[X] My Assistant

dream and fuck with my brother..........
well im bi

mine weirdest was last 3 days ago Wang Yuanji,Sima Zhao and Sima Shi from dynasty warriors were surrounded by an army of bandits. Than Yuanji and the other 2 each grab a random muffin they bite them once and then all of the bandits heads literally exploded it felt weird creepy and awkward at the same time

My "weirdest" dreams have all been nightmares. Fairly typical and horrible. None are more terrible than the others...

I don't remember most of my dreams so the weirdest one I can remember would other wise be a normal dream about your average every day stuff... except for I had a narrator, and an annoying one at that lmfao xP... I would get pissed at something then slam the door and he'd say "And then he left the room with dubious intent, for then he put the key in the ignition and left with speed unforeseen" and so on and so on... ugh it was annoying lmfao xP

Incestuous dream.

Dream I got killed but I forced myself to get up as I know it was a dream. I don't even know why I know it was a dream?

I dream of having non-stop sex without wetting my pants.

World with higher gravity --> couldn't stand up anymore but everyone else

This post has been edited by Unbekannter: Jan 13 2013, 02:28

Probably the one where I knew that I was dreaming and started throwing massive kamehamehas everywhere and flying face-first through rock.

A dream inside a dream, I actually thought that I had woken up, then I woke up again.

I have some of the oddest dreams.

Like the dream where I did all my stuff for the day (go to school, go to work, etc.) Didn't even notice until I was "returning home" and it got warped into a 'nightmare' world. Then it was like: Oh, I'm here again?

Then you have the dreams where you dream about what is going to happen that day/week/month/year.

Then there are the dreams where I'm being dominated and r**** and sod****** and such.

Then you have our 'nightmare' world which is kinda fun. It is like what would happen if you crammed like silent hill, clocktower, fatal frame, etc. all into one place then decided to add in a few extras. It is wonderful <3 . There is nothing better than being slowly ripped apart piece by piece while being... Errr.... >.> Ahem. Anyways, it is really fun there. It is kind of like our playground for when we are bored/stressed/etc. Each of us have our own preferred part of it and our own interests there. Wonder what would happen if one of us died, would their section of that world disappear?


And of course, you have the dreams where you are dreaming inside your dream inside your... Jeeze those can make you feel old though since it really screws up your sense of time. It isn't just that time passes faster there, time skips there also. Instead of waiting to walk to your destination, you often are just there. Or small jumps will occur during where you'll be walking and then time will skip and you'll still be walking but you'll be further along the path.

This post has been edited by MikukoAya: Jan 13 2013, 10:55

I've dreamed of dead people occasionally, but not too often.

Last night I dreamt that team GB Olympic taekwondo gold medalist jade Jones died in a car crash. Random dream or premanition???

This post has been edited by WillP: Mar 5 2013, 01:01

I keep dreaming about an desperated attempted to catch a flight. The worst is that I never remember that I fail or succeed! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I had an incest dream last night. In the dream, I have a 15-year old pervert for a daughter. And I have phobia for bears.

This "daughter" told me that she has something to show to me. She winked at me and flashed her butt before asking me to follow her to the storeroom. I realized there is something poking out underneath her skirt.

In storeroom she told me to wait and disappeared among the tall of junks.

"What's taking so long? What it is that you want to show?"

"Just a second, Daddy! And don't turn on the lights yet."

A few moments later, a shadow crept out. Those look like paws... The ears... The tail.. It looked familiar. My greatest fear! Suddenly, the shadow jumped on me!

"ROAAARRR!!!"

"Shi-, BEAR!!!"

After that, I fainted. When I woke up (in the dream, not for real), my cock felt weird. It was hard and something was like swallowing it whole. Then I saw her. Stark naked, my "daughter" was jerking off right on top me with my dick inside her pussy. She was wearing bear ears and her gloves resembled bear paws. My hands accidentally grabbed her butt. I could feel it. It was a "tail", attached to a buttplug.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

"I tried doing CPR, slapped your face, poured buckets of water on your face. But nothing happened. I figured if I make you cum, you'd wake up. And it worked!" She answered with an innocent-looking smile.

"Where did you get all that (butt plug & costumes)?"

"I found them in Mom's secret stash."

"And where did you learn to fuck like that?"

"The internet. I did a good job of scaring you, didn't I Daddy?"

I was not amused. Angrily, I told her to get off and turn around.

"Now bent over and show me your ass!"

I quickly took out the butt plug in a single pull.

She cried out in surprise, but I didn't care. By that time I've grabbed her hips and swiftly shoved my 3-inch cock deep in her asshole. She let out another cry, but this time in pain.

"This is punishment for scaring the hell outta me!"

I repeatedly jammed my cock with a force so intense that she was on her toes everytime I slammed into her.

"Now tell me. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

My "daughter" was now in tears. Crying and begging for forgiveness. "I'm so sorry, Daddy! Please forgive me! I promise I won't do it again...!"

After I woke up for real, my boxers were wet with cum.

all kinds of weird shit flying around in the sky

A dream where a serial killer chef fucked this girl with a blender.

Had a zombie apocalypse dream some time ago. In it, I was fleeing the horde of zombies through a waterpark/amusement park. I got cornered in the log flume attraction. Whilst radioing for assistance, I got swept down the tube of the ride by a swift current. I felt sick to my stomach as I came to a sudden stop. I looked at my surroundings after checking my dead radio, noticing the bright colored ponies in the distance.... Then I woke up.

I had a dream that a snake pulled all the skin from my chest in a school hallway, showing a bloody ribcage. I then walked around shirtless with my 'cage showing, found and used a pair of Super Soakers that leaked a weird acid, and slammed a kid up against a wall, with both of us laughing. I was 7 when I had this dream, by the way. Let me answer that question with a follow up question...

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