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The weird one was a dream inside a dream of another dream. God, it was hard for me at my young age.

The weird one was a dream inside a dream of another dream. God, it was hard for me at my young age.

Whoa a double dream that must have freaked you out. Especially when you wake up and you question whether or not you're in reality.

I was at the coast visiting the white sands of an exotic beach for some reason. Had this one old stranger come up to me at the resort hotel, told me a story about how he used to be a soldier who fought with his comrades to defend that very beach against invasion from some foreign nation. We went up to the roof of the building 5-6 stories up. From there he pointed down at the parts of the coast where he thinks he and his comrades were at, so many years ago. It brought tears to his eyes explaining how the sight of that beach brought forth vivid images of his past. He said he could clearly remember all the good and bad times he had there. Then suddenly for some strange reason, he jumped over the balcony railing onto the steeply inclined roof. I tried to save but it was too late. He lost his balance and fell. Woke up gasping in shock immediately after that.

Killing people with a blunt object.

When I was little (elementary school) I vaguely remember this one weird dream. In the dream, my family and I were having a picnic in the park. We also brought our dog for some reason. It was really sunny and we were next to a tree. Where we were sitting there was mostly grass, not much visible dirt or gravel. The wind was blowing, too. It was kinda nice.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a pterodactyl came, quickly grabbed our dog with its beak and flew away.

I was a little upset when I woke up. Our dog died several years later, but no pterodactyls were involved. I'm still not sure what to make of it.

For some reason I could fly by squatting.
I'm not even Slav.

Being raped

The weirdest dream I can still remember clearly-ish was: I had sex with the copy machine from my office, we got married, then she/it gave birth to a fax machine.

I don't often recall my dreams, but the one that does stand out had something to do with LEGO Stormtroopers.

The weird one was a dream inside a dream of another dream. God, it was hard for me at my young age.

I've had too many of them.

A dream of an attractive asian woman who's breasts produced grape juice, and it was delicious.

My nightmare nemesis visited me after 10 years of absence.

buried alive, kill bill style

but then suddenly the teachings of that old guy came back to me and i made it out alive and sliced some bitches

Ripped apart by mythical creatures

I dream about wake up from my dream and then realized that I still in a dream then I wake up again in a dream.

Don't remember exactly but it had to do with tentacles... I should stop watching tentacle porn (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Today I had a weird dream. It was very long actually. I was in some alternative world (although not a fantasy setting or anything like that, it was basically normal just not HERE), and I was walking through the neighbourhood and the whole city was kind of small like in some game. And when I was walking through some back alleys, I bumped into some junkies in some rundown apartments who had shotguns and scary stuff like that. Then the police came, and I started running. I went for my home, but there were lots of police there and I had to sneak around and about. But I don't know why, since I didn't really commit a crime.
After that, I was eventually caught and arrested. Then the dream probably jumped in space and time and I got a mission from the American government (I was suddenly an American special forces soldier or something) to infiltrate some big base. But the thing is there were not only normal guards there, but also some really huge birds who would pick anyone who came close apart. But luckily for me, there was a traintrack just on the same road! It took many dream days, but waiting for the train to come and having the birds be interested in it and competing flying with it paid off and the birds had left their post. Then I found myself on a speedy plastic-fantastic bike and I was about to enter the base by jumping on a ramp with my bike. But my partner messed up and was caught by a bird anyway, so I had to jump over another ramp which was inside the fenced off area, and then I was flying about and landed on some green hilly landscape. And now I wasn't on the bike anymore, but in a car with my employers and the president. Well, the dream ended after that. I woke up two minutes before my alarm went off! Oh, and the dream had some parts where I was eating dinner with some of my friends in-between the main parts. Weird.

The one with michael jackson in it.

You tell me.

I had a dream that i had a wasp nest in my ass. Everytime i farted they stung me....