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Can anyone recommend the latest butter?
Help me, thank you everyone.

Is this related to competition game show Iron chef or another cooking game?


Le Beurre Bordier are dropping a new five star limited edition in their butter gatcha series



Its Raspberry butter, it is probably great but I do not like the fact its limited edition and timed, so they are really pushing the fomo on collectors.

What if you spend $60 and end up with a two star like Buckwheat butter or a one star like Mags posted (its still good, but its common).

Or like a four star, Le Beurre Bordier Espelette Pepper (Piment d'Espelette). What even is that? Its just a rare exclusive sweet/fruity chili variety from a super specific region.


Thread looks a bit high on the random scale, and probably will close without clarification (heh).

I'll be real here.

I typed latest butter into the googles and that was one of the images that came up.

This level of butter connoisseurism is quite frankly weird and scary to me.

It all makes sense if its some kind of TikTok influencer or streamer trend.

I can imagine then other people will flock to spend a fortune on random exclusive butter varieties.

Its better than eating tide pods at least. I might flick the thread over to culture corner, they might know what the butter trend is all about.

Either that or its the latest Battlefield 6 aimbot or something. Everyone was raging about BF6 hackers already.

I was just thinking 'What happened to Battlefield 4 and 5?"

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 12 2025, 15:43

Ngl this is probably the last thread where I would expect some genuine conversations popping in.

Saw something earlier about a new butter made of carbon and hydrogen, apparently exactly like butter without being butter?

I heard that once before with marge and it was a lie though, so not sure how much I believe that

Saw something earlier about a new butter made of carbon and hydrogen, apparently exactly like butter without being butter?

Yeah Bill Gates had something to do with that.

I would still love to know what the thread title and OP was like before the (presumably) MTL butchery. Something tells me it is probably not meant to be a butter appreciation thread.

Or maybe I'm just getting old and not realize sniffing butters is the latest hot shit among modern gamers.

This sounds likely:
[old.reddit.com] https://old.reddit.com/r/Chinese/comments/s...t_means_butter/

Chinese slang for eroge.

Fuck me I'm dumb.

Still, a butter thread sounds more interesting than the 69th "what is your favorite h-game" spammy bullshit, so let's keep posting about butters.

This sounds likely:

I refuse to believe that.

This man wants the latest butter and by Jove he's going to get it.

This looks kinda delicious actually.

[www.biggerbolderbaking.com] https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/hawaiian-butter-mochi/

[www.biggerbolderbaking.com] https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/hawaiian-butter-mochi/

I'm learning a lot about butter.

All I got is grocery store bought butter. I feel kinda butter mogged.
The most I'd check is if the butter was fake palm oil substitute.

I mostly only really care that it's packed full of salt

Bread is gonna suck ass if you bake your dough with that.

I mostly only really care that it's packed full of salt

You want salt in your butter or not?

From the title I thought maybe they were just a fan of the book. Was decent. Clicked to see if there were any recs.

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You want salt in your butter or not?

Here is my random take. Adding higher quality salt to unsalted butter tastes better in cooking.

I only bother for sauces though, and certain recipes.



I've only been eating bulk Western Star atm due to budget. Not terrible. Probably above average compared to other countries except some in Europe. They have been around for nearly a century so must be doing something right. '

I think they have a higher end gold star variety but I have never seen it anywhere. I think they just use it to win awards as a halo product. The chef's choice cultured is available, but only a bastardized version of the gold star mixed with canola is available in stores atm.




edit: The Bill Gates 'butter' is worse than expected. They talk about it being '100% oxidized' like that is a selling point.

Bill Gates neo-butter: Lowers testosterone by affecting mitochondrial function in Leydig cells.

Quality real butter: Raises testosterone by providing healthy saturated fats that are part of the building blocks for hormone production. Grass fed cows also product milk that is higher in anti-oxidants which improves fertility.


Why does every food product Bill Gates touches lower fertility?

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 14 2025, 07:13