QUOTE(Bunker Buster @ Mar 9 2013, 23:38)
...800 pages of combat logs! You're a genius, xmagus!
What? You didn't say it had to be a
good epic. Anybody read The Eye of Argon? It's epic all right, but I defy anyone to admit it's good.
But it's not particularly hard to make something reasonable. For example...
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0 9 You gain the effect Spark of Life.
0 8 Spawned Monster G: MID=7450 (Homicidalsage) LV=270 HP=48620
0 7 Spawned Monster F: MID=47445 (Need0201) LV=271 HP=105788
0 6 Spawned Monster E: MID=25743 (Deadly Moth) LV=271 HP=145200
0 5 Spawned Monster D: MID=47767 (La Bellezza Della Rosa) LV=271 HP=71070
0 4 Spawned Monster C: MID=52862 (Kodou Yuki) LV=270 HP=145300
0 3 Spawned Monster B: MID=43507 (Nikaidou Sakina) LV=270 HP=149080
0 2 Spawned Monster A: MID=19284 (Need0213) LV=272 HP=141645
0 1 Initializing random encounter ...
0 0 Battle Start!
XMagus looked at the 7 enemies blocking his way through the forest path. El Minstrel, the Sage of Murder; two of the Brothers of Need; the beautiful but deadly Kudo Yukiko; the ero-zombie Nikaidou Sakina; these four were on the ground, their glittering black eyes seemingly piercing into the battlemage's heart. In the trees lurked the human-plant hybrid created by the perverse Setebos, Beautiful Rose. Hovering above her was a Moth, its lethal proboscis pointing directly at XMagus.
He sighed. This was the 3rd fight he had been through today, and he again felt the familiar drain of mana as his contract with the Spark of Life sprang into action once more. "Right, you lot," he said in a ringing voice. "Bring it!"
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6 8 Regen II restores 1294 points of health.
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2 6 La Bellezza Della Rosa gains the effect Stunned.
2 5 You counter La Bellezza Della Rosa for 2403 points of void damage.
2 4 You block the attack from La Bellezza Della Rosa.
2 3 You gain the effect Channeling.
2 2 You gain the effect Shadow Veil.
2 1 You cast Shadow Veil.
1 3 Nikaidou Sakina hits you for 1538 crushing damage.
1 2 You gain the effect Hastened.
1 1 You cast Haste.
"This is not as easy as I thought it would be," XMagus panted as he wove a complex series of sigils into the air, activating his various defensive spells, while the 7 enemies rushed at him, hoping to kill him before he could complete his defences. "Why the hell does that damned pony goddess require so much Hath for Her gifts of Innate Arcana?"
This was not the first time he had these thoughts, of course. Even as he felt his mind and body speed up, the zombie smashed her fist onto his torso, landing a hard blow and causing him to wheeze. Even so, he completed his next sigil and saw everything dim about him as the Veil of Shadows draped his body. Suddenly, his mind cleared, and his spirit surged with energy. He knew his previous spell had somehow - as it did every so often - connected him with the arcane plane, giving him tremendous magical power for his next spell.
As he readied his most powerful attack enhancing magics, he felt rather than saw the Beautiful Rose flinging her/its thorns towards his face. He swung his shield up instinctively and block them from hitting him. He lashed out at the ridiculous mutation, badly wounding her and briefly stunning her with the viciousness of his blow.
...
XMagus felt yet another regenerative wave of healing sweep through his enervated body, reinvigorating him.
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21 9 Kodou Yuki hits you for 1164 crushing damage.
21 8 You gain the effect Cloak of the Fallen.
21 7 Your Spark of Life restores you from the brink of defeat.
21 6 Need0201 crits you for 885 piercing damage.
21 5 Nikaidou Sakina hits you for 1097 crushing damage.
21 4 Homicidalsage hits you for 336 slashing damage.
21 3 Need0213 hits you for 1383 crushing damage.
"Oh, crap," XMagus thought as 5 enemies hit him simultaneously, landing blows on his head, arms, legs, and torso. One of the Brothers of Need had dealt him a critical blow, piercing his heart and immobilising him just long enough for Yukiko to smash his head into pieces...
... Or she would have, if not for his contract. The Spark of Life mystically restored his body into a functioning (though heavily wounded) state and conferring a short instant of invulnerability upon him.
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104 7 Omnicide hits you for 3723 soul damage.
104 6 Your spirit shield absorbs 15670 points of damage from the attack into 58.4 points of spirit damage.
104 5 Homicidalsage casts Omnicide
104 4 You gain the effect Overwhelming Strikes.
104 3 Void Strike hits Homicidalsage for 2385 void damage.
104 2 You hit Homicidalsage for 4676 void damage.
The Sage of Murder snarled and fell back, even as XMagus' Ethereal rapier penetrated all of his defences. "Alright, that does it, you've asked for it!" El Minstrel shouted as he unleashed his most powerful attack. A wave of negative Astral energy swept across the front of the Sage, his compatriots hurriedly rushing back behind him and leaving XMagus to bear the full force of his attack.
All around XMagus, everything died. Leaves and grass withered, deer dropped dead in their tracks, even the mighty lions in mid-hunt dropped from their aborted pounces, never to rise again. However, XMagus' spirit shield absorbed most of the eveil spell's effects, leaving XMagus alive... but at a cost. Feelings of despair and horror flashed through his mind, and XMagus pondered again the double-edged sword which was the Spirit Shield - sparing physical damage, but inflicting wounds on his soul instead.
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105 12 You gain 227 Credits!
105 11 You gain 1702207 EXP!
105 10 Homicidalsage dropped [Godly Spirit Potion]
105 9 Need0201 dropped [Godly Mana Potion]
105 8 Deadly Moth dropped [3x Crystal of Devotion]
105 7 Kodou Yuki dropped [Godly Health Potion]
105 6 Nikaidou Sakina dropped [3x Crystal of Frost]
105 5 Need0213 dropped [Godly Health Potion]
105 4 You are Victorious!
105 3 Regen II restores 1294 points of health.
105 2 Homicidalsage has been defeated.
105 1 You crit Homicidalsage for 7716 void damage.
XMagus stood over the broken body of El Minstrel. The Sage of Murder, holding out to the very last moment even as the rest of his companions laid unmoving all around him, had finally succumbed to XMagus' final vicious rapier thrust at his throat, his black pupils glittering with hate until the life faded out of them at once.
Swiftly and efficiently, the battlemage searched the bodies for anything they might be carrying. "Apparently, crime doesn't pay much any more," he grumbled. A few potions, some crystals and 227 credits were all he could find. "Well, maybe the next time we meet up, they'll have better loot on them," he concluded, and continued walking along the forest path. Behind him, the bodies of his erstwhile enemies shimmered and faded into the mists.
Such is the way of life for all who inhabited the wondrous HentaiVerse; you either kill, or be killed. A world brought into being and sustained by the whimsical Tenboro, under the supervision of his Equine Overseer, Snowflake, its inhabitants enjoy immortality and a never-ending renewal of vitality and power. Money is plentiful, if you know how to get it, and all your desires - even those of the lolicon and the shotacon and the unspeakable guro - are easily fulfilled, if you know where to look. Some of the more powerful inhabitants are even able to bring into being creatures of their own, to hunt down other inhabitants, to bring them gifts, or simply to indulge their base appetites.
And to keep my post vaguely on-topic, I'm sure Tenboro can do something like this - only automated, of course - as a summary of a particular battle. It would be a nice memento.
[Suggestion] A few requests, Can we has...
Mar 9 2013, 16:01
