[X] My Assistant

I had a dream where i was fighting a guy random guy i don't know. I would gouge his eyes out and break his teeth and made his entire face to a pulp but he'd still be waving around like it didn't bother him.

I used all my strength to grab what i could like pencils and pen and stabbed him the face many times and smashed his head with a hammer but nothing worked.

I would hammer him and hammer his fucking face but he just would not fucking stop attacking me.

I bit his fucking neck off literally i bit it off a mouth full and cut his stomach open with a exacto knife (those knife that use to cut papers and stuff)

i woke up and went back to sleep.

I was in Ash Ketchum's shoes, and every time I succeeded in defeating another female trainer, I would pretty much wreck them right then and there. The age was questionable, but I'm fairly sure my dream was 18+. But in Hentai, you don't have to look 18 to be at least 18 so whatev who cares. =D

last night i dreamed I was in a school but all the pupils, myself included were adults. I remember we were trying to do crazy things to make each other smile, like one guy masturbated into his hand & someone got the teachers attention while the guy threw his cum on the teachers back. Every so often Alyson Hanningan (the star of buffy & american pie) would get up and sing a song. i was desperate to get in on the antics with the rest of the classmates but she said they were all being childish & was writing a special song for me she was going to perfom later on. One of the guys decided he was going to use a vacuum cleaner to suck up his cum, then put it on blow to see if he could fire it out, so he starts to masterbate then cums in a glass.

At that point the teacher begins to turn so the guy quickly tries tio hide the glass under the desk.The teacher spots something but thinks its the guy sitting next to the guy hiding the glass because he's figiting too. I look around & spot this guy going purple from trying to hold the laughter in, I imagine i'm probably a similar colour, I can feel the laughter inside building ready to blow, I look at Alyson, trying to compose myself, she's looking around at the other classmates with a look of disgust on her face, she thinks its childish & pathetic. Tne teacher tells the guy to pull out what he's got, the guy with the sperm glass quickly pushes the glass into the other guys hand & he puts it on the desk. The woman in the class are shocked, all the men are smirking like crazy, turing away so that they won't break down in laughter. It takes the teacher a few seconds to realize whats in the glass, then with a raised eyebrow, he tells the guy holding the glass to finish his drink (remember this guy isn't the one who masturbated into the glass!). I doubled up & bit my lip as the rest of the men did, barely containing our laughter

it was at that point I woke up, I came right to these forums so it would be fresh but still lost a lot of it, there was other pranks that we pulled that I can't remember & stuff that me & Alyson did

This post has been edited by WillP: Jul 24 2011, 12:26

I remember this dream a few months back:

Its kinda choppy but I can recall having to save president obama from freddy krueger (i had just watched the reboot Friday the 13th btw). Hilarity ensued as I used mystical kung fu (with the help of bruce lee, who came out of nowhere), and we kicked freddys ass into next year...

The really strange part about the dream was afterwards, when I awoke to find scratchmarks across my chest and stomach... It was obviously me who put them there overnight, but still... Freaky (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

This post has been edited by Crazy127: Jul 24 2011, 10:12

Nude in the bin

A week ago, more or less, I dreamed about a world similar to Fallout (after some apocalyptic event the world is somehow deserted) and I was in some kind of resistance/survivor team and I was the leader.

Some of the survivors who applied for the team were beautiful ladies one of which I took upstairs, into a bathtub and peed inside her mouth. The idea was having her drink it, but I don't remember details exactly.

Then the dream turned into a kind of lab in which I had to get via air conducts in a Metroid-like style.

I was stuck in Silent Hill, I can't remember the first part of the dream but remember the last bit, although still a bit sketchy.

There was me, a 20-something american bloke & a 20-something american girl and all 3 of us were trapped in Silent Hill. We were joined by the town sheriff, late 50s in a denim jacket, checked shirt & cowboy hat, who we all thought seemed suspicious, we just had this feeling about him, & a teenage girl maybe 15-16, both Silent Hill residents. The bit I remember was we were all in this dark space outside, but you couldn't tell, it was void of all light apart from this one spot that was slighty sepia in tone but was quite intense, We'd come across this scrap of old newspaper, weathered a yellowy brown. Some of the headlines read that a group of 3 missing in Silent Hill had turned up dead, (Maybe the article included a pic of the american man with me, but I can't really remember), but our attention was focused on the top right of the newspaper.
Several of the headlines had smudged & run together into a swirling spot that had formed a rudimentary "face". This "face" seemed to be shifting or phazing in & out, shaking violently in every direction alarmingly fast, & was screaming ear-shatteringly, that we were all. The american man grabbed the paper & scrumpled it up, muffling the screams & said that he had an idea, (I cannot remember the reasoning behind his idea).
His idea was to write our 3 names on the paper (which for some reason was completely blank & white, not like the weatherd colour of the side with the screaming face) with the word "dead" next to each of our names. He then spat on the crumpled paper, passed it to the young woman & told her to sruch it up more & do the same. After she had done this he told her to pass it to me to which I did the same. We didn't really know what to expect then he tells me to throw the paper on the ground & we were all to trample & stamp on it. After a few seconds of trampling he asks us to stop, picks up the paper & uncrumples it. We looked on as the paper was unfurled & we notice that next to my name & the word "dead" was an ink blot, not in a rondom fashion of running or smearing ink, just a clearly defined blot indicating I was the one marked, for what we didn't know.
The american man said that since I was "dead" I had to stay here in this hotel ( I have no idead how we all of a sudden found ourselves in two seperate hotels on a block situated right next to each other). On a side wall was a door frame boarded up as it had no door attached, behind me was the hotel reception, neat, normal but grey & almost, like a room were only weak sunlight can get in, not illuminating the vivid colours, colourless with a grand staircase leading upstairs. I turned back to the boared up door & peered through ones of the gaps, trying to budge the slats but could not. The other hotel that the american man & woman was right besides the one I was in with only a corridor of about a foot between each building, I noticed that he to was on the other side of a boarded up door. It was at that time aswell that I noticed the teenage girl was with me in this hotel american man said the sheriff was with them. He says "here" and passes me a key, saying that it will unlock rooms in the hotel I'm in. I notice that the sheriff had started to walk off in their hotel so he says he's gotta go & I notice that the girl in my hotel had started to leave aswell. I was about to try the front door when the girl says she knows the way, I was still going to give the front door a try but she began to pick up her space, breaking into an almost sprint as she reached the first landing of the grand staircase. Abandoning the front door I began to hurry after her, twisting through the massive hotels corridors at breakneck speed, shouting after her to slow down. She was moving further away from me & it was then That I noticed that the details of the hotel were darkening, that features were fading to dark until, i could only just make out certain objects like doors or dressers at the last second, just avoiding them. then the light fell almost entirley with just the faintest light reflecting off the shiny wooden doors. Thats when the familliar Silent Hill sirens kicked in & it was at this point I woke up

Having sex with my girlfriend's sister,and my parents caught me.
Then I'm up,with my girlfriend in my arm.

Something about my family and I living in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by talking furniture.

I had a dream a few years ago that always mystify's me...

The dream starts with me and a friend of mine(lets call him PJ) on a safari in Africa... We are on a open field and all of the sudden a boar attacks us... We just barely avoid its attacks but it hits PJ and kills him...
-"NOO! PJ!!!"
I wake up in my room... but im still dreaming.
I try to think of what happened in my dream an recall that dreams can somehow tell the future, so I turn my head toward PJ who is sitting in the corner of my room...
-"PJ, I just had a dream where you got killed and i've heard that dreams can tell the future... what do you think about that?"
-"Well that is intressting..."
All of the sudden I hear gunfire and PJ falls to the floor dead... I look at the window and see a bullet hole!
-"A SNIPER!!!"
I run out of the room screaming and all of the sudden im outside my old school running with two random girls being chased by Killer Cop!
We run into the school and hide in the music room shutting the door just as Killer Cop is about to crash into the room! One of the girls then say...
-"That was close... wonder if he is still there?"
She opens the door and he is still waiting for us. So we run out of the room into the library and one of the girls trip!
Killer Cop is getting closer and closer and I try to figure out what to do... I have to save her but he is way to strong for me! I see a book on the floor and pick it up and read it... "How to kill Killer Cop!"

I sit down and read it and Killer Cop is getting closer, but sorta teleports back everytime I look up... I finish reading the book and what you need to do to kill Killer Cop is to throw stone at him. So I pick up the pile of rocks on the floor and start throwing killing him almost instantly...

I almost get to pick up the girl, but then I wake up for real...

Being chased through a hallway filled with bananas by a giant one eyed zombie monkey.

I've got several, but one I had several months ago stands out.

It's not one which events happen to me, but it was like an anarchist propaganda message. I saw this reporter saying all the names of people who got fucked up the ass (figuratively, of course --- they fell from grace) :

- Hosni Mubarak
- Fidel Castro
- Daniel Ortega
- Hugo Chavez
- Muammar al-Gaddafi
- Evo Morales
- the dictators of the Chinese and Burma regimes

The guy then said (in Spanish, which is the language I speak around my family; the whole dream was like that: "¡A x le dieron por el culo!", "They fucked so-and-so up the ass!") "And many more have fallen, for they cannot stop the process of democracy!" I woke up laughing.

Would you believe that it happened during the time of the "Facebook Revolution"? (i.e. The protests that removed Mubarak from office forever, and thus might bring democracy to Egypt.) That's the other thing that made the dream weird, I think.

I had a dream in which I had to run down a really narrow and long street being followed by Tiger Woods, Novak Djokovic and Roberto Carlos, they all of them throwing balls at me. It was a painful dream.

This post has been edited by dras leon: Sep 15 2011, 02:57

I had one were one of the gatherers from amnesia ran up to me and asked whats do you want for dinner? I sacredly asked what do you have? I hear loud screaming from afar. It said "pig".

Being attcked by robots while naked

Eating my toe because I was hungry then immediately regretting it.

I have a lot of difficulty recalling dreams sometimes but the last dream I had involved Donald Trump going Super Saiyan on the set of The Apprentice.

I usually have kick ass zombie dreams, and one of them had mozart leading all the zombies to claim a monopoly on underwear for his home planet? So I found a space ship and went to said planet only to find out that I need quarters for the parking meter. Then I woke up.

I also punched a shark in the face.

I once had a VERY WEIRD dream about a quite healthy planet where functioning human societies lived relatively harmonious with their environment and still were far developed.
Totally crazy...
*Bah-dum-tish*

There was one where I had a watch that slowly turned my world black and white, and then the two mixed together and it all turned grey. Then I fell into a dark spot and talked to a god. I got sent back to my world as a darkling. I think that's the gist of it.

At least, that's one of the strangest dreams I've had. Almost all of my dreams are strange.