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Got to tell you guys and gals, drinking and clubbing don't mix. Beer goggles make perception reality. When you're impaired enough, everyone woman is hot.
I saw her from across the dance floor, and she was fine as hell. I had to get with her; she had to be mine. So I made my move. I've got to tell you something else guys and gals. Your buddies will brave virtually any danger to help a friend in need or to protect you. But when you're about to do something that'll make you look like a damn fool and be absolutely hilarious, they'll let you do it. Hell, they'll even encourage it.
So I step to her, and my buddies are on the floor laughing their asses off. Now under normal circumstances I would realize I was making a mistake. But when you're in a state of pure inebriation, I took it as them being amused that I had the balls to approach this woman the way I did.
She was happy as hell and all over me the entire night. Eventually, she decided to invite me to her place, and I'm thinking "Alright! Let's make this happen!" My buddies, those guys who always had my back, let me leave with this chick...ASSHOLES!!! We make it to her place and around this time, my "high" is starting to fade. I come to the horrible realization that this "Peach" is tall, ugly, and built like a bus. I'm thinking "Dear God, what have I gotten myself into?"
At this point, I'm kind of skeeved, so I figure I won't be of much use because I'm not turned on by her. Unfortunately, Mr. Johnson decides he wants to stand up and see what's going on, and she's delighted. I'm thinking to myself "You motherfucker! You couldn't be soft just this once?" So I've been betrayed by my buddies and my own fucking body. This is bullshit. I may have unexpected wood, but I decide when it gets used. So I get up to make my way toward her front door, But that's when I realize, This chick has a twin sister, and she's just as horny as the first one.
There was NO GOING BACK. I knew I had to service them both if I had any hope of getting out of this mess. So I did what had to be done while making a mental note that when I got out of this, I would find all of my friends and kick their asses.
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