Okay, looks like I have to share another story to end another year. Heh, I kinda like writing these though.
I know some really odd people; let me tell you. I have an old buddy from my Navy days who had a large collection of Hookahs. I, for one, really enjoyed the various, heh, substances he smokes with me while using them. One day this genius decides he wants to up the ante and get creative with this new Hookah of his. We start taking really good hits from this new "bong", and then he decides he wants to be a bit more...creative. He say's "This is pretty good" after taking another hit, but "I PREFER IT A LITTLE LONGER".
He then proceeds to pull out the mother of all hoses to attach to his side of the hookah. This thing had to be about 20ft long. I took one look at that contraption and said "Dude, do you really want to take a hit from that thing?". He says "Nah man, this'll be great". He takes a few long "hits" from this thing, and then passes out from the effort. I just shrugged and finished the Hookah myself. I tossed him on his couch, cleaned the room up a bit, and went home. What an idiot, but it gave me a pretty good story to tell the rest of our crew though.
Happy New Year everybody! I hope it's a good and properous year for all of us.
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