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The Sixteenth Annual E-Hentai Yuletide Lottery

2023. As far as years go, this was definitely one of them.

The PHP Mersenne-Twister Random Number Generator returns to draw fifty lucky winners from those who entered. Like previous years, you got one ticket per level. The prize, given to each of the lucky winners, is 200 Hath and one Tenbora's Box.

The winner is: eh7145g (1888213)
The winner is: aspct (1086234)
The winner is: Cohozuna (1863823)
The winner is: ssadff (2126236)
The winner is: Ming28561 (3775954)
The winner is: balengooo (1338140)
The winner is: swordslasher (2093671)
The winner is: eddie76 (235114)
The winner is: kk9595 (902864)
The winner is: user0810w (1791026)
The winner is: kamio11 (1397626)
The winner is: Nezu (867559)
The winner is: terrefee (368941)
The winner is: Rаccoon (975311)
The winner is: Jack Nicholson (178050)
The winner is: nta-008 (725998)
The winner is: silversky7 (1673305)
The winner is: Silvie (185465)
The winner is: frx178 (1444111)
The winner is: Nexusyep (2756409)
The winner is: sabregimp (188779)
The winner is: register1997 (472360)
The winner is: lichtenlade (372523)
The winner is: outpatient (888638)
The winner is: GamerNovel (1959192)
The winner is: call-lector (5044493)
The winner is: swins (523032)
The winner is: Acetominaphene (3476597)
The winner is: sigo8 (791906)
The winner is: s0ulkill8r (232422)
The winner is: Somebro (280017)
The winner is: Itou Noemi (1387913)
The winner is: Fap.Fap (771652)
The winner is: mentaiaji (1391739)
The winner is: jsldz (5682138)
The winner is: pc12345678 (1451353)
The winner is: kinno (74047)
The winner is: Arith Undine (716903)
The winner is: kiriyamaai (824783)
The winner is: utsuge (679804)
The winner is: teenyman45 (371074)
The winner is: BananaBlade61 (2211604)
The winner is: nananananaa (1153190)
The winner is: ssw777 (899961)
The winner is: tadprime (442974)
The winner is: Negai (65315)
The winner is: zeroacg (537736)
The winner is: Logii (1342758)
The winner is: Dnkz (1908893)
The winner is: The Nameless Monster (1901765)


In addition, everyone who participated in the lottery gets a free Krakeling Cookie! The Krakeling Cookie gives a 20% bonus to all gained EXP and 1 Hath every day you visit the site. This effect stacks with the cookies from previous years.


The Sixteenth Annual E-Hentai Award Show for Outstanding Achievements in the Field of Excellence

Which is where people get a Glowstick for contributing to the site in various ways. For extracorporeal use only.

Points are awarded for every toplist you place in, with 3 points for a Top 10 placement, 2 points for placing 11th through 25th, and 1 point for placing between 26th and 50th.

3 points or more would get you the Purple Glowstick, which adds +100% EXP, +4 Hath and +7000C per dawn event, and +3 mod power.

2 points would get you the Ruby Glowstick, which adds +75% EXP, +3 Hath and +5000C per dawn event, and +2 mod power.

And 1 point would get you the Aquamarine Glowstick, which adds +50% EXP, +2 Hath and +3000C per dawn event, and +1 mod power.

Additionally, all of the awards grant +2 GB/week of free archive downloads as well as a free handshake with an idol of your choice.

Everyone who made a Top 50 showing in the Toplists will also receive one Tenbora's Box for each placement.


Purple

10 Pokom (4764920)
8 nasu (3169265)
7 Pseudo-Nim (4363899)
7 rsx205 (3200608)
6 cs987987 (911792)
6 Waitugreat (3172187)
6 Rogabute (1913944)
5 OnceForAll (5648780)
5 ehide121 (6006625)
5 Srac (1635371)
5 my son (2910821)
4 Janus Mask (3585145)
4 中川かのん (856150)
4 kit07 (569102)
4 lenkat (6813318)
4 Fatesifaeve (2022231)
4 KEYLUN (1984660)
4 Miles Edgeworth (317696)
4 Acetominaphene (3476597)
4 Mocha Gold (2967667)
4 Fate Prototype (3039608)
4 -terry- (4842635)
4 alfredmeow (1857818)
4 ddvd (4944111)
3 klorpa (2506863)
3 huhtech (1106289)
3 milannews (976540)
3 svines85 (976341)
3 Larequirem (1506949)
3 Yolm (365112)
3 Village Idiot (49472)
3 cutegyaru (1419096)
3 工ロ魔人 (350152)
3 fjsdhgft7vg (3579549)
3 momijichan (3278989)
3 jantch (981462)
3 Fuukalors (5989656)
3 hirofuru (776797)
3 Zero Angel (36342)
3 mifukata (1285836)
3 Floripes (84182)
3 Scumbini (2831103)
3 114514beastman (2694451)
3 Bowden (399592)
3 d0tax (344306)
3 Beatricе (4396815)
3 darkwing42 (66788)
3 arthurbrown918 (5745537)
3 wscore (1995846)
3 charlmin (6243609)
3 Ming28561 (3775954)
3 liliclinton (1099897)
3 VVFGV (2903506)
3 Based Brandon (1334122)
3 babydragon0123 (793709)
3 3x2 (2317055)
3 cgc (803161)
3 Kunopes (747021)
3 yyyun (1504807)
3 qq3870990 (1725168)
3 ROBBOO (1132407)
3 chenge150 (6132114)
3 b217285 (2098974)
3 hobohobo (689598)
3 Randommember (463350)
3 kikimaru024 (160009)


