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You should write erotic short stories. If anything, I'm sure blade or Doxy will read them.

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Jan 12 2010, 08:48

I had a dream last night where I was in the audience at a taping of Glenn Beck (for what reason I don't know) and I burst on to the stage and just started making fun of him. Everyone was surprised but nobody stopped me. I ended up finishing the show for him and afterwards I got offered my own show... on MSNBC. Moral of the story, Glenn Beck is a douche and I want to make fun of him on national television.

last night i dreamt about me going to the flea markets and saw a place that had a shitload of systems and games, the over excitemente must have woken me up.
the morning after (today), i rushed to the flea markets and was utterly dissapointed that it was, in fact, just a dream.

Not a dream I had recently, but one I had years ago:

If you have heard of and played Super Mario 64, then you know how badass that game is. One night I was dreaming that I was playing Super Mario 64 in my room but few things were different: one, I was in the game, as in I was in the world of SM 64 with Mario but I still had the Nintendo 64 controller in my hand and was controlling Mario regularly. Two, the version of Peach's castle I was exploring had a second basement level and a THIRD floor above the second floor. Subsequently, the third thing was I now had access to new levels and one-shot stages. The ones I remember playing in that dream were a second version of Tall Tall Mountain, a one-shot stage where I rematched the Bob-omb King in a ring surrounded by water and I had to fight the Bob-omb King underwater for part of the fight, and a weird, funky version of Bowser in the Dark World (I didn't get to Bowser). I spent most of the rest of the dream exploring the Second Basement castle level and the Third Floor castle level.

Hoped you enjoyed that story. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

This post has been edited by MisterAlbert: May 5 2010, 20:50

Hoped you enjoyed that story. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I did not, thanks.

Though I did enjoy the effort in using another font. Bravo good sir, bravo.

They use that in all their posts.

These are still things I must learn about those who appeared in my absence.

Weirdest one that I can remember is swimming in this big aboveground pool, and there were these giant spiders on floaties, and we were discussing politics.

two nights ago:
i dreamed about playing diablo 2's expansion.
fun fact, i havent played it IRL.
and today, i BOUGHT the expansion, havent played it yet.

I recently had a dream where I met an alternate-possibility version of myself - who was a woman. That was kinda weird.

I recently had a dream where I met an alternate-possibility version of myself - who was a woman. That was kinda weird.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Cool

two nights ago:
i dreamed about playing diablo 2's expansion.

Wow. Your subconscious is as boring as you are.

You would know.

Anyways, fairly recent.
Driving in a car with my girl besides me in the desert. Nothing at all for a godawful amount of time with the beach boys coming from the radio, which made it worse since i couldn't change the channel. It started raining extremely much, and soon the road was flooding. Kept going a steady 130 kmph, water splashing, and so on... kind of fun really. The water quickly rose to the point that my car started flooding, the radio shorted out, causing my girl to burst out laughing, i smiled, kept on going fast, somehow not slowed down by the water. Soon the car was almost fully submerged. My girl decided to play around a bit, placed her hand in my lap, i looked at her and smiled, then didn't see that there was a monstrous teddy bear in front of us, crashed into it and both of us were sent flying through the windshield, still in our seats since the seat belts tore out the seats, etc. For a brief moment it looked like we ejected from a jet fighter, then slammed into the bear, who smiled for no reason, then i woke up because i died.

Fun fun.

Hmm, I've had so many strange dreams. It's hard to pick one.


I've also had dreams of falling. I wake up just as I hit and it usually makes me jump about a foot out of my bed.


I had a dream once that I was trapped in a factory and countless toys were stabbing me with knives.


I also had a dream that my entire family had super powers(Before the movie 'The Incredibles' was created and I have, in fact, never seen it.), but they were all captured and I had to save them.

Driving in a car with my girl.

Yeah, because only in your dreams would you ever have a girlfriend.

[www.urbandictionary.com] Heh.

What the heck?

I meant "dito" as a latin word, it seems to be written with double "t" in engrish...
So i actually wanted to say, that i agree/just wanted to say the same thing and not tell, his penis would be longer than nine inches...



This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 25 2010, 15:15

Yeah, because only in your dreams would you ever have a car that fast.

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That doesn't make sense.

At all.

Shh. No... Let it go, rad. Let it go.