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Welcome to the 3rd Annual Fun With Monster Names Event!
Brought to you by: Noni & Shank
Sponsors: Waitugreat (50hath+500k), hinoka (3000 hath), Ming28561 (4m)

Total Prize Pool: 7050 hath + 9.5m credits (donations are welcome)

How to compete:

1. think of a funny monster name that doesn't exist yet on HV
2. post it here, before August 15th 2022
3. use the name in your monsterlab (optional, but recommended)
4. add in your post a pitch: why is this name so funny it deserves credit(s)?
5. hope that Noni & Shank like your entry

Rules

• Must be a valid HV monster name (length, characters, etc)
• Max 3 entries per person
• Noni&Shank decide who wins what
• At the end, the total prize pot will be divided over the winners, best monster names get a larger share, worse monster names get a smaller share

Bonus points can help to win a bigger prize!

• You can get bonus points if you use a reference to the title of a Hollywood Blockbuster Movie. Some examples:
  • Robo Snob
  • Total Re-Callgirl
  • When Hairy Met Scaly
• The more famous the movie is, the better. You could go way classical, even:
  • The Great Dicktator
  • Snom Like It Hot (take it, shote1369, it's still free)
  • Raging Bullshitter

Have fun!

FAQ
Hey wait, the last annual monster name event wasn't a year ago, was it? It was even this year!
- Correct, we use a quite liberal definition of 'annual'