Ruby

2 ming.eva (1099725)
2 Alan Zhuang (2019960)
2 evenc (6157591)
2 Dk2017 (3851745)
2 dluin12345 (1590027)
2 atomicpuppy (2328)
2 alanyhq (5359145)
2 scp10011 (2202854)
2 FGHRSH (3250284)
2 Molinxx (1447302)
2 ggmm206 (1184241)
2 高垣 楓 (1872548)
2 Rаccoon (975311)
2 zarathustra3 (842884)
2 dragolem (5007532)
2 yinscape (675436)
2 eunt domus (1613322)
2 NSVSHL (3118821)
2 R-wild (229469)
2 25kk (1301748)
2 Daydrinking (6448916)
2 scf123 (3254686)
2 Satoru (13073)
2 TheGreyPanther (582527)
2 LHZ1545256 (5765505)
2 Cipher-kun (1207129)
2 sadjklfjs (6013781)
2 Teacher152 (948511)
2 TMDlixin250 (6338722)
2 RepStormy (5554944)
2 carradio2014 (5550537)
2 quanbuzhineng (6614282)
2 negifish (5712669)
2 Allahu Akbar (1816091)
2 The Magi (2153245)
2 blacker0713 (1933746)
2 orasmase (165640)
2 zwei7 (1472037)
2 ezequiell (547133)
2 Forgunia (3664190)
2 1tsth4tguy (268943)
2 Chevalier K (1064662)
2 ElisaG (3059093)
2 yetsun (81973)
2 ComanderVenom (5003169)
2 csk233 (1699554)
2 apcnc (2778897)
2 IcePlume (2878703)
2 Superlatanium (1647739)
2 sogeth (1226332)
2 Astia (1009057)
2 WildHerbs (3680578)
2 Oniiichan (737191)
2 rick-kun (2773770)
2 Sushilicious (445951)
2 Glovelove. (3737344)
2 Wilfriback (111517)
2 th-nn11 (4546790)
2 gdldyv (1756157)
2 cirrostratus (1526092)
2 Byza (3201420)
2 Shepardus (2720349)
2 Deetr (1289472)
2 opaidejavi (2129210)
2 sasquatch42 (993289)
2 zentath02 (744645)
2 Auxityne (5011339)
2 varroami (6616252)
2 泉水小夜 (2052022)
2 hoigoigoi (1111181)


Aquamarine

1 stev123 (722647)
1 ArmoredPlatypus (4939312)
1 empty_field (1110495)
1 nai309 (1894605)
1 deaf-mute (5163928)
1 PonyPonyPonyPony (1594321)
1 IJN Amagi (5321036)
1 CuddlyOctopus (2195147)
1 Faval (105773)
1 panymdo (4499141)
1 Swiss77 (2200350)
1 Kahm (148204)
1 0ld0neEye (10383)
1 lager (606333)
1 cky (183693)
1 钱迪? (1440059)
1 Anderztw34 (1436420)
1 chachax2 (1197278)
1 balrogaos (1714803)
1 lancers5566 (3839866)
1 s976113 (462463)
1 Fog Magic (755111)
1 narukami5 (2865916)
1 blueguro (5225065)
1 NullFactorX-1 (3028290)
1 Mistermd (2983181)
1 MidnightB (589462)
1 angelafreet (649958)
1 loogutsp (700357)
1 lurphysmaw (5313759)
1 pop9 (154972)
1 Marz (126746)
1 Desufap (3845999)
1 Mags_ (560909)
1 dtmhtk (2106993)
1 sirlachdanan (55286)
1 PanHun (1378258)
1 Kekocha123 (5738768)
1 Ryo75 (925558)
1 ranpers35 (4936881)
1 Hina-Chan2 (6458892)
1 LumisGenuis (6912873)
1 boosharwo (1451449)
1 ranfan (845948)
1 wpstps (336729)
1 Nasen (2702672)
1 Maharid (322837)
1 moodyclaus (6539134)
1 ann770 (461188)
1 alinoris (761159)
1 romanicyte (4362764)
1 kiiiii (926131)
1 kenabrxg (2161736)
1 LittleSweetLoli (439791)
1 VatsuX (287978)
1 ndamuleu (5875387)
1 NewsMedia (193220)
1 Necromusume (986243)
1 Lampads (4896897)
1 GHOST king (1551993)
1 goyer (6256012)
1 Vinatea (286153)
1 jehaknaboom (291442)
1 AdamAbbott (4203434)
1 芒果好吃 (5796764)
1 杨声器不成器 (6244357)
1 ranma-chan (649981)
1 Melnet (2510733)
1 qW@qqq (1845932)
1 hensigui (2703468)
1 3t14 (6661509)
1 monocone (5224716)
1 Jade8888 (6616795)
1 siacofilla (71579)
1 Brds19 (7714111)
1 0xPanda (1827242)
1 远方季风 (6952810)
1 wrongdoormaster (5701184)
1 Bane13 (256409)
1 mundomuñeca (3788586)
1 oneer (789059)
1 Hot Chocolate (1681043)
1 moanim (1590897)
1 Deicide betray (2678625)
1 mewsf (1941026)
1 jimmyren6357 (3315270)
1 james58899 (2988674)
1 S3dney (5904977)
1 silentbob111 (249417)
1 jiongtl (1073642)
1 Amiganer (5043927)
1 Kessara (315859)
1 saila978 (1103739)
1 -bronya- (5571176)
1 Leoncavallo (642716)
1 Foojack100 (1588473)
1 Tenrag (519423)
1 farryz (7203584)
1 wonderzone (2814577)
1 zero1018101 (1916575)
1 4h9ybPUDCM2e (4387248)
1 peterson123 (892479)
1 Feftak (6011981)
1 TKLF (341190)
1 kamio11 (1397626)
1 terrefee (368941)
1 kongyubai (2332324)
1 ChairmanMiao (3342297)
1 쿠루링빵 (1100614)
1 abler (5954183)
1 A359004 (5129967)
1 kirito945 (2251895)
1 Darksoul0 (91277)
1 ffshrntau (4820854)
1 pl0okm (2475845)
1 Arresterr (2637588)
1 feifeito (2763559)
1 Ferax (963181)


