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Pretty much.

My cousin's half Jap and she's loud and obnoxious. Fucking mean, too.

Nah, she's cool, she's my cuz and I love her. But she used to ask me to sniff the crotch of her pantyhose after she got off work to ask me if they smelled bad. FUCK! I'd recoil in horror. We actually just talked about that the other day and she was laughing about it. Totally evil. I doubt the full-blooded Jap girls act any differently.

Wow thats like a hentai dream come true! How hot is your cousin? What kind of "love" do you do with her? You could always check if her breasts have grown too...

And how good she fakes it.

Actually theres a foolproof method to tell if a woman's faking it. I read that if its real her inner vaginal walls contract so if you have a finger or penis inside you can "test" her orgasm's veracity.

Wow thats like a hentai dream come true! How hot is your cousin? What kind of "love" do you do with her? You could always check if her breasts have grown too...

WTF, I'm not attracted to my cousin. I love my cousin to the extent of if she ever has on some hideous clothes, I'll make my famous limp-wristed comment of "Ohhhhh, girrrrrl, you are so not going out in public looking like that" and then I'll pick out something better for her to wear and then zhuzh her hair for her.

Wow thats like a hentai dream come true! How hot is your cousin? What kind of "love" do you do with her? You could always check if her breasts have grown too...

I'll tell reality you said your salutations next time I see them.

You obviously haven't visited in a while.

Wow thats like a hentai dream come true! How hot is your cousin? What kind of "love" do you do with her? You could always check if her breasts have grown too...

noob has failed...Fluffy is the definition of gay on this forum

zhuzh her hair

That's one way to put it, I suppose.

WTF, I'm not attracted to my cousin. I love my cousin to the extent of if she ever has on some hideous clothes, I'll make my famous limp-wristed comment of "Ohhhhh, girrrrrl, you are so not going out in public looking like that" and then I'll pick out something better for her to wear and then zhuzh her hair for her.

Yeah but you know it wouldn't hurt to help her try on a few clothes so she wears something good for you or ask her for assistance in getting rid of your painful "standing up" while you help her wear her clothes. I know beautiful and gentle cousins like yours can be very helpful and kind in teaching younger or older brothers educational things in life. Since shes family you can trust her more than someone not related to you.

I'll tell reality you said your salutations next time I see them.

You obviously haven't visited in a while

There are plenty of places in this world where its perfectly legal to marry your cousin and such. I personally know a few real life examples too.

I also read of some cases in UK, Germany, etc where brother and sister who grew up separately with divorced parents and got reunited as adults just fell for each other at first sight! And they got caught after having a pack of kids together. So this kind of stuff is not limited to a good siscon hentai. Sometimes reality is more ecchi than fiction...

You don't want to see in hentai something what you can see in real life.

You watch a lot of people having sex in real life?

Yeah but you know it wouldn't hurt to help her try on a few clothes so she wears something good for you or ask her for assistance in getting rid of your painful "standing up" while you help her wear her clothes. I know beautiful and gentle cousins like yours can be very helpful and kind in teaching younger or older brothers educational things in life. Since shes family you can trust her more than someone not related to you.

Wow, I just realized how unpervy I am. You DO know it's possible to have a relationship with a girl without lusting after her, right? Or are you just completely obsessed with sex to the point that you'd fuck an old couch?

There are plenty of places in this world where its perfectly legal to marry your cousin and such. I personally know a few real life examples too.

I also read of some cases in UK, Germany, etc where brother and sister who grew up separately with divorced parents and got reunited as adults just fell for each other at first sight! And they got caught after having a pack of kids together. So this kind of stuff is not limited to a good siscon hentai. Sometimes reality is more ecchi than fiction...

Not around here.

You DO know it's possible to have a relationship with a girl without lusting after her, right? Or are you just completely obsessed with sex to the point that you'd fuck an old couch?

Give the kid a break. He's still going through puberty, so sex is the only thing on his mind.

Give the kid a break. He's still going through puberty, so sex is the only thing on his mind.

Jailbait? Aside from breaking the rules, that's not a good excuse. I remember puberty quite well (it didn't finish until last week; self-zing). I may have gone so far as to notice the sexual characteristics of female family members, or even have the occasional wet dream featuring one of them. I never went so far as to try to justify fucking or otherwise molesting one of them for real. Either this guy has seen a shitload of incest porn, or he's thought this out way too far.

Granted, around here the former is a definite possibility, so I'll give him some slack.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 13 2010, 03:20

I may have gone so far as to notice the sexual characteristics of female family members, or even have the occasional wet dream featuring one of them. I never went so far as to try to justify fucking or otherwise molesting one of them for real.

Ha! But did you still manage to fantasize about it, even outside of your subconscious...? Be honest.

There wasn't a thing I couldn't imagine fucking with, when I was goin' through puberty.

This post has been edited by D.D.D.: Jul 13 2010, 03:32

I know beautiful and gentle cousins like yours can be very helpful and kind in teaching younger or older brothers educational things in life.

Wath? There's nothing gentle and kind about that little 5'1" Halfanese cougar. I was wearing shorts one summer and she slapped me on the thigh to be mean and it left a stinging red handprint on my leg! And no, I didn't like it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

LOL.

Anyway, Japanese girls are just like any other girl. I dated one once, so I know. True story.

Ha! But did you still manage to fantasize about it, even outside of your subconscious...? Be honest.

There's a big difference between fantasizing and planning. But again, I'm not going to get on the guy's case.

I also read of some cases in UK, Germany, etc where brother and sister who grew up separately with divorced parents and got reunited as adults just fell for each other at first sight! And they got caught after having a pack of kids together. So this kind of stuff is not limited to a good siscon hentai. Sometimes reality is more ecchi than fiction...

Not what I was referring to, at all, but whatever...

Wath? There's nothing gentle and kind about that little 5'1" Halfanese cougar. I was wearing shorts one summer and she slapped me on the thigh to be mean and it left a stinging red handprint on my leg! And no, I didn't like it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

What? You should have just spanked her butt right back! Maybe she would have enjoyed it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

This has been very informative but just be careful your hot cousin doesn't read this thread. Who knows it could give her some ideas about you or flip her switch. Women can get turned on by all sorts of things sometimes.

This post has been edited by shiki666: Jul 13 2010, 04:46

There's a big difference between fantasizing and planning. But again, I'm not going to get on the guy's case.

I'm not trying to insinuate that you'd actually want to do anything—I'm just asking if you contemplated it, in theory, rather than meditated how best to do it, for real. There's a HUGE difference between hypothetically going there, and actually planning to go there.

I've never understood that whole "I NEED TO FUCK EVERYTHING I TOUCH!" mentality, puberty or no.

I've never understood that whole "I NEED TO FUCK EVERYTHING I TOUCH!" mentality, puberty or no.

I was never like that, but I was willing to imagine that scenario.

I got off on how fucked up it was to me, at the time, that I could even picture it.

I hadn't became jaded enough to leave sex behind me, but I was trying to.

It was a time, in my mind, where I could still gross myself out, and I wanted to get over it.

Without needing to, I wanted to think over the possibilities, whether or not they were insane.

My will, whims, curiosities, desires and even nightmares...

Like a "choose your own story book", I've always liked to imagine all the alternate outcomes.

Even in the face of unwanted morbidity...I was fascinated.

I've done this all my life, in the hopes of maintaining wonderment...

Just remember that it doesn't count until you take your finger off the previous page.