CODE

Name                           Trainer             Parody                     Assessment
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
Top Giant McChungus            SPoison             Top Gun                    Nice
12 Angry Migets                SPoison             12 Angry Men               Ok I got the reference now
The Rise of DooDoo             SPoison             Rise of the guardians?     Is it still clear what the reference is?
Dickgirl Tracy                 mathl33t            Dick Tracy                 Good one
Ben-Wa-Hur                     mathl33t            Ben Hur                    Good one
American Paizuri               mathl33t            American Pie               Good one
Blyatman                       Necromusume         Batman                     One needs to speak Russian for this, not many here do
Fapablanca                     Necromusume         Casablance                 Good one
Whore Games                    Necromusume         War Games                  Nice
Toplist Maverick               ihatov              Top Gun Maverick           Good one
License to Tag                 ihatov              Licence to Kill            Nice
Hentai at Home Alone           ihatov              Home Alone                 Nice play on H@H
Nosfellatiu                    Pretty anon         Nosferratu                 Good one, great pitch as well
Cockbusters                    Pretty anon         Gostbusters                Nice, great pitch as well
Reservoir Dongs                Pretty anon         Resevoir Dogs              Good one, great pitch as well
Octobussy                      Look A Moth         Octopussy                  I get it. Original sucked as a title.
The Sound of Fapping           Look A Moth         The Sound of Music         Nice
The Scent of a Womans Feet     Look A Moth         The Scent of a Woman       Good one, good improvement
Shaving Ryan Private           los espadas         Saving Private Ryan        nice
Lord of Cockring               los espadas         Lord of the Rings          Nice
Morbjob                        los espadas         Morbius                    Okay
Shartnado                      Marx28              Sharknado                  Nice
Apocalypse cow                 Marx28              Apocapypse now             Good one
How to drain your dragon       Marx28              How to train your dragon   Good one
Dennis the Menace to Society   BeetchFagget        Dennis the Menace          Already exists? But nice
Se8en                          BeetchFagget        Se7en                      Confusion accomplished
In Diana Jones                 BeetchFagget        Indiana Jones              Nice
Noni and Clyde                 Kunopes             Bonnie and Clyde           Maybe Noni-reference helps, maybe not, who knows?
Shercock Holmes                Kunopes             Sherlock Holmes            Nice
ScoobyDong HV Mobs Unleashed   Kunopes             Scooby Doo movie           Nice
Mary Pops In                   WilyMason           Mary Poppins               Good one
Crack Honeybadger              WilyMason           ? any superhero movie      hmmm
Roofied Hottie                 WilyMason           Cat on a hot tin roof      Nice
Snowflake Highwayside Picnic   Ferlucio            Stalker                    Hard to get this one, but explanation helps
Busted Tickets Society         amaimono            Dead Poets Society         Nice – I can see more good names with this movie
Kiss-Ass                       BlueWaterSplash     Kick-ass                   Good one
PreTitty Woman                 BlueWaterSplash     Pretty Woman               iirc, the did have a fine pair of them
Speedoman-Into the HentaiVerse BlueWaterSplash     Spiderman                  Nice, but isn't that combi a bit too complex?
Hairy Twatter and Sore Stones  sogeth              Harry Potter Philos. stone Good one
Star Whores LXIX the Last Pedo sogeth              Star Wars – the last Jedi  A bit long, but good
Hentai Academy 2 Their First Ar918273              Policy Academy 2           Too long, also you can only have 3 entries
Hentai Academy 3 Back in Toplis918273              Policy Academy 3           Too long, also you can only have 3 entries
Hentai Academy 4 Tenboro on    918273              Policy Academy 4           Too long, also you can only have 3 entries
Big Trouble In Little Vagina   LogJammin           Big Trouble in Little ChinaGood one, this one made me laught
ET The Extra Testical          LogJammin           ET                         Good one, didn't think ET would work but it does
Alice in Hentaiverse           LogJammin           Alie in Wonderland         Nice
HENTNEH                        任凭三千落花              Tenet                      Kinda funny, but hard to see the reference
The Ponys                      任凭三千落花              The Boys                   Kinda funny, but that's not hollywood blockbuster
Gura and her 2 by 2            任凭三千落花               GawrGura                  Kinda funny, but that's not hollywood blockbuster
Ghostfappers                   sogeth              Ghostbusters               Good choice of movie
The Paw of Doctor Fu Cat Chu   Necromusume         The Hand of Doctor Fu M    More a book series than a hollywood blockbuster
Honey I Fap To Kids            Necromusume         Honey I shrunk the kids    Good one
The magnificent semen          Byza                The Magnificent Seven      Good one, made me me laugh
Cuck hard                      Byza                Die Hard                   Nice, but not immediately clear reference
The scatshank wedemptiown      Byza                The Shawshank Redemption   You kinda overdid it, yeah
Vegan Robot                    amaimono            no movie                   good name, no bonus though
Deadbeats Society              amaimono            Dead Poets Society         Good one, doing the movie justice
Live Hentai or Die Plain       chris303            Live Free, or Die Hard     Nice
Swinging in the Strips         chris303            Singing in the Rain        A true classic, good one
Hentai Chronicles XXX          chris303            American History X         A bit hard to get this reference
Mad Sex Big Load               registered member   Mad Max Fury Road          Good one. Mad Max movies need move sex
Inglorious Fast sex            registered member   Inglourious Basterds       Nice, but you should have kept the original typo...
Inseminator 2 Impregnation Day registered member   Terminator 2: Judgment Day Good one
Cum Dumpster 2049              Tailion             Blade Runner 2049          Hard to get the reference by just the year
Penis From Heaven              nimura              Pennies From Heaven        Good choice for a classic, the ' won't work though
No Time To Monsterbate         nimura              JB No Time To Die          Nice
Bols of the Drink              nimura              Lord of the Rings          Best LotR reference yet – gotta know bols of course, which I do
The Loin King                  XMoreLater          The Lion King              I love when one small change works so well
John Squick                    XMoreLater          John Wick                  Nice
Womb Raider                    I dunno what ooer   Tomb Raider                Good one
American Creampie              I dunno what ooer   American Pie               Nice
When Harry Ate Out Sally       I dunno what ooer   When Harry Met Sally       it happened, but she faked it
Jurassic Fap                   piyin               Jurassic Park              Good one
Fap To The Future              piyin               Back to the Future         Good attack names as well
The Cockfather                 piyin               The Godfather              Nice, too bad the quotes don't fit
My Little Fubuki Poni          Katajanmarja        no movie                   Good MLP name, no bonus
Ahegaone in Sixty Seconds      BigLightBulb        Gone in Sixty Seconds      Good one
Seven Deadly Simps             Altona Falcon       7 Deadly Sins              I think the movie uses 7, not seven
Bareback to the Future         Altona Falcon       Back to the Future         Good one
Requiem for a Creampie         Altona Falcon       Requiem for a Dream        Nice
Pussy Galore                   bensalenkkari       Goldfinger                 That character name is so bad, it works
Ivana Humpalot                 bensalenkkari       Austin Powers              Nice
Alotta Fagine                  bensalenkkari       Austin Powers              Nice

Noni & Shank proudly present to you: The Winners!
Everyone is a winner, but the rank 1, 2 and 3 have been hand-picked by the jury.



