Me: I'm gonna be productive today.
Also me 2 minutes later:
"Just one episode," I whispered... 7 hours and 27 emotional breakdowns later—
I'm suddenly the main character in a slice of life where my only personality trait is binge-watching.

Why does every anime character have better hair than my entire life? 💀
And don't get me started on the food. I watched 3 seasons of Shokugeki no Soma and now I cry over cup ramen.

Also, why do villains always drop a 5-minute traumatic backstory mid-fight like:

"When I was 7, my goldfish left me."
BRO I JUST WANTED TO WATCH YOU FIGHT 😭