[X] My Assistant

Dancing with a mermaid, in a queer wonderful world, it's tough to describe it.

no i'm not making this up. it was a wonderful dream though.

well i did actually grab a chhar from a video game during dreaming, its kinda weird that thischar actually appear in my dream (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

I accidentally killed that guy who played Mini-Me and some guys helped me bury him in the forest.

Rescuing my relatives from giant man-eating boar demons using my inexplicable ability to gracefully jump from rooftop to rooftop like some kind of super squirrel.

Had a weird nightmare, I was in a puppet shop at night when a darth vader puppet started yelling at me, that same night my mind jumped to something completely different which was a void filled with giant marshmallows with toothpicks in them and triceratops on top of them.

Dreamed that I know in my dreams
I think this is strange enough, right

I had a dream I showed up to school in my underwear but the underwear was invisible.

Dreamed I was a rock.

I just dreamt I lost my right arm and after a few minutes I shook a new one out.

I was on the way to pay my electric bill riding a roller coaster with my friend, and the car fell down to a bottomless pit. I somehow managed to jump out the car and floated by balloons. My friend died because of the fall.

I dreamed that I was in the manga. Became a 2D character. It was a magnificent story. The most interesting thing that I could watch the people who read this manga. Effect through the mirror.

I dreamnt that I that i woke up from a very bad dream, got out of bed, only to find myself turned into the monster that was chasing me. I then saw myself in the corner, decapitated. That was weird.

My dream/nightmare was that I was hiking through this dark, damp woods. My lamp was giving out so I started to break out my tarp. Upon laying the tarp on the ground,I not only discover it to be full of holes making it useless, but also covered in maggots. I quickly abandon it along with my rucksack, seeking out instead a tree with a large enough canopy to keep me dry for the night. Wandering about I stumble into a rather large spider's web. Finding myself held fast by it, I discover that working myself free is not an option. Then this large figure creeps along the web towards me. It turns out to be Julia Gillard, naked and swinging kosher salamis. She laughs at my struggles and declares that it is time for 'the making to begin!!'

I have NO IDEA what bottle of whiskey THAT came from!

Something to do with bionicle and digimon

Last night, I dreamed that I was sentenced to death by the someone who proclaimed himself to be the "State King", for eating his "Royal Banana". Yup, somehow the banana tree growing at a vacant land nearby my house belonged to a "king".

Probably the weirdest dream I'd ever had when I was a little, and I still remember that up to this point.
I was watching an unnamed commercial, something's about grill. A slow emotional music was played here, and there are some written quotes above in every scene, and in the end, a little boy whose sleeping was grilled in a huge flames (though his skin has not yet burnt) and there's a quote above that I couldn't understand.

It's been almost a 2 decade since I'd dreamed that thing, yet I still won't forget that dream.

Edit: Added some details

This post has been edited by rouward: Sep 17 2013, 16:17

Pretty much there was a demonic face on the ceiling in my bedroom and if I looked directly at it I'd die.

Yeah I don't know exactly the 'meaning' of it.

my weirdest dream would be that i was back in 8 grade i turn my head to the left and my friend said you fucked up again didnt you but in Russian of course,maybe my dream not so weird as being a freaking rock but still freaked me out

Weirdest dream: I got killed by .... MYSELF.

That i become a male and was chansed by Broly in maze...yea thats weird enough i think.