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Same with swimming.

My mum just chucked me in the pool.

I thought that was how kids learned until recently, where parents are doing this swim with kids and take years to learn stuff.

I thought that was how kids learned until recently, where parents are doing this swim with kids and take years to learn stuff.

She didn't just leave me there, but it's a good way of learning.

Or if she did the joke's on her I'm still alive.

your mom didn't bathe you? did you just run around smelling bad

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: May 18 2024, 20:10

your mom didn't bathe you?

She did.

She didn't jump in the tub with me.

I used to go swimming with my dad every sunday to the pool.

He let me drive the car with a stick in the parking lot when i was less than 10 :3.



I can't remember taking showers/baths with anyone, neither do i remember learning how to swim.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: May 18 2024, 21:09

I can't remember taking showers/baths with anyone, neither do i remember learning how to swim.

Just had individual baths here. Worst case scenario everyone had to use the same bath water to save money.

everyone had to use the same bath water to save money.

you have strange customs...

you have strange customs...

Still common in Japan.


I only take showers now, my third bathroom has a bathtub that I never use. I think baths are kinda gross, but it makes more sense if you shower first like in Japan.

I think baths are kinda gross

If you're in good company, then why not?
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lets sell dragontamer's bath water to Necromusume. We will market it to him as mag's bath water

lets sell dragontamer's bath water to Necromusume. We will market it to him as mag's bath water

Do you have a sect of excrementophiles here? Disgusting.

Um,, dragontamer I need another batch of bath water..i accidently drank it all

Are you upset that you can't grow a moustache like Vegeta?

Life can be cruel.

I thought that was how kids learned until recently, where parents are doing this swim with kids and take years to learn stuff.

That's still how they learn, it's just rebranded because everything needs to have a social media friendly buzzword now. I believe it's called "infant swimming" but the point is the same. Throw the kid into a pool. If you start in the first 6 months you get the best results.

Are you upset that you can't grow a moustache like Vegeta?

Life can be cruel.

I remove mustache, beard and all other body hair using tweezers and an electric epilator. And I’m quite pleased with the current results - if a year ago I had “moustache like Vegeta” growing, now I have soft light fluff, which is easy to completely remove with an epilator once a week. Another year or two and they will probably stop growing altogether.

Next step is tasing your nutsack.

Most pedophiles have a serious dislike for pubic hair.

Most pedophiles have a serious dislike for pubic hair.

You say there are a lot of pedophiles among your friends? And you often discuss the details of your intimate life with them?