Additionally, the following people were boosted one or more ranks due to MVP Nominations, which is a mechanism where select staffers are able to nominate people who contribute in ways outside of what can be measured by the toplists. Each nomination adds 1 point; people who were nominated but already qualified for the top one are not listed, and any excess points/nominations may be left out. Nominations for people with the ability to nominate others ("staff") are no longer part of this system, but are specifically awarded by me.

+3:

Feftak (6011981)
LHZ1545256 (5765505)
Mags_ (560909)
chriseras (359756)
ericeric91 (367313)
hc_br (2760368)
mathl33t (4675561)
mysterymeat3 (199441)
peterson123 (892479)
poiuytrewqazx (3139892)
simplesimon32 (1732804)
sssss2 (1843795)
strongarm (3258134)
幻猫儿 (2833228)
프레이 (3950842)

+2:

Glovelove. (3737344)
Honeycat (13641)
Necromusume (986243)
Sparroff (692363)
Superlatanium (1647739)
ccnan23 (7085790)
eunt domus (1613322)
nX7UtWS5 (4391788)
rizelbr (242621)
romanicyte (4362764)
ryasu (2167968)
varroami (6616252)

+1:

1789noir (1952548)
Byza (3201420)
Concord_e (1145682)
FabulousCupcake (1848351)
Jo.To (160561)
Lao P. (1637546)
Look A Moth (2015231)
Nioda (2139773)
Timothy_L (6922957)
XMoreLater (1736631)
bananapow (250742)
bunnygunny (1904467)
chjj30 (1714698)
demooos (1624455)
dkdidldidh (60605)
dragontamer8740 (1097716)
jsldz (5682138)
kamio11 (1397626)
kiiiii (926131)
qqqq1111 (96691)
sadjklfjs (6013781)
sickentide (407334)
wrongdoormaster (5701184)

+Staff:

Agoraphobia (4850902)
Cipher-kun (1207129)
Deulkkae (2115725)
Dnkz (1908893)
Maximum_Joe (589675)
Mayriad (490854)
Miles Edgeworth (317696)
Nezu (867559)
Noni (2977124)
Shank (989173)
Spectre (2203)
TheGreyPanther (582527)
elgringo (2790)
meow_pao (204246)
mrsuperhappy (1898816)


Congratulations, and thanks to everyone who have contributed in some way for their hard work in the last year.

And a Happy New Year to all contributors and visitors alike. Akeome, kotoyoro, and all that.

(Thanks to Agoraphobia and Noni for the award and cookie graphics.)

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Happy new year!!

I love the Krakeling Cookie, thank you very much.

congrats to all the winners & happy new year

Congratz to the winners!

Congrats to all the winners

Congratz to the winners and happy new years.

And many thanks for the +1 boost (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

congz winners

I didn't expect to get anything. Thanks.

Congratz to the winners!

Congratz to the winners!

Happy new year and congrats to the winners!
I will certainly enjoy my very first cookie. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Congrats to all the winners!

(Not a dildo btw)

Congratulations and Happy New Year

Congrats to all the winners and thanks to everyone who helped out this year. Let’s have a great 2024. Happy new year!!

Congrats to the winners! If I had known the awards were going to be Oshi no Ko themed I probably would have worked harder (like, at all) to get in the toplists LOL...

Congrats for everyone and a happy 2024.

Thanks a bunch! Congrats to all lottery and award winners, and Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Congratulations to the winners!

And a Happy New Year, everyone!!!