Funniest trainers in HV at this moment are:
- Marx28
- LogJammin

And special mention, although not a valid entry
- I dunno what ooer, for "Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them" (sadly, too long)


This post has been edited by Noni: Aug 15 2022, 20:04

Top Giant McChungus
-I just like saying big chungus so I worked it into a movie title.

12 Angry Migets
-I thought it was funny Edit: The movie 12 Angry Men, an old movie that I have never seen and just did a word change at the end for the lulz.

The Rise of DooDoo
-Poop jokes for the win Edit: Rise of Skywalker, Rise of Gru, Rise of Cobra, so many The Rise of movies, I did have the new Minions movie in mind at least but then realized a ton of movies like this title.

This post has been edited by SPoison: Jul 15 2022, 01:10

Dickgirl Tracy - Dick Tracy is a manly detective. Dickgirl Tracy has a similar name but brings to mind something completely different.

Ben-Wa-Hur - A sex toy (Ben Wa balls) pun on Charlton Heston's classic (Ben-Hur) about chariot racing. Perhaps there's some distracted driving going on.

American Paizuri - Even a sex comedy (American Pie) is improved with more paizuri. Dicks should go in breasts, rather than pies!

Blyatman
As a young boy, Bruce Wayneski saw his parents anally penetrated by Russian mobsters and immediately knew what he wanted to do with his life, but in a vaguely batlike fursuit with perky armored nipples. (blyat: Russian swear word meaning 'fucking' or 'whore'. It's well-known among English speakers online.)

Fapablanca

WhoreGames
High school slut boy David Lightman has a special talent: He can seduce ANY military man. But when his new boyfriend, US Air Force Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper invites him to the "Whore Room" to shelter in place during the end of all mankind, Lightman realizes he may have sucked off more than he can chew...


I'll finish the pitches when I'm done hand-sewing ecchi doll clothes.

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Jul 3 2022, 20:51

Toplist Maverick - [www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1745960/

License to Tag - [www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097742/

Hentai at Home Alone - [www.imdb.com] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785/

This post has been edited by ihatov: Jul 2 2022, 13:04

Nosfellatiu
This one's thirsty, but not for blood.


Cockbusters
About some people grabbing "tools" with their two hands, involves some gooey white stuff, there's some sucking and a bit of screaming too.

If there's something strange
In your nether regions
Who you gonna call?
Cockbusters!🎵


Reservoir Dongs
They come in different colors; brown, white, orange, pink, etc. but be careful because one of them will try to get you from behind.

Octobussy
Get it? It's like octopussy, but with boy pussy instead of...I'll let myself out...

The Sound of Fapping
The hills are alive, with an odd wet slapping noise, don't let the Von Trapp kids see anything lewd now, everyone.

Scent of a Woman's feet
Al Pacino may be blind, but that won't stop him from living his most perverted life.

This post has been edited by Look A Moth: Jul 15 2022, 05:51

Shaving Ryan Private - shaving instead of saving,funny pun for me

Lord of Cockring - this make me remember that case of man who can't get their cockring off and get help from firefighter to remove it

Morbjob - it's morbjob time ( well,blowjob pun for morbius movie meme )

SHould i change the other 2?

This post has been edited by los espadas: Jul 8 2022, 06:42

Shartnado
- A cyclone of poop rampaging across Los Angeles, flooding the city with poop-infested seawater and affecting all the people.

Apocalypse cow
- During the vietnam war a special forces colonel becomes insane and a operative cow is ordered to terminate him.

How to drain your dragon
- A Viking teenager aspires to follow his tribe's tradition of becoming a dragon slayer. After finally capturing his first dragon, he however has a problem with its maintenance.

