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I evolved my own entries over time so here's my recommendation: the Last Pedo part alone isn't funny to me, maybe Late Pedo or something funnier...hey how about Pedowan Lecher? Also I think Rise of <Something> could produce a funnier choice, especially since it's episode 9. You can replace LXIX with 69 or omit that altogether to reduce characters if necessary.

Loin King and Wanker Woman seem like fun entries. I'm not sure what powers they would have.

Updated mine, Harold the flying sheep is now, Scent of a Woman's feet.

I would like to state, I am the farthest thing from a foot guy possible, but the joke is right there... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

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Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Parody of Big Trouble in Little China, a great John Carpenter movie. Also, this monster is too big for your vagina, so watch out. Especially if you don't have a vagina.

ET The Extra Testical
Parody of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, but it's just a guy with 3 balls.

Alice in Hentaiverse
She took a wrong turn and ended up in the hentaiverse, surrounded by memories, peerlesses, and shadowcats.

HENTNEH
comes from TENET，The five letters in the middle are the same, right?
[www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6723592

The Ponys
comes from THE BOYS，An Anti-Superhero TV Series that tease Marvel and DC
[www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190634

Gura and her 2 by 2
a meme of Vtuber GawrGura, you can found it in there
[youtu.be] https://youtu.be/pN5CtyAhnlc

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Badman
comes from Super-héros malgré lui，A French comedy film
[www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13774454
Yes, it's teasing Batman

It looks like someone used Batman, so let's keep it as a backup. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

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The Paw of Doctor Fu Cat Chu
Obey Fu Cat Chu... or every living houseplant will die!

Honey I Fap To Kids
Woody Allen replaces Rick Moranis in this updated remake of the classic

Ghostfappers!

If there's a sexy ghost
In your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(Ghostfappers!)

If it's somethin' weird
But it look so good
Who ya gonna call?
(Ghostfappers!)

I get so wet for a ghost
I get so wet for a ghost

If you're fappin to a thing
With a transparent head
Who can you call?
(Ghostfappers!)

An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed
Oh, who ya gonna call?
(Ghostfappers!)

If it turns you on the most
With a freaky ghost,
You better call!
(Ghostfappers!)

When he comes in your face
Ectoplasm all over the place
I hope that you call
(Ghostfappers!)

The magnificent semen -

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The magnificent seven

Seven gunmen prepare themselves for revenge, but they left their guns at home. The best usage of human ejaculation recorded in the far west, only topped when some guy tried to fill a box on some subreddit.

Cuck hard -

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Die Hard

Bruce Willis went to save her kidnapped wife at the top of some downtown hotel, just to find she wasnt kidnapped at all. Man's got a story to tell to her shrink now.

The scatshank wedemptiown -

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The shawshank redemption

Tenboro sacks Shank after he allegedly expunges every scat gallery in the site. Only through a deep transition to the uwu language is Shank able to wedeewm himsewf awnwd come back to hiws fowmew positiown.

I might have overdone that one.

PD: I think 12 angry midgets is a 12 angry men reference. Morbjob is definitely morbius.

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Name                           Trainer             Parody                     Assessment
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Roofied Hottie                 WilyMason           ?                          right

^^^
I think this is a reference to "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof".

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Ghostfappers                   sogeth              Ghostbusters               Good choice of movie – I feel more is possible with this

^^^
I was torn between this and "Ghostfuckers". That might scan just a little better, too. Hmm...

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The Paw of Doctor Fu Cat Chu   Necromusume         ?                          I don't know the movie, sorry

^^^
A reference to "The Hand of Doctor Fu Manchu", the first of a long series of famous (now controversial) books from early in the 20th century by English author Sax Rohmer.. There were *many* movie adaptations (which are now even more controversial) in the 20s and 30s, and a few later in the 20th century. But I don't think any of the movies were ever named "The Hand of Doctor Fu Manchu". But there are a TON of "The [FILL IN THE BLANK] of Doctor Fu Manchu" movies and shorts.

CODE

Cuck hard                      Byza                Die Hard                   Nice, but not immediately clear refference

^^^
I first assumed it was a reference to the Jud Apotow moveie "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story".
Which leads to:
"Cox Hard- The Dewey Walk Story" (which *I* think is hilarious) or the perhaps (?) more apropos:
"Cuck Hard - The Limp Cox Story", both of which are exactly 30 characters... Just sayin...

