[X] My Assistant

Me, kissing some girl at the bottom of the well. Yeah, just kissing her for the whole damn dream. Also, that's the only dream which I remember from the age of 12 or so, and I saw it several times. Weird.

I was in my front yard on a sunny day, which was covered by at least 20 huge mattresses, and then I was being chased by a fast moving 'thing'.

so it started off like super sexy right,
i was gonna get laid and then it was like nope her ass decided to become a black hole and absorb me.

never eating pomegranate before i sleep again

had sex with an ugly girl in my class

I had to buy 1000 pounds of flowers for my friend because her asshole fiancee didn't get any for their wedding.
At the flower shop (the one from THE ROOM) the woman said she could only give me 250 pounds because she "needed some for other customers."
I woke up panicking!

Gum crumbled
Fell's teeth

Had a dream where an alien realized I could see it and it tried to come near me and I punched it, woke up with my hand hitting the wall. Though I did once have a dream where I was in another dream meeting Siri, the porn star not the phone voice.

Had a dream where I dreamed I was young, grew old, on my deathbed, prophesied I would be reborn.

Then as the reborn, I went to my deathbed, and saw myself die.

The best part was, I had a wife that didn't age, and when I was reborn, I pissed her off before inheriting my memories. And I inherited the memories after seeing myself die.

Then I had to go find my wife....

Then I woke up.

THen I was like fuck, I have no wife. >.>;

I walked into my room and found a naked Demi Lavato & Lindsay Lohan having lesbian sex on my bed. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Weirdest dream I ever had..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I had sex with futanari babe..... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

I remembered where I appeared in the world of this online game I played and I lived in my homestead. My pets were all playing in my yard which were a dragon, dog, reindeer and my favorite white ostrich. Thats all I can remember and the rest of the dream was very vague.

I dreamt that my friend did a wrestling move on me and then kneed me on the face. My mouth got so bloody cause all of m front teeth fell off. Then i woke up, goes to my friend house and find that one of he's front teeth went missing. Well he never told anyone how, but it did.

Had a dream where I was a crash test dummy for the batmobile and viewed the entire thing in second person so I was watching myself crashing through the front window and into a brick wall.

Me having sex with my boss.

I dreamt I slew a huge dragon with my bare hands. Woke up standing with bleeding hands, my alarm clock in pieces all over the floor and in the wall. And my brother shouting at me to shut up and go back to sleep.

Weirdest dream I had was being stuck in a room with this person trying to eat himself.. That was pretty horrifying.

My weirdest dream ever was I seeing soldier and spai having a sex

My dream? very simple, yet very weird consider I'm still an apprentice.

I usually, not just 1 or 2 times, have a dream, where I wake up & find myself sit on a chair look over a lake in Swiss, something like this:(IMG:[1.bp.blogspot.com] http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q6vVZsvF7HY/Sw19OmsX_HI/AAAAAAAACB0/iHA3_bA6mXo/s1600/castle%20of%20ringgenberg%20with%20boat.JPG) at a wooden house on a summit of mountain, with a Cappuccino and of course, with this Santa Claus (IMG:[fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net] https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1486753_479595332149629_927472098_n.png)

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Hmmm~! Well, I was in a jungle...made out of noodles that looked like glass and then I came to an ancient ruin and there I found a girl o-o. That girl was actually waiting for me there and I followed her into some kind of a tunnel... when we got out of it I woke up x3.

This post has been edited by Anon No. 355A: Dec 25 2013, 23:17

I was taken into a lab and turned into a Neko Girl as they did tests on me changing me into a Futa and a Neko Girl. Then I help create more Neko Girls with Raven from the Teen Titans cartoon.