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Being in an adult movie theater and not being allowed to expose yourself is about as stupid as not letting strippers strip.

I'd like to see you try to whip your dick out on the floor at a strip club and see what happens.




edit: Brandon's latest trick to keep people in the military; charge them for the gear they were ordered to leave in Afghanistan if they want to leave.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 3 2023, 01:44

The DeSantis-Newsom debate. Two fucktards going at it with Sean Hannity moderating.

I watched the last half hour and Sean did a decent job but I was getting so fucking mad at Newsom doing that snake oil salesman smile and turning around and attacking DeSantis with hur-dur bullshit when he couldn't answer hard questions.

Sean:"Why is your once great state of California so crappy now, Governor Newsom, with homeless feces everywhere and the people tried to recall you after you put them on covid lockdowns while you dined freely without a mask with your cronies at French Laundry?"
Newsom: "Errr...*smiles* *laughs*...Biden is doing a gud job, DurSantis is a derp."

Make no mistake, pencil neck Newsom is going to be on the ticket for president in 2024. This guy is no better than a slick flashy smile televangelist telling one lie after another and is dangerous.

It's too late for Gruesome Newsom to run in '24. The primaries start early in 2024 and the deadlines for filing are earlier yet. If he doesn't file by 12/15, he's not on the ballot in a lot of states, and he's already missed several.

[ballotpedia.org] https://ballotpedia.org/Deadline_to_run_for_president,_2024

Dump of their google spreadsheet:
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This post has been edited by Necromusume: Dec 3 2023, 05:54

It's too late for Gruesome Newsom to run in '24. The primaries start early in 2024 and the deadlines for filing are earlier yet. If he doesn't file by 12/15, he's not on the ballot in a lot of states, and he's already missed several.

The DNC Super delegates can still swing it if you get a majority of them in the case that Biden was impeached, removed or had a stroke.

Seems Gavin Newsom and Ron DeSantis are both hanging out in case Biden or Trump respectively get removed from the race.

Biden's campaign of trying to remove Trump from running to 'save democracy' is kinda funny.

I lol'd that zombie McCain endorsed Biden.

Politicians don't need to follow the rules

I'd like to see you try to whip your dick out on the floor at a strip club and see what happens.

as a stripper is what i meant.

I fully understand that it's still a weird thing to jerk off in public. I just don't think it should get someone's career destroyed if they touch themselves in an adult movie theater.

Pee-Wee's Playhouse wasn't that good. Big-Top Pee-Wee was a disappointment. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is a classic. Pufnstuf doesn't really hold up. I watched Pufnstuf years ago and I've only gotten picker since then.

Thanks for your input! It's appreciated.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 4 2023, 00:18

I just don't think it should get someone's career destroyed if they touch themselves in an adult movie theater.

Well it was probably the distribution of porn charges in 04 that ended his career as a kids entertainer.

Considering her was banned from being near kids and all.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 4 2023, 02:12

No, the theater arrest was July 1991 and immediately ended his childrens' entertainment career. Pee-wee's Playhouse had already ended in 1990; they stopped rerunning it on TV and pulled the toys from stores, and he largely disappeared from public life for years. Just over that. When he did start coming back, it was exclusively as an adult entertainer again, like in his early career.

The possession of obscene material charges were trumped up charges over some pictures in a huge collection of vintage material, where they got him to take a plea bargain rather than risk a trial. [en.wikipedia.org] Wikipedia covers it in detail.

Anyway, community standards were very different in 1991.

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Dec 4 2023, 04:11

Seems he didn't really do much, as he always got small fines.



Bill Cosby came out to defend him at least.

I forgot he was in Mystery Men.

God is (...)

Yeah, that's funny. Anyway, what's the point of talking about global politics and or religion if you're not going to use the Brain..?!
Just kidding..! I did get offended with the joke but God smacked sense into me..

Concerning Anger: “You have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not murder’; and ‘whoever murders shall be liable to judgment.’
But I say to you that if you are angry with a brother or sister, you will be liable to judgment; and if you insult a brother or sister, you will be liable to the council; and if you say, ‘You fool,’ you will be liable to the hell of fire.
So when you are offering your gift at the altar, if you remember that your brother or sister has something against you, leave your gift there before the altar and go; first be reconciled to your brother or sister, and then come and offer your gift.
Come to terms quickly with your accuser while you are on the way to court with him, or your accuser may hand you over to the judge, and the judge to the guard, and you will be thrown into prison.
Truly I tell you, you will never get out until you have paid the last penny.

Concerning Retaliation: “You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer.
But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; and if anyone wants to sue you and take your coat, give your cloak as well; and if anyone forces you to go one mile, go also the second mile.
Give to everyone who begs from you, and do not refuse anyone who wants to borrow from you.

Love for Enemies: “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’
But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the righteous and on the unrighteous.
For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet only your brothers and sisters, what more are you doing than others?
Do not even the Gentiles do the same? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

So I am joking. That being said.. Strive to be better? Please, We must..

If you're hearing voices(...)

What are the odds.
Anything else? Do you seriously think you've accomplished anything but make yourself look kind of petty? Well.. We are in this forum but, are you perhaps garnering hentaiverse creds for dismissing one of my arguments with seriously insulting stuff?

Attributing the belief in God to mental-illness is uncreative, imo? Pretend a lil bit you care? I attempt to do my job around here in a professional manner ya know!
Why always sling insults? What you say? It's in fact annoying how you managed to do that. Again..

If I was sent here to deliver God's message then I am here to deliver it. That's it and that's all. I might leave though; by 2024.

You look down on religion? You might be failing to recognize both Insight and Humility as truly necessary and as very important my friend!!
It might come from being self-righteous or something so be very careful!!!! But don't worry. Jesus REALLY and TRULY helps with that!!!! For real..

Finally, I don't think there's a easy answer on God.. Perhaps. Sob* (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

This post has been edited by Closed Account: Dec 6 2023, 02:38

How many altar boys have you diddle on a scale of Jimmy Saville to Guilles de Rais?

I was lying horribly..

The "what's the point of(...)" was brought to help you wake up. And realize, something, plus something and stuff and achieve self-reflection and thus get much humility!
But didn't work at all apparently.

Sorry everyone.. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
I am a horrible liar!

I wake up one morning, strangers say hello to me
Tomorrow their names will be carved onto stones
"We're going home alive!"
I'm a terrible liar
Forgive me
That is not
The Arc de Triomph

Biden mentioned not running in a speech recently. I think the pressure is mounting.

Republicans and Democrats know based on the polls that Trump will stomp Biden but literally any other Democrat candidate will stomp Trump.

Gavin Newsom is waiting in the wings for Biden to croak or walk off a stage into the orchestra pit.

If anyone is going to hate vote against Trump for either of them then please don't vote at all.

Let Don be reelected and be a dictator on day one only so he can close the borders and resume drilling so we can have affordable gas and be a first world country again. It's better than being controlled by liberal nutbag commies for 4 years.

I don't understand why its being a 'dictator' to have a functional border.

I don't understand why its being a 'dictator' to have a functional border.

There are lot of people who are very worried about what he's gonna do to them if he gets back in.

And they should be.

I don't like Trump but they've weaponized the entire system against him.

There's gonna be more "accidents" occurring in the first 90 days of a second Trump term than in the history of the Clinton foundation.

There's gonna be more "accidents" occurring in the first 90 days of a second Trump term than in the history of the Clinton foundation.

As Norm Macdonald would say, that's a lot of accidents.

For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5-7
New Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition