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I was riding on a giant killer whale in space from the year 1 to One-billion saw different planets stars felt like a really long time the world ended at the year One-billon then when i thought the crazy dream was going to end then the second big bang happened and the world restarted i looked at the killer whale and it had turned into a ruby cherry blossom i looked around there were trees grass a lake it was almost like I've seen the place as a child suddenly i felt a random fatigue i fell to the floor closed my eyes the last thing i saw was the ruby cherry blossom and i woke up in my room around 3AM in the morning 30 seconds later a real earth quake happened i thought i woke in another dream but no i was awake got a early start ate breakfast 3 years later i received a picture from a number which was unknown to me it was a ruby cherry blossom i tried to call but it said it was not in service anymore it was probably the weirdest point in my life.

Sounds like Twilight Zone.

There were tentacles...
Lots of them.
Woke up in a hospital bed covered in sweat.

FUN TIMES!

me fighting agaisnt ben affleck in my backyard.

first it was a fist fight, then weapons of gradually more power were appearing now and then.
i woke up when godzilla stomped both of us

Most of my dreams are black screen. I saw a doctor and he said "you have a low signal. That is why you cannot see anything."

I had a dream.

I am ashamed to admit it, but for some reason I found myself breaking cellos and stuffing them into a large hession sack with Justin Bieber.

Then I had to jump to a train line, Because they were all destroyed for some reason.

I woke up and I was like "WTF BRAIN?!!!"

Today I was playing with an American football ball with Big Show and CM Punk.

I was dancing with a goat wearing a mail-man's suit. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

Zombie apocalypse in the mountains, standard stuff I guess.

dreamt i was a zombie from left4dead who could change from being a boomer to a smoker at will. I was being chased by a group of hunters lead by gregory peck. I was being chased along a steep bank that a small stream ran alongside. gregory peck also had two alsatians with him who could track me. every so often i would launch an attack like strangle one of the team or gregory peck, most times i'd get shot at so release my captive or in gregorys case, his dogs was leap at me and stop me. On the occasions I was successful in snaring a victim i'd pull them into range and begin clawing at them, when damage indicators would come up on screen showing how much damage i was causing like in the game. The damagae I was causing was like 1 or 2 points of damage with each claw attack so did nothing significant before being chased away.
One time I covered gregory peck with boomer bile but he he just slaughtered the horde that came to get him. After a while it was just gregory peck & his two dogs following me. I was desperate to get away so jumped down the bank & into the stream running along it, I changed into a boomer & vomited on a rat, which then ran into a sewer pipe. The dogs picked up this scent thinking it was me & gave chase. I used this opportunity to climb back up the bank to attack gregory peck but noticed he had a wicked looking gun so clung to the side of the bank so he couldn't see me through the brush. I watched him walk passed me unable to see me & was waiting until he got a fair distance away so I could emerge without him knowing & snare him with my tongue. It was then that the two dogs came back, snarling & barking & surprised me in hiding and thats when I woke up...

me fighting agaisnt ben affleck in my backyard.

first it was a fist fight, then weapons of gradually more power were appearing now and then.
i woke up when godzilla stomped both of us

and i didnt realize until now that i had already posted this dream...


another weird how-the-fuck-did-that-happen dream is:

i was in a football stadium alongside a crowd watching metal gear rex fighting a tyranosaurus rex in the middle of a soccer match.
for some reason the t rex was wearing a tuxedo and top hat, MG rex was orange, and it fucking talked (on its own).

however they both sounded like the adults in charlie brown.
the weirdest thing is that my dream played more like a movie

it starts with the "camera" with a closeup of me slurping a soda, with a sort of expresionless... expresion. then it zooms out to show the crowd, and out of nowhere it zooms WAAAY out to show the stadium and the two creatures fighting out... while soccer players (in a football stadium) manuvered to keep playing.

and i could see myself with a "seen it already".
then i started falling (seemingly I was watching everything from an elevated angle) and woke up.

not part of the dream, but when i woke up i literaly felt like i had fallen right into my bed, accelerated hearbeats included.

this was recent.
maybe this dream was influenced by the fact i had seen the trailer of MGR and the nostalgia critics review of the lost world on the same day.

my in-dream state may indicate... i wont like rising?

This post has been edited by ---M---: Jun 3 2012, 05:14

Had a dream I was in super mario world just from looking at the case years ago >_>

I had a dream some creepy kid at work married me, and forced me into a contracted marriage that I couldnt get out of. Shit was fucking scary.

>_> Had a dream that this girl I know told the class she was a transvestite this morning. Dunno where this stuff comes from and this is why I don't sleep on my stomach (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

I had this really crazy dream once where I woke up as a female, and when I arrived at school everyone in my class had changed gender. Too bad I woke up before anything more interesting happened

I was taking over the word.

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I was about 10, sleeping over at my Grandma's. It was deep night and I needed to pee.
I got up and went to the toilet... grabbed the door handle... but it was locked. I shook the handle, someone from te inside shook the handle. I shook the handle again, someone from te inside shook the handle again.
Then the door opened and a big human shaped robot made out of pots and other kitchen stuff put a pot on my head... I screamed and then woke up screaming (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Mind you that was some 20 years ago (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by Lunatic2: Aug 9 2012, 15:09

I have a bad one that happend like 3 months back.
I gone to bed without a snack to eat and did not cook that day.
Well me and my boyfrend go to bed cuddleing.
In the dream i was eating alot of food.
Im talking like in a anime mouth just full of food.
Just win i was about done eating in my dream
my boyfrend gets me up and is looking at me funny and yet pissed off.
Turns out i was biteing his arm for a bit lol.
There where bite marks up and down his arm.
He was mad at first and his arm was hurting
but than he found it cute somehow.
I find it funny i was biteing his arm thinking it was food in my dream.

LOL thats a wolf for ya
and he was my sheep.

Aw, crap.

Aw, crap.

Robbie Pie is that like your two fav words are something
you put Aw,crap in almost every post.

Aw, crap :C