golden ticket really increase the winning chance or not.

Dolphins gang rape as well (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Because they are quite clever. Tbh their language is kinda similar to us. They have full range from sound and syllable up to phrases/paragraphs, context and even dialect. They also use body language and basically from time of their foundation (tens of millions years ago) they developed their brain up to quite complex thing. The only difference they dont have fine motor skills, so they dont use such stuff as hand tools which lead us to better technology.