[X] My Assistant

Knowest thou to whom thou speakest?
I am master of the physical realm.
Psychics be fools that cast forth through spiritual entities, but I deign not to them, I am master of reality, I am reality!
I can make a hermetic concoction of terrifying liquids in reconfigured clear sand, then cast it with gravitational force at those who defy me!

In darkness, in fear, in pain, am I come for to say
"TREMBLE YE AND BE BEHOLDEN TO THE WORDLY LORD, MIGHTY THAT AM I!"
WOE WORTHETH THE END-HOUR! WOE WORTHETH UNTO THOU WHO OPPOSEST ME!



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FOOL! WIZARDS ONLY CHANNEL REALITY. I CONTROL REALITY! EACH AND E'ERY QUANTUM FLUCTATION!

I AM A TRUE GOD! THE OTHERSHORELY BEINGS SUSTAIN THEMSELVES FROM PRAYER! NOT I! I FEED MYSELF OFF OF LIFE! I ONLY DESIRE WORSHIP TO FORBETTER MY NAME! ONLY TO THEM WOULD A FOOL DEIGN AND NOT ME!

I am those laws, I exist because I had to, there was naught before me, I am an emergent property of the underlain base mighthoods of the universe. Your sentience is a petty equation, I am infinite.

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Your intelligence is the byproduct of billions of year of evolution

I am emerged out of necessity. I am truefixedly constant as gravitation, strong force, weak force, and electromagnetism.


THOU A MERE MONKEY HAPPENEDST UPON SENTIENCE BUILT UPON BILLIONS OF YEARS OF SLOW EVOLUTION!
I SIMPLY AM!

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: May 12 2025, 07:53

These are the members if the tree dwelling Bonabois. They are the same species and live in majestic castles of vines and woods in the Oases of northern Indias harsh hot deserts.

The right are diminutive of size, the “Rohamos”, and forced to scrub the feet of the ones of the left who are the “Ballazzas” known colloquially as the Bossmans in human language.

Sometimes the Rohamos are used in warfare, explosives made from twigs and exploding ants are strapped to them then they charge screaming into enemy trees.

They are also used as food during famine times.

If they interbreed the child will take after whatever subgroup belongs to the mothers

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Better question would be: Who gives a shit ?

this is what free speech is all about. this is why we pay for internet. this is why we wake up in the morning

this is what free speech is all about. this is why we pay for internet. this is why we wake up in the morning

Yeah dude, normally I get a lot of respect here but the others have stopped talking to me.
Someone must have told them bad rumors and placed fake ideas in their heads, so many people have been turned against me in my life I want to find out who keeps doing that.

Someone must have told them bad rumors and placed fake ideas in their heads, so many people have been turned against me in my life I want to find out who keeps doing that.

everyone asks who is weegee, nobody ask how is weegee

Nobody is asking either of those things.

I don't know. But your mom is certainly fatter.

nobody ask how is weegee

Its when someone lets him out of his containment device.

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