OMG EVERYONE IS PANICKING AND THE WORLD IS AT WAR HOW TONPREPARE I DONT KNOW I AM PANICKING A LOT PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PLAN FOR THE FUTURE AND UPCOMING WORLD WAR 3!
Behold the latest weapon in the war of terror. Our greatest invention since 9/11. Guaranteed to keep us 'free' and 'safe' forever. I give you the surveillance state ladies and generals. Our secret wires log your key style, monitor every single number on your speed dial. Rewind straight to your position with facial recognition and pinpoint you within 0.3 of a mile.
We've have put eyes everywhere without consulting you... Keeping you safe whether or not you want us to. Soon there'll be no freedoms left for threatening. And then we will have won the war. Take that terrorism!
This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 7 2025, 07:52
hopefully that incoming ailen object turns out to be a planet destruction device and clean this place up. or we could just finish it all ourselves and do the galaxy a service