[X] My Assistant

YES! YES! YEEEEESSSS~!!!
Gooooo UNDERDOG!
I'm so glad that SWAT won. I was getting angry about how most of the people in the comments section of Spike.com was saying that SWAT team was filled with only stupid police officers, like they're the ones from fucking Batman (or "The Dark Knight" or whatever the last one was), while GSG-9 was some sort of Terminator-esque killing machine, hellbent on dispensing justice. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Bitches made it sound like the GSG-9 counted RoboCop and Judge Dread in their ranks or something.
SWAT
Benelli M4.......... 80
LWRC-PSD......... 227
Remington 700.. 271
Taser Shockwave 0
Total Kills: 578


GSG-9
Remington 870....81
H&K G36 .............136
H&K PSG1............205
Stingball Grenade 0
Total Kills: 422

LOL, no kills on the Slot 4 weapons.

Betting on the long-shot paid off. =3 I'll probably lose what I won in the next one, though.

that'd be a little hard, cmal.

On a side note, we need more people to bet on Capone vs. Jesse

cowpies, I sent you 10,000 credits.

5,000 to Alexander, 5,000 to Al Capone

... I was wondering what had happened to you, Beryun.
I'd had been so long since I'd seen you. You never call (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

I've been in people's closets... watching... ecspecially you cowpies (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Couldn't you occasionally pop in and say hello?

Okay...

HI! SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

With Beryun, it's never a surprise. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

YES! YES! YEEEEESSSS~!!!
Gooooo UNDERDOG!
I'm so glad that SWAT won. I was getting angry about how most of the people in the comments section of Spike.com was saying that SWAT team was filled with only stupid police officers, like they're the ones from fucking Batman (or "The Dark Knight" or whatever the last one was), while GSG-9 was some sort of Terminator-esque killing machine, hellbent on dispensing justice. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Bitches made it sound like the GSG-9 counted RoboCop and Judge Dread in their ranks or something.
SWAT
Benelli M4.......... 80
LWRC-PSD......... 227
Remington 700.. 271
Taser Shockwave 0
Total Kills: 578
GSG-9
Remington 870....81
H&K G36 .............136
H&K PSG1............205
Stingball Grenade 0
Total Kills: 422

Damn!! I knew it, I never win at betting something.
Me already place the bet for Attila, right? Then 5000 C for Al Capone.

But... I'M betting on Al Capone... And if you never win...

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Just kidding. Okay, you were added in.

With Beryun, it's never a surprise. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Never for you VanGuard. You're just willing.

Nor for me. I'm always on guard for people who want to Do the Moo.

Aztec Jaguar warrior vs. Azande warrior
Pot is currently at: 20,000 Credits

Aztec Jaguar Please! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

M'kay. You've been added in. Anyone else? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Nor for me. I'm always on guard for people who want to Do the Moo.

I'll try to make you go... "MOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hah... so, weapons that will be shown during tonight's match will be:

Attila's weapons:
Short range: Attila's "Sword of the War God" (Aka, Sword of Mars)
Mid range: Lasso (... Really, Attila? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif))
Long range: Magyar Composite Bow (Big surprise there...)
Special: Scythian Axe

Alexander's Weapons:
Short range: Kopis (A 3 ft. long, curved sword best used by mounted warriors)
Mid range: Xystos (A thrusting lance)
Long range: Gastraphetes (A kind of Crossbow)
Special: Torsian Catapult

I had a hard time watching this particular episode, mostly because the History buff in me wouldn't shut up about the DW guys missing the point of really pitting Alexander The Great against Attila The Hun. On the one hand, you have Alexander, one of the greatest tacticians and military leaders in history; a man who carved an empire from Greece to Hindu Kush, a great majority of the known ancient world. And on the other hand, you have Attila: one of the most ruthless, cunning, daring and feared barbarian kings to ever walk the face of the Earth; His Hunnic Empire stretched from the steppes of Central Asia into modern Germany, and from the River Danube to the Baltic Sea, reviling that of Alexanders.

And remember, there's a very good reason why Attila The Hun was called The Scourge of God.

In what I saw of the episode I had a problem with the fact that one of Alexander's weapons was a ballista. Shouldn't all the weapons in a fight between two warriors be man portable. I don't see Alexander running around with it over his shoulder like an ancient bazooka.

I don't see Alexander running around with it over his shoulder like an ancient bazooka.

Lets not lie. That would be hilarious.

Anyways,
Attila's weapons:
Sword of Mars................117
Lasso...........................30
Magyar Composite Bow...354
Scythian Axe.................95
Total: 596

Alexander's Weapons:
Kopis:....................120
Xystos:..................225
Gastraphetes:.........52
Torsian Catapult:.....7
Total: 404