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Jesus spent his days memeing on the Pharisee lolcows that believed in resurrection.

Guys, I have no friends (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) can someone please be my friend

For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5-7
New Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition

Heaven is for faggots

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I'm sure Jeebus will be your friend.

Heaven is for faggots

What gets me is that he quotes scripture like its an actual answer.

I'm like "cunt that is not an answer. That is the fucking opposite of an answer."

That entire book is a manual on how to not have a critical thought in your head.

Which is ironic considering that I doubt he possessed the required mental equipment before he became a convert.

Critical thoughts are for faggots
Coomers 6-9
Laruffi Standard Version MTL Edition

Laruffi Standard Version MTL Edition

I almost miss that guy.

Almost.

If you can get agarophbiobipboobia to be my friend I'll tell crazy3d that thing that got you warn % 3 years ago

If you can get agarophbiobipboobia to be my friend I'll tell crazy3d that thing that got you warn % 3 years ago

Edit: posted twice in purpose because I always double down

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Dec 10 2023, 21:58

If you can get agarophbiobipboobia to be my friend I'll tell crazy3d that thing that got you warn % 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure he already knows that I want him to go visit his god.

"He who is free of western influence shall cast the first stone"

-Bible 2021 CCP edition

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There's wisdom in the Bible.

Right?

“However much you deny the truth, the truth goes on existing“. George Orwell
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” Socrates
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle

There's wisdom in the quotes above. That's why you might use that particular recourse. Good enough reason.

Which gets concerning considering that I doubt you have ever read a Bible, in the first place, Mags..

Also, the Bible is the WORD OF GOD. The Bible is just not the most random little thing. In the same way, quoting from I don't know, Shakespeare in Hamlet, is not just a little meaningless thing without merit. Not at all.

The Bible inspired Western Civilization, for Goodness sake. I'm like "That ain't it."

Guys, I have no friends (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) can someone please be my friend

Is the proposition legit? Who knows. I doubt it but good luck. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
This ain't the place to find that friend imo but who knows. For real.

Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character.” 1 Corinthians 15:33
One who has unreliable friends soon comes to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Proverbs 18:24

God puts a lot of effort waiting for the timing for jokes.

Bruh, the timing lmao

God puts a lot of effort waiting for the timing for jokes.

didnt honeycat post her

didnt honeycat post her

Possibly there have been a bunch of people having strokes and heart attacks on tv for the past year or so.

where is honeycat

why is honeycat

I'm glad you like saccharine, nerds, because there's no way you're getting any honey.

Anyway, I heard that Brandon is supposed to give a speech and address white supremacy. I actually laughed at that. He himself is a racist and there's plenty of old videos of him saying racist things. Just fucking croak already, you embalmed Q-tip.

They're trying to impeach that idiot of a Homeland Security failure Mayorkas. The reason they're letting in all those illegals is to give them mail-in ballots during the election this year. No voter ID, no nothing. It'll be a free for all.

And when did Harvard get a black woke president? She resigned over some antisemitism scandal. Nasty bitch.