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Chickens were picking apart my skin. But it didn't hurt. It was weird.

Falling into a mountain craig and ending up in a sandwich.

I don't see any dreams (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Dey all weird man!

Take a scene from Don Quixote, mix it with rainbow robot unicorn attack, add in wailling guitar solos, multiply it by Queen™, divide it by pinapple, and raise it to the exponential factor of WUT.

I had a dream that combined the bridge of a Starcraft Battlecruiser, a T-Rex and coconuts. I still don't know what I was trying to tell myself with that one.

jumping from overpass but like jumping from mattress.

Dancing with a skeleton. He/she danced divinely

lumber teleporting to me sounds rather silly but for what ever reason it got me rather mad and influenced me even after i was awake even tough it was a complete nonsense dream

lumber teleporting to me sounds rather silly but for what ever reason it got me rather mad and influenced me even after i was awake even tough it was a complete nonsense dream

I think there's a morning wood joke in there somewhere. I'm not sure how it would go, but I'm sure it's solid.

I don't see any dreams (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

I found that I remember my dreams more often after a nap. You may also try taking 5-htp before sleep (read up on it though).

in my dream i build a car that can top 400KM/H
i build it and drive it but for some reason it stops.
I go check and i get eaten by my own creation and it take's my brain and wires it in to its self and starts to take the brains of other poeple and putting them into other cars trancforming them in to copy's of its self.

then they all turn on the car and kill one and another....

really weird dream (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

evil canibel style

Had a dream that I was on a moon-base and I made some sort of error that would lead to us running out of oxygen to breath in a matter of hours. Most real feeling dream ever. The whole crew gathered together and opted for a quick, peaceful death so we tied cords around ourselves, took a bunch of pain meds and jumped into space w/o a suit holding hands.

Oddly it was very calming (not suicidal or depressed, nor was I at the time don't worry) and tranquil. It also caused me to wake up after only sleeping for about 3 hours, but I felt fully rested for the day.

I've had wet dreams where i dream of nothing but darkness and i just literally cum from excitement.

That time I dreamed the real life wasn't a dream in my dream.

When I was younger I had a dream where I had a math test during the summer and didn't study.

I was running down a mountain trying to escape being crushed by a giant watermelon.

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This post has been edited by mirigore: Jul 27 2013, 16:21

Dreamed about stat allocation in HV.... possibly playing that game too much.

Weirdest nightmare was where I was the scary character. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Well at least I hope it was a nightmare.