[X] My Assistant

Dreamt I was teaching math to Jack the Ripper.
Yeah.
Then he bites my arm and I notice he's a vampire. I do not care about it because I am a vampire myself, and after that we turn into our bat forms and fly off the tower.
This isn't the weirdest dream I had (though it is pretty high up there), but I like it a lot because a few weeks after the dream I started reading JoJo and the whole Jack the ripper and vampires thing boogled my mind.

Going to Gamestop and dropping my spaghetti.

It's hard to say.

sitting on a couch in my birth home, suddenly spooky skelingtons. I wish it was as retarded as I'm wording it, because it was pretty unnerving.

Being buttfucked by my friend. I'm not even joking.

Me and my best mate were sharks who patrolled the Caribbean for unwary pirates to attack.

Time travels with Kurumi and Dr. who.

My weirdest dream would be :

I woke up in the middle of a gigantic and galactically spacious cemetery, only to find I'm in the middle of it.

I knew I needed to get out of there as soon as possible, since there are wrath and wretching ghosts and the

darknesss shadow crept on me.

I took a stance and dashed, and run as fast as possible without facing back, ...

Unfortunately when I tried to evade a tombstone by have a leap of faith, I was instantly shocked that I jumped

a giant abyss which only darkness down there.

Soon, was like in rollercoaster speed descend down, and before I hit the rock bottom, I woke up (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

One time I dreamed I was in love with someone, and we lived happily ever after. The dream itself was one of those montages, so by the end of it we were old and happy. Yeah, I woke up and started crying. It was one of the few times I felt truly happy. It was a lie.

a wet one with my waifu

A recurring dream of being in an all white room, with a girl with long black hair in a white dress; she is sitting in a chair in the center of the room next to a black table. She laughs every so often, I sit in the corner staring at her for what seems like hours. Have had this dream about once a month for the past 15 or so years.

I shagged me mum.

I wake up but it turned out that I'm still dreaming

It would probably be when I was dreaming of being a little horny girl, who wants to do indecent things with everyone. Though I get these dreams from time to time

Not sure if it's a good or a bad thing but I don't remeber anything after waking up,
maybe a certain feeling remains for a few minutes but that's about it.
Never had to joy of awesome dreams or the horror of a bad nightmare.

Probably the one where I was going around the zone with a group of stalkers and we had to take out the terminator chick from the third movie.
In the end i got her with a laptop.

I had a lucid dream once, it was awesome, but short.

I never even remember my dreams >.<

Don't really have none and when I do I never rememder them.

Had a dream of a huge, veiny, grotesque dick smothering and mutilating a baby, shit and pus spewing out from all of it's orifices. Didn't faze me one bit, though.