2nd entry

Vegan Robot (in reference to how you feed all kinds of mobs with the same feed, even mechanoids)

A merciless advertising robot from Vega star system. Its effort to promote its home world is often misunderstood.



3rd entry

Deadbeats Society (Dead Poets Society)

Thanks Noni for the tips.

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Right, there's also Karens of Arabia (Lawrence of Arabia). One of David Lean's finest along with The Bridge on the River Kwai. It's not Hollywood, though.

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Live Hentai, or Die Plain - Live Free, or Die Hard

A young detective and group of archivers team up to stop a notorious hacker attempting to eliminate all porn on the web.



Swinging in the Strips - Singing in the Rain


A 2d addict begins to fall in love with virtual reality women as hentai begins to evolve from animated media to full on interactive immersion.




Hentai Chronicles XXX - American History X


A man tries to stop his friend from ruining his life as his addiction to the NTR genre beings to transition into his' social life.





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Mad Sex Big Load
Crazy, hard and fast, on the way to big load.
Mad Max: Fury Road ([www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392190/)

Inglorious Fast sex
Something about the sadness of premature ejaculation.
Inglourious Basterds ([www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/)

Inseminator 2 Impregnation Day
He has a mission, and he doesn't intend to use a condom.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day ([www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103064/)

Cum Dumpster 2049
When you are so off baseline you become a cum dumpster [www.imdb.com] [1st entry]

Penis' From Heaven (Pennies from Heaven (1981))
I have no idea in mind on how to endorse this. Maybe the boy next door can.
[www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120647/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

No Time To Monsterbate (James Bond - No Time To Die (2021))
Hmm.. But do you?
[www.boxofficemojo.com] https://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt23823...?ref_=bo_se_r_6

Bols of the Drink (Lord of the Ring)
Very forced, yes. I'm just curious of how Bols taste.
(IMG:[cdn.shopk.it] https://cdn.shopk.it/usercontent/www-merceariasadina-pt/media/images/4eb7b44-aac5105f7765b1cf14baec3402356825127d4099.png)

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Aw, I came here to post the suggestion that Noni and BlueWaterSplash dropped earlier. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Loin King and Wanker Woman seem like fun entries. I'm not sure what powers they would have.

Well, anyway...





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So sad that "Fantastic Breasts and where to find them" was to long.

Womb Raider - from Tomb Raider of course - lets admit it lots of young teens thought about this (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

American Creampie - from American pie - sorry mathl33t this is the best sort of Pie.

When Harry Ate Out Sally - from Harry Met Sally - well it probably happened right ?

have created the names going to fade back into obscurity now.

"Fantastic Breasts and where to find them"

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Hope my entries can make anyone smile, even if they are kinda silly/simple ones.

1.- Jurassic Fap


I was just thinking this is one of those things our T(killer machine)-rex just wasnt able to do coz... you know, lack of arms lenght, but rather a simple name joke based on E-HG subtle materials.

Also, coz i remembered i saw this cartoon a while ago:

2.- Fap To The Future


Blockbuster suggested by the great N and, i think, the most easy to joke about (im proud of the attack names too). also, this is a joke with lotta true in the background: we do that to survive... sometimes.
Poetic, isnt?

3.- The Cockfather


Sadly, the attack names were just to long to add there so i will add them here:

1.-"Revenge is a Wank that tastes best when served cold."
2.-"I'm gonna Wank him an offer he can't refuse."
3.-"Look How They Wanked My Boy."

I choose this one coz the hystorical value as the "blockbuster that saved hollywood" or rather to be a very good movie. but as a matter of fact not much changed even with the parody name... you know what i mean if you saw the movie (just the first one, 2 and 3 are ok but not as good).

Enjoy.

Only one entry this time. I’m actually planning to create this monster, but it might take a while before I do. EDIT: Done!

My Little Fubuki Poni

Seriously, that artist’s works deserve more attention, plus an(other) MLP reference. I love the way (s)he does Mami Tomoe. The stories could have more happy-go-lucky moments, though.

Maybe I should have saved the name for a year when you do H artists, but whatever.

One needs to speak Russian for [Blyatman], not many here do

Probably more folks than you’d imagine know enough to get that one...

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Don't judge me but I would probably legitimately watch Ahegaone in Sixty Seconds, the story of a team of elite car thieves that can incapacitate security guards with quick, mind-blowing orgasms

Yeah, blyat is a common loan word in modern internet English. It's like you don't need to be fluent in Japanese to know baka/ecchi/hentai.