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I hate reading superfluous usage of the word cock in every translation. Was wondering if there's a tool that can scan images in bulk and replace a designated word with another one using the same font. Or are we not there yet?

Maybe stick to yuri stuff then? Cocks are kind of inherent to porn with dudes in it.

Girl in a yuri doujin wearing a penis band: "Oneesama, I'll show you my cock!"

Maybe stick to yuri stuff then? Cocks are kind of inherent to porn with dudes in it.

This is what makes someone a shitty translator. That's not at all what I meant.

Now imagine if they said cock every single time. Not dick, not penis, but cock this, cock that. The joke would be less than not funny, it'd be British.

Now imagine if they said cock every single time. Not dick, not penis, but cock this, cock that. The joke would be less than not funny, it'd be British.

Why do you hate the word "cock" so much? Is it like you want more variation in your translations? Like do you want one translation to have multiple words for "penis"?

Why do you hate the word "cock" so much? Is it like you want more variation in your translations? Like do you want one translation to have multiple words for "penis"?

Because 9 times out of 10 it sounds unnecessarily vulgar and cringe when they could have just said dick? It's the inverse how stupid it sounds for someone to be saying penis in the middle of a hardcore sex scene. Sometimes I think guys just like saying and hearing that word for whatever dumb reason. Especially in cases where cock is the only vulgar word being said next to vagina, semen, wetness, love juice, etc.

Because 9 times out of 10 it sounds unnecessarily vulgar and cringe when they could have just said dick? It's the inverse how stupid it sounds for someone to be saying penis in the middle of a hardcore sex scene. Sometimes I think guys just like saying and hearing that word for whatever dumb reason. Especially in cases where cock is the only vulgar word being said next to vagina, semen, wetness, love juice, etc.

Please, no, not unnecessary vulgarity in my pornography. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Also, you're ignoring the fact that when something sounds dumb half the time it's because it also sounded dumb in the original Japanese. Talking dirty usually sounds dumb in English, and it usually sounds dumb in Japanese. There's no dressing it up, it's supposed to be vulgar.

You can either lean in and enjoy it or you can moan on the internet that your particular puritanism around certain words doesn't match up with what other people choose to write. I'm not sure that you actually want people mixing in every different euphemism that exists in English for the male organ, there's an awful lot of them and most are more cringe than cock (as Necromusume has well demonstrated).

Please, no, not unnecessary vulgarity in my pornography. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Also, you're ignoring the fact that when something sounds dumb half the time it's because it also sounded dumb in the original Japanese. Talking dirty usually sounds dumb in English, and it usually sounds dumb in Japanese. There's no dressing it up, it's supposed to be vulgar.

You can either lean in and enjoy it or you can moan on the internet that your particular puritanism around certain words doesn't match up with what other people choose to write. I'm not sure that you actually want people mixing in every different euphemism that exists in English for the male organ, there's an awful lot of them and most are more cringe than cock (as Necromusume has well demonstrated).

Also another thing that makes someone a shitty translator. Good thing you aren't active anymore, because you're failing to grasp the concept of colloquial eloquence. Has nothing to do with puritanism and everything to do with jackass vocabulary. Here's a great example of what I've been talking about, even though it's not a translation. It's just another example of someone spamming the word cock throughout the work because they apparently really like it, but the woman only says pussy once in the rest of her purple prose filled dialog. Tell me that's not cringe as fuck.

https://e-hentai.org/g/3374163/64a898ccec/

Meanwhile, I know you jackasses are going to downvote my comment on that gallery like you always do because you all share the same singular brain cell.

This post has been edited by Marien : Jun 19 2025, 05:05

petition to replace every instance of the word cock in scripts to peen