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I had one just yesterday... i can't remember most of it but i know that the main event was a goat, knocking on my window.
I asked it, what it wants and it barked.... but for some reason i understood, that it was hungry. i told it that there's enough grass in the garden.... and it just jumped down from the ledge and started eating... later it knocked on the balcony door and thanked me... i wanted to make some coffee because i liked it but my mother didn't want me keep it.... i can't exactly remember the rest but i know that i didn't like what she said, so i made her grow a beard within 3 seconds... for whatever reason... ... ...

had this a few days ago...

A documentary about a woman who was tried for a crime/branded a witch (can't remember which). It started with a bespectacled man saying that history says that she was thrown from a cliff into a firey pit below, that the earth suddenly split open revealing the fires of hell and swallowed her up because of the nature of her crime. The bespectacled man went on to state that many believe that she was thrown into a lava flow that had carved a deep canyon through the land

Then a lady came on with a different theory. She stated that the woman was killed sometime in the late 1800s in America (can't remember where). She did a bit of background story on the woman, stating that although not wealthy, she was well dressed, well mannered, kindly & likeable. She was accused of being a witch or adultress, possibly by a jealous wife/mistress of another man who had taking a liking to her, when in truth the lady had done nothing. The narrator carried on as a renactment played out on screen. It was night time and a group of people possibly numbering 50 or more had gathered in a mushroom clould gathering outside a building that was maybe the lady's house or a church with a row of people along each side of the path where at the paths end it formed into the circle. The woman was thrust into this circle,frightened and panicky. The asccuser (the other lady) then spat & shouted at her as well as having the local governing body, judge, town sheriff etc.read out her crimes. As the sentenced lady moved toward her accuser she was struck in the back with a blade that resembled a cut-throat razor but on a bigger scale. It sliced open her back. Then she was struck in the face, that splayed her face open revealing her chipped cheek bone. She was then struck on the thigh, again cutting right to the bone. At this point she fell to her knees and two strikes to her arms at the mid biceps severed her arms completely. She then fell to the ground, a few more blows rained to her back, slicing the flesh there, the she was dealt the death cut (can't remember who from, the accuser or lawmen), still alive her head was lifted from the floor and a long deliberate cut as the blade was dragged down from the top of her skull on the left side, cut through scalp, skull, cheek, jaw and finally through to her neck in a vertical position, nearly cleaving her head in two and severing her arteries

Weirdest dreams range from playing crazy games in my sleep to getting killed and torn open by soldiers. Not quite original.

WillP should write stories someday.

Those are among the dreams that a LOT of people have in one form or another, I used to get them all the time, waking up compleatly whenever I crashed into something.

Common ones include being in public wearing little but your underwear, or"waking" up back in High School Math and finding out there's a test.

...now if your sitting at your desk in your underwear taking that test while falling then I would suggest seeking professional help.

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I used to get those I mean walking to school barefoot in just my underwear or with my uniform on just no socks or shoes. I would also find it hard to actually move anywhere I seemed to be stuck on the spot or moving very slowly/it was hard to move foward and I had to use everything I could as leverage to drag myself along, be it a fence, lamp post or whatever

Yesterday I have a dream of me training Hayate Ayasaki (from Hayate no Gotoku anime) as a helicopter pilot. I was giving instructions to Hayate who was at the helm of the controls. That's not the weird part. The weird part is that this version of Hayate has boobs, was wearing a skirt and spoke with Ayumu's voice*. That means the Hayate in my dream is a girl, not a boy.

At the end of the training session, Hayate thanked me for the great lessons. When Hayate was about to turn away, I managed to ask him her if he she was willing to go out on a date with me tonight. Hayate looked at me for a sec with a serene smile and said "yes, I'd love to". Then, he she kissed me in the cheek....

A gay dream? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)








* In the Animax-dubbed Hayate no Gotoku, I can tell that Hayate and Ayumu were voiced by the same voice actress. Hayate's voice is just rougher so that he would sound like a boy.

A gay dream? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

No. The fact that it was about someone with a female body (whoever it may originally be) means it was a hetero dream.

Or umm... maybe, deep inside you, you like trannies? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Jun 19 2011, 15:40

I like trannies deep inside me :winky:

I like trannies deep inside me :winky:

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Or umm... maybe, deep inside you, you like trannies? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Maybe... He does look feminine...
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And handsome. I suspect weird dreams involving Support Jesus and