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No. You don't. Because once I get the stick, I am obligated to hit you with it.
And no one likes getting hit with a stick.

I dunno, there are some strange people here and Rob might just get aroused by being flogged.

No. You don't. Because once I get the stick, I am obligated to hit you with it.
And no one likes getting hit with a stick.

Where exactly would you hit me? Please be very detailed in your answer.

I dunno, there are some strange people here and Rob might just get aroused by being flogged.

Shush! Don't tip him off. Geez, way to fuck that up for me, cocknose.

Back of the head, at the base of the skull, with a stick that is approximately 3 1/2 inches thick in diameter and about 4 feet long.

Anyways, Fun thought: The second match-up was just announced today:
Viet Cong vs. Nazi SS

The SS were ruthless and had some pretty good weapons, but were soldiers. The Viet Cong were using old Soviet weapons and were guerrilla fighters. The reason the VC were able to repel the US forces so well were their terrain advantages -- conventional warfare just didn't work against them. How are they going to quantify that for their stupid simulator? They gonna flat-out not let the VC in their shitty little rat tunnels? Let the SS gas their asses? Put them in an environment that lets neither side have a terrain advantage?

Back of the head, at the base of the skull, with a stick that is approximately 3 1/2 inches thick in diameter and about 4 feet long.

Not as arousing as I had hoped for. But, I suppose I'm always up for new things.

Back of the head, at the base of the skull, with a stick that is approximately 3 1/2 inches thick in diameter and about 4 feet long.

Anyways, Fun thought: The second match-up was just announced today:
Viet Cong vs. Nazi SS

How 'bout we wait for the first one to finish?

How are they going to quantify that for their stupid simulator?

That one will definitely be... "Interesting"... but yeah, right out the gate, it looks like the SS have the lead.
Unless the VC get Flying Attack Porcupines.

How 'bout we wait for the first one to finish?

You're a total buzz kill. No one seems to want to talk about why they think Attila will kill Alexander, or vice-versa. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Betting isn't really a chatty past time.

Ah, what the fuck. Give me 5KC on Alexander, and if I win, I'll put the first 5KC of the prize on the Nazis.

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Mar 6 2010, 16:06

You're supposed to send in credits when you say that.

I just did.

We'll see about that!

... Curses, Foiled again!
On a side note, so many people seem to want to eat me... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/duck.gif)

That's what she said.
Would you happen to have any superior gossamer around, would you?

No I would not. What the heck is that?

Also, Zen, Why Attila?

Probably because Alexander was more of a general and strategist and Attila was a leader of a roving, nomadic gang of Huns.

Got no idea what you mean by credits.
But if the same for most of em stays true, the more agressive will win. So, maybe the huns.

Got no idea what you mean by credits.

They're those things you didn't acquire enough of to pass high school.

Got no idea what you mean by credits.

E-Hentai Credits? Won from the HentaiVerse or granted if you have a silver (or better) aura?

They're those things you didn't acquire enough of to pass high school.

ooooh, Burn~

But if the same for most of em stays true, the more agressive will win.

I think it goes without saying that, with the exception of maybe the Shaolin monk, every single person's pretty damn aggressive.

Also, Zen, Why Attila?

Eh, I'll just mention harsh terrain and weather.

I'm going with Voodoo rituals and wizardry then, Zen.