[X] My Assistant

I ripped off my left arm and ate it... tasted bretty gud.

A monkey chased me in a bowl of cereal

I dreamt I was an observer of a rape where the victim was an internet friend I never met and the rapist was The Mask. The friend started to slowly morph into Asuka from NGE. Then I woke up.

My weirdest dream is I woke up and do my daily morning routine and go to school. After I rode the bus I woke up in real time and do my morning routine again.

I can remember one dream where I was having sex with a female classmate of mine. Weird thing is that I never really spoke to her at all when I was in school.

The one with the spiders

Wierdest dream I had was the ladies from the view were trying to kill me, and I had the mera mera no mi

I drove into a volcano.

When I was hanging out with Ray from Achewood, and he was trying to buy my used panties to make an impromptu slingshot.

In army....

reenlistment dream... terrible

I was someone else, speaking a language I didn't even know.

I remember one time I dreamt that my friends died in a fire and I heard their death cries.

Shit was stuck in my head for days and I felt shitty for dreaming that.

a girl wearing a buzz lightyear costume

I was in negotiations with an evil empire (Nazi Germany or some such) and was selling England by the pound.

Dreamed last night that no matter what I said and how loud I talked people couldn't hear me

I was having sex with a male lion

That Hentaiverse had a shield upgrade skill which made my shield epic and blocked all of the attacks but it cost 200K credits to use and lasted 10 turns. I found out about the cost after I spent 2M credits T-T

Too many weird dreams to remember or pick from.

Evil clowns chasing me down a hallway

I had this one dream when a guy was fondling my balls and I really wanted to kill him for that. I did