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post Jun 25 2024, 09:29
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QUOTE(LamHK @ Jun 13 2024, 02:42) *

Fuck my life




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post Jun 26 2024, 02:55
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It's cool man, it ain't a race.
I got my first gf at 28. I know this sounds like an overused phrase, but all you have to do is better yourself, be more social.
I fixed my diet, went to bed early, began working out, learnt to dance (latina bitches love dancing) Like imagine if you were a femoid, would you hang out with some lame ass chud ?
I know, I know, the west has fallen, millions must die, but there are some pretty chill girls still out there, Mine is kind, pretty, slim (landwhale genocide when?) & I enjoy talking with her.
Don't get radicalized by social media. We are all going to make it.
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post Jun 26 2024, 03:52
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Start watching the 90 Day Fiance franchise on TLC and then you'll realize anybody can get anybody.

If Burger King can get a girlfriend then so can you. Even though it's a dude in a dress.

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Even despicable fugly-ass Big Ed (nicknamed "prEd" and "the tick" on Reddit) gets females nearly 30 years younger than him. Although he dumped Liz before their wedding after all the psychological abuse he did to her. But it was good for her since she moved back home and got with a guy her own age.

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I won't even go into Angela and Michael, holy fuck, she's the absolute worst of all. I heard he got his visa and escaped her, thank goodness. I wish they would bring back Darcey & Stacey. They were plastic surgery hobbit troll dolls but at least you could laugh at them.
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post Jun 26 2024, 04:06
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QUOTE(Honeycat @ Jun 26 2024, 11:52) *

What the hell?
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post Jun 26 2024, 14:55
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QUOTE(Moonlight Rambler @ Jun 24 2024, 17:12) *

I already have someone whose life I've touched in that way, actually.


Doubt. You're very insufferable.
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post Jun 26 2024, 14:58
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I can believe it.

Bet it wasn't consensual though.
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post Jun 27 2024, 00:09
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That tracks
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post Jun 27 2024, 07:34
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post Jun 29 2024, 03:00
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post Jun 29 2024, 08:00
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Would she be going out with him if he wasn't on TV and e-famous?

Isn't he an asshole?
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post Jul 2 2024, 16:42
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QUOTE(bblong003 @ Jun 13 2024, 06:04) *

I'm almost 30, and I've completely given up on finding a girlfriend.

become magician

QUOTE(AhumanRS @ Jun 20 2024, 03:30) *

you want kids and to start a family, you are a faggot. It's okay to be a faggot only if you own up to it.

the fuck?

QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jun 28 2024, 22:00) *

Would she be going out with him if he wasn't on TV and e-famous?

no
QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jun 28 2024, 22:00) *

Isn't he an asshole?

yes

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post Jul 2 2024, 21:00
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QUOTE(minnazzo @ Jul 2 2024, 09:42) *
the fuck?

I see we agree
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post Jul 6 2024, 01:55
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QUOTE(minnazzo @ Jul 2 2024, 04:42) *

no

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Does he have money or something?
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jul 6 2024, 09:55) *

Does he have money or something?

Tell you what he doesn't have.

A neck.
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post Jul 24 2024, 12:54
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jun 12 2024, 13:50) *

When you can't find a girlfriend become the girlfriend.


Part 2, this shit cracks me up.



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post Jul 25 2024, 04:52
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QUOTE(Msgr. Radixius @ Jun 26 2024, 08:55) *
Doubt. You're very insufferable.
Other insufferable people seem okay with it.

QUOTE(TheMarauding @ Jun 26 2024, 08:58) *
I can believe it.

Bet it wasn't consensual though.
I am still a virgin btw, by all definitions. ur mean. :(

QUOTE(Msgr. Radixius @ Jun 12 2024, 17:58) *
Incel to tranny pipeline.
Real.
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post Jul 27 2024, 21:55
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Which one is more dangerous? Incel to tranny pipeline or the Anime to tranny pipeline? Or is it the same pipeline?
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post Jul 28 2024, 02:36
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Most anime lovers are based and therefore not woke to lgbtbbq tranny pipeline.

Normies that watch anime can suck a dick.

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post Jul 28 2024, 04:15
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QUOTE(Pillowgirl @ Jul 28 2024, 03:36) *

Most anime lovers are based and therefore not woke to lgbtbbq tranny pipeline.


Maybe, but it's tough to find one lgbtbbq tranny that didn't get that way by watching anime.
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post Jul 28 2024, 04:53
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i need someone to excavate my pipe line if you know what i mean
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