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When I was five years old I've dreamt to fall into a giant aquarium (about 200X200 meters)
full of whales,sperm whale, giant squid, and giant sea monsters.
As I fell in, all the creatures moved in my directions and attacked me.
I woke up pretty scared XD

Sounds dreadful. D:

This morning I had my fourth dream about Rupert Grint. He was on live television and sang Someone Like You by Adele. It was beautiful.

My latest dream was about a (fictional) TV commercial. It showed a Manchester United (MU) player and several opposing players chasing the ball. Suddenly they engaged in a martial art-like battle. The opposing players punched and kicked the MU player who did not attempt to block the attacks. Even his crotch got kicked hard. The opposing players then stopped what they are doing, seemingly confused why the MU player was still standing and didn't seem to feel any pain.That was when the MU player started to fight back. With sheer speed and strength, he defeated all the opposing players. The MU player proceeded to kick to the ball and scored the goal (the goalkeeper is nowhere to be seen). Suddenly the screen went black and the following message appeared: "This is why we sponsor Manchester United. Heineken - best beer brewer meets best football team."

I have a lot of weird dreams but the one that freaked me out the most was after I got my first girlfriend.

I dreamt we were at a party and suddenly she was walking around topless. I told her WTF put on your clothes and she just told me to mind my own business. After some arguing we got separated.
Then some other girl came on to me and we kissed and her tongue felt like a snakes tongue, really freaked me out so I pushed her away and I could see her tongue slithering a snakes tongue.
After pushing her away everybody in the club was staring at me with a creepy hostile look and began surrounding me. So I climbed on some scaffolds or boxes. In the end I fell off of them and woke up with a shock.

Funfact:

Since August, I had four cases of sleep paralysis, and in three out of these four, I have dreamt about sharks shortly before the event occurred. AMNd I can't clearly remember the fourth one.

Walking naked haha

Walking naked haha

Bitch, you cray-zeh!

*Z snaps* Mmm-hmm!

My dreams are the same.
I'm always being chased by a monster through a maze-like building. I usually find myself crawling through air ducts and shit. Only bright side is, the monster never gets me, so I still get a peaceful sleep.

My most recurring dream is about fighiting Zombies in my parents basement as I try to make it up the steps. It's like the scene in the sewers from Blade 2.

I'm not getting hurt or anything, but there's just so damn many of em.

The dream always ends with me getting closer to the top of the steps and still fighting. I've never actually made it to the top and I haven't seen what happens afterward.

I did have a quite fucked up one some days ago but don't wanna bother tell it, It will be ignored anyway....

I have a lot of weird dreams, or at least I did until I became an alcoholic. My latest weird dream, not much to say. But there was a yellow eyeball on my arm. It looked really unhealthy and nasty. Dark yellow like unhealthy piss, the iris was rust colored, the pupil black. It was sort of sunk into my arm in a cavity, so only one half of it was visible.
I remember the spot where the eye was being really itchy and sore. In my dream, I was looking at it in the mirror, and getting ready to go to the hospital to have it checked out. Lol. The funniest part though, is that I was thinking of how I could maybe get some upskirt shots from girls with this eye, somehow. Except I don't remember being able to ''see'' with the eye.

run just run ,next day keep runing from the last ninght

me, fighting against ben affleck in my backyard.
first it was fists, then we started picking up weapons.

I did have a quite fucked up one some days ago but don't wanna bother tell it, It will be ignored anyway....

Hey Benjiro, what's with the depressed mood ? Aren't you the one who told me I had to cheer up and rate my days higher back in my crappy spamhaus days ?
Nobody would post on the forums if they cared about that kind of stuff. And if they did and suddenly noticed that's what actually happens with most posts, maybe they'd just stop posting. :3

In other words... Tell us your story.

For me so far, nazi slaughter still is top 1 and that isn't really weird. I had daily dreams during those five weeks but I couldn't tell whether I was awake or asleep due to all that shit being injected in my circulatory system, so they don't really count. And they were not really weird, just nurses doing the regular - albeit slightly stranger than usual - checkups.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 29 2012, 13:00

one I had last night was disturbing because I hate gore: This tanned, brunette porn star was suspended from the ceiling by chains, with her legs raised up & she was being fucked by this male pornstar who was wearing denim jeans, a white vest & truckers cap. After he pulled out of her pussy he got a scalpel & inserted it into pussy then dragged it up to cut all the way up to her collarbone, the weird thing was that the female ponstar was false protesting, like she was just protesting for the camera so she looked in peril with really weak respones of "no!" or "aaah!" when in fact she was enjoying it as a perverse fetish. There was amother female pornstar, blonde, who was fondling the brunette seductively & maybe offering false comfort maybe!? After the male pornstar had made his cut he carved his intials into the brunettes left breast "B.J"

Funfact:

Since August, I had four cases of sleep paralysis, and in three out of these four, I have dreamt about sharks shortly before the event occurred. AMNd I can't clearly remember the fourth one.

Interesting, i perceived my first sleep paralysis half a year ago, still have one every 3 weeks or something. I quite enjoy them because of the lulz. They're all nightmarish though.

Interesting, i perceived my first sleep paralysis half a year ago, still have one every 3 weeks or something. I quite enjoy them because of the lulz. They're all nightmarish though.

Nightmarish isn't the word I'd associate with lulz or enjoyment (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Nightmarish isn't the word I'd associate with lulz or enjoyment (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Quite true, but I'm fascinated because of the hallucinations and stuff. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I was riding on a giant killer whale in space from the year 1 to One-billion saw different planets stars felt like a really long time the world ended at the year One-billon then when i thought the crazy dream was going to end then the second big bang happened and the world restarted i looked at the killer whale and it had turned into a ruby cherry blossom i looked around there were trees grass a lake it was almost like I've seen the place as a child suddenly i felt a random fatigue i fell to the floor closed my eyes the last thing i saw was the ruby cherry blossom and i woke up in my room around 3AM in the morning 30 seconds later a real earth quake happened i thought i woke in another dream but no i was awake got a early start ate breakfast 3 years later i received a picture from a number which was unknown to me it was a ruby cherry blossom i tried to call but it said it was not in service anymore it was probably the weirdest point in my life.