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God. Leaves me worried if I'm developing schizophrenia.

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The weirdest dream I ever had was the weirdest dream I ever had.

I had no arms in a dream once, that's all I remember about it.

I once had a dream where I bit into a chocolate chip cookie and suddenly the cookie started bleeding spiders... shit was terrifying man

I turned into a monkey and chucked poop at people.

I had this dream where I was in a falling plane and the pilot said don't worry. I'm a skilled pilot we will all survive this. Somehow I could feel the plane shifting direction and started to fall backward. The pilot angle the back towards the gound, but as we fell closer he shift up and slow our falling speed than as we come upon gound he angle at a 45 to the right and landed between these two trees. As I got out I could see the drag marks by the plane and next to the plane was a Circus which I was like this is a dream and woke up.

Well, obviously the weirdest ones are the ones where I get lucid. Otherwise I don't qualify dreams as bizarre in general. You don't make dreams just to dream, you have to interpret them.

I never remember my dreams

My nightmares which i rarely have at all are really weird but very intense.

I remember that when i was about 6-7 i had a crazy nightmare that i woke up one morning to see my mom making breakfast. Than when i looked outside my kitchen door, out of the big oil stain on our concrete where we park. A crazy monster (the best/closest way to describe it would be like the devil in Bible Black Origins that raped the young Takashiro sensei) came out of it like a portal & dragged me along with it & everything went black & i just felt intense pain. I woke up after, sweating like crazy.

That's all i can remember, i know there was more but i just can't remember. Maybe my mind is blocking it so it doesn't cause me anymore psychological trauma. By the way, this really happened, not making it up. I'll post my other crazy dream/nightmares later.

Any thoughts, i'm curious?

This post has been edited by shinangels: Jun 6 2014, 09:27

Most of them are a blur for me. I remember I having one about paizuri and then suddenly warping into a skydiving one. I woke up falling off my bed. >_>;

That I was in love.

I really did love her. Waking up that time left me disorientated and with something akin to the biggest jamais vu you can imagine.

The details are starting to get hazy, but here's what stuck: Last night I had a dream involving He-Man, Reimu Hakurei, & the Disney princesses. Woke up with a profound sense of WTF?!

This post has been edited by zoggyjones: Jun 10 2014, 17:54

Killed my own partner LOOOOOOOL

Probably the best dream I've ever had was the one where I walked into a corner store, bought a KitKat and left.

The on where I peed myself. Both in dream and in reality. It was shameful (and warm).

A teddy bear walked towards me. I had sleep paralysis so it was pretty terrifying.

fucking my mom, srsly

Getting chased by a tyrannosaurs in Egypt, hiding in the pyramids, then chased by the sphinx, until I'm eventually eaten and wake up.

After I watched my first Star Wars movie, I had a dream where storm troopers took over my school.