[X] My Assistant

Last night my brain must have been oversaturated with dmt, because i dreamed one of the weirdest dreams in my life. all right it's probably #3 from the top3, but still.

I can only dimly remember the first half of it, in which a bunch of teenagers go on a schooltrip to a haunted house in the woods. i'm not sure what happend, but they all died or dissapeared. Pretty normal horror stuff so far.
Now it gets weird, the second part of the dream i saw the same haunted house again, a few years later apparently, in the oldschool bird's eye perspective (of games like zelda) with President Nixon as the protagonist. He drove up to the house and wandered around in it, he found a dog that looked exactly like him (to say, the dog was nixon's face with 4 legs and a tail) and he took a liking to it. So nixon is wandering around a haunted house, when he goes into a secret gangway-of-sorts and follows a underground labyrinth while encoutering random mob groups. i'm not kidding, president nixon was a rpg-hero in my dreams. I have no idea what kind of monsters he fought, but i vaguely remember harpies.
So after all that, nixon reaches a sort-of-apartment, where some tall dude with long hair is standing on a balcony. Nixon talks with this guy, when suddenly...the guy transforms into the somekind of anime-devil and kills nixon with a spear through his heart. It gets only weirder from here on : by now i realize that i watched this whole szenario on a televion, probably playing the Final Nixon Fantasy. A cut scene appears and nixon(?) now looks 1:1 like lina inverse from Slayers, but doing a sailor moon transformation scene. By this time i turned away from the television and saw that a friend was with me, apparently the whole time. He gets a call and a basket full of sausages appears next to us.

By that time, i was so confused and weirded out that i had to wake up.

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Just kidding. Because i'm that tentacle! And somebody else is that boy who crossdresses.

Even freakier.... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/faint.gif)

This night I dreamed that a girl was licking my ass. Sweet.

This night I dreamed that a girl was licking my ass. Sweet.

Lucky You.

Well I haven't sleep for more than 2 hours this night, so the only little dream I had was a Cute Kitten walking in the Forest....

Yesterday, I took a nap.

I had a dream where I was at a Justin Bieber contest. I'm not really a fan.

I was in the front row. He had on hipster glasses and looked dead at me.

Some body guards then took me back stage.

Bieber came back stage and had the idea I was going to be his love slave or something. It was weiiiiiiird.

The weirdest dream I had ever had was every time what ever I dreamt came true...

I had this dream a month ago. It goes like this:

I approached Rick James(the guy who sings super freak). He peed on my face, and then he turned into Miley Cyrus. She said, "Finally, I'm free from the control of Disney! Now I can look like a total slut and I'll be able to influence all the young girls that were my fans to do many things I do. I will never sign a contract again." Then, I turned into a girl and I was in the mall. I got piercings on my earlobes, nose, bellybutton, and in may other places below the waist. My mom grounded me. Then I jumped out my window and went back in time to my middle school. I went to the public bathroom and used a woman's water hose to clean my privates(surprisingly, I knew how to use the toilet hose thingy) then I sat on the couch and laid down. I became lesbian and disobeyed my mother. I got adopted by a nudist family and lived happily ever after.

When I awoke, that day Miley Cyrus came out with her new song: Can't Be Tamed.
I also suddenly had a good female fashion sense and wanted to get a tongue piercing(then in an hour, I overcame the urge to get a piercing).
I also had an automatic mastery at using the little water hose in the bathroom(which usually I feel like getting it removed from the bathroom, since I'm the only person that lives in my house).
I also felt like clothing was unnecessary, since no one is going to see me naked at my house.
I now dislike Disney.

Anyone ever had the dream where you wake up from a dream, but you're still dreaming? Then you wake up and realize THAT was a dream, but you're actually still dreaming, and so on? Weird stuff.

Anyone ever had the dream where you wake up from a dream, but you're still dreaming? Then you wake up and realize THAT was a dream, but you're actually still dreaming, and so on? Weird stuff.

Yeah.
These days you can't even trust your own brain anymore... >.>

Anyone ever had the dream where you wake up from a dream, but you're still dreaming? Then you wake up and realize THAT was a dream, but you're actually still dreaming, and so on? Weird stuff.

Yup. It's pretty annoying.

Anyone ever had the dream where you wake up from a dream, but you're still dreaming? Then you wake up and realize THAT was a dream, but you're actually still dreaming, and so on? Weird stuff.

Never.

I was in some pit and it's started to fill up with water i panicked first but then i realised i will swim out when it fills up, but when i was able to get out an elephant sit on the pit... wake up

I've been in Iternet too much late. So my dreams are about me in Internet. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

I seldom remember my dreams for long.

The one I remember most was not particularly scary or weird. Though it was weird enough in a way that made me laugh after I woke up.

I dreamed I made a sandwich. And I put away the meat into the fridge, and throughout the entire day, it kept appearing on the counters and desks throughout the house. It never seemed to stay in the fridge no matter how many times I put it away.

"DAMN IT, YOU ARE GOING TO SPOIL!"

I seldom remember my dreams for long.

The one I remember most was not particularly scary or weird. Though it was weird enough in a way that made me laugh after I woke up.

I dreamed I made a sandwich. And I put away the meat into the fridge, and throughout the entire day, it kept appearing on the counters and desks throughout the house. It never seemed to stay in the fridge no matter how many times I put it away.

"DAMN IT, YOU ARE GOING TO SPOIL!"

That actually does sound pretty scary to me. A haunted, stalking horrorsandwich. D:

I always forget my dreams

I had my dream when i was in middle school, i hit puberty and started having perverse thought during class. When i went to bed my dream was that i was in a dungeon/library in first person old school like view.
And a boulder started to chase me and i took refuge in a room, which was filled with my female classmates.
Then a penis show as a weapon and i use it and I kinda rape everyone. After that the place was on fire, and i can't remember the rest.

Either that dream or the other one i had when a monkey destroyed the world, you know either one.

Lets just say...i couldn't move, dark room and tentacles....

I don't dream. Ever. Just a deep dark blackhole of nothingness.