[X] My Assistant

That text is a nonsensicle piece of propaganda. And I don't mean the one about WP.

A few things:

What do we do with these banners once they're made? Use them for sigs? The banners would be too big for that kind of thing, and no one would have room for more than one. We need little member badges or something. That, or maybe start a poll for each fan club, and people join by voting yes. It'd be something, anyway.

But more importantly, where's my fanclub? I know I said I don't care about this stuff, but... come on, my ego needs stroking too. Tell you what, Anto: add a fanclub for me, and I'll make a fanclub banner for you.

I've an idea on how to masturbate your ego.
1: Buy a red '80s Kawasaki motorcycle such as:
(IMG:[www.motorcyclespecs.co.za] http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery/Kawasaki%20Z400J%2080.jpg)
2: Ride it while wearing blue jeans and a leather jacket.
3: ???
4: Profit.

I've an idea on how to masturbate your ego.
1: Buy a red '80s Kawasaki motorcycle such as...
2: Ride it while wearing blue jeans and a leather jacket.
3: ???
4: Profit.

It's amazing how many times I see unfunny people use this unfunny bullshit in an attempt to be funny.

Wait. No, it's not.

But is it funny?

A few things:

What do we do with these banners once they're made? Use them for sigs? The banners would be too big for that kind of thing, and no one would have room for more than one. We need little member badges or something. That, or maybe start a poll for each fan club, and people join by voting yes. It'd be something, anyway.

But more importantly, where's my fanclub? I know I said I don't care about this stuff, but... come on, my ego needs stroking too. Tell you what, Anto: add a fanclub for me, and I'll make a fanclub banner for you.

Sure, use them as signatures. I don't see what's wrong with that. And I had planned on making you one, but your source material is alien to me.

It'd be a lot better if it were a 20px height bar, rather than a monstrous rectangle.

It'd be a lot better if it were a 20px height bar, rather than a monstrous rectangle.

That bar would still be a rectangle. Probably. :3

But it wouldn't be monstrous.

The banners would be too big for that kind of thing, and no one would have room for more than one.

I have room for all of them. :3

Har har.

I guess gifs are a way to go, through random signatures would work as well.

Har har.

I guess gifs are a way to go, through random signatures would work as well.

It's not a GIF. :<

I stand corrected, and humble.

... Well, not stand, since I'm sitting. Or kneeling. Or half of each. Just got a new chair. Moderately annoying to assemble, but yay.

Any suggestions for who to make?

I want to be a part of the BlorgAlmighty fanclub :3

But I'll probably make my own thing :<

I'm not usually one to jump into your big, popular-member circlejerks (I think?), but welcome back, Rob. .-.

I'm a caring and sympathetic fool.

MOAR BANURZ!

Is there some significance to the ordering, or do you just stick the new ones in at random?

MOAR BANURZ!

You're a bit like the people who come up with new Pokémon; the first generation was great, then it gradually got worse. No offence.

A1: I try to break up similar colours when I put them in. That's about all.
A2: I know some "look" tackier, but it may have been intentional. I do think one or two new ones look okay though.