It's about time that I addressed a sorely needed fanclub, but this is a complex matter, because this fanclub is for a particular special someone. You all should know who I'm talking about.
That's right, I'm talking about Joe's Penis.
Both fortunately and unfortunately, I've found out that Joe's Penis already has a fanclub. That's the fortunate part; the unfortunate part is that there's only one member: Joe's Penis. This is because Joe's Penis' Fanclub is so awesome that to us mere mortals joining it would cause our hearts, lungs and brains to explode, just due to the sheer awesome.
It has a banner, but I can't actually display it in public, without the proper safety measures in place it'd melt your face off like the arc of the covenant.
However, not all is lost, because Joe's Penis' Fanclub has a fanclub, appropriately titled Joe's Penis' Fanclub's Fanclub. The requirements to get in are still hyper strict, involving killing orphans by shoving puppies down their throats while killing baby seals with a crude microscopic facsimile of Joe's Penis (i.e. a club). And that's just to get in the door.
The banner for this club, while still awesome, is safer for public consumption:
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As mentioned, joining is rigorous, but oh so worth it, so sign up to become a member of the Joe's Penis' Fanclub's Fanclub today!
the Fan Club thread ^_^
Aug 20 2010, 19:06