Dennis the Menace to Society
Dennis the Menace but fucked up is just funny to think

Se8en
I was originally going to write SeSevenen, but realized that I could use an 8 as a B and just make the title still work and be confusing (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

In Diana Jones
Pretty sure I heard this one somewhere before, but I first thought Womb Raider, but then this one popped into my mind and honestly it's just funnier

Noni and Clyde
Named after Bonnie and Clyde (Arthur Penn, 1967).

Shercock Holmes
Named after Sherlock Holmes (Guy Ritchie, 2009). A new adventure of the famous detective with Robert Boney Jr (Holmes) and Prude Law (Watson).

ScoobyDong HV Mobs Unleashed
Named after Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (Raja Gosnell, 2004).

Mary Pops In
Nice, simple, and can be interpreted in a variety of ways, from the mundane to the horny to the futalicious.

Crack Honeybadger
I mean... I find most of these superhero names ridiculous. So go all in on the hilarity, but make sure the name describes the terror the hero can inflict. You don't want to mess with a honey badger, especially one on crack.

Roofied Hottie
Something a bit darker to end things, hmmm?

Snowflake Highwayside Picnic - not so much funny as it is appropriate. A reference to Stalker (the Movie) and Roadside picnic (book), with the Zone having powerful and weird artifacts (trophies).

Busted Tickets Society (Dead Poets Society)
In honor of a classic HV moment when you spend millions of GPs on lottery tickets and won nothing. Join the club!

I'm not much of a jokester so as usual it takes me a while to maybe think of something. I was aiming for wholesome names but somehow ended up with the same perverted ones as everyone else.

Kiss-Ass

This was originally going to be Spank Ass, in honor of a certain forum member. But aside from that it wasn't that funny, plus many people wouldn't know that there is another character in this series with the reversed order name. Ass-Kisser is a pretty funny name too, so this name also works for that.

PreTitty Woman

I was trying stuff like Pretty Wanon, Pretty anon Woman, Pretty Nomaw and it wasn't working out. Later I considered stuff like Pretty Wolfman. I thought Panties Woman was pretty funny, but the connection to the title might not have been clear enough.

Speedoman-Into the HentaiVerse

Originally this was just Into the HentaiVerse, which I could have sworn was taken but it wasn't. Then it was Speedo Raper, but I thought some people might get offended. The 30 character limit influenced the spelling and capitalization, so now you can choose if this character is from Marvel or DC Comics.

You should absolutely go with Speed Raper.

should you need inspiration, I would really love to see names that make fun of:
- a few good men
- as good as it gets
- back to the future
- the life of pie
- the lion king

Just one for now, will add more later.

Just remaned one of my mob to:

Hairy Twatter and Sore Stones
First skill name: Grindfest

First of a series of fantasy movies that chronicle the lives of horny young wizards and witches, all of whom are students at Fuckwarts School of Slitchcraft and Wizz-ass-dry. They must quickly master their "wand skills" before they rub or smash each other raw, ALL while defending against the evil lord Dorkawort and his minions the Dick Eaters...

Entry II:

A new monster is named: Star Whores LXIX the Last Pedo

(It Really aught to be: "Star Wores Epiosode LXIX: The Last Pedo" but the FORBIDDEN COLON....)


And LXIX is of course 69. Heh heh.

But you can also read it as something like "Star Whores LICK the Last Pedo", and I enjoy rather a lot the kinda sorta world play.

EPISODE LXIX

STAR WHORES


The Last Pedo


The FISTING ODER remains. Having
fisted the peaceful Hentaiverse,
Supreme Leader Snowflake now
deploys her merciless loli legions to
seize sexual control of the Internet.

Only General Lay Ya To Orgasm's band
of Shota fighters stand against the fisting
tyranny, certain that Pedo Masturbator
Lick Slitlover will return and restore spunk
and sperm production to the fight.

But the Shota cocks have been exposed.
As the Fisting Oder wafts toward the Shota
base, the boy homos mount each other in
a desperate final attempt to get off....

This post has been edited by sogeth: Jul 14 2022, 21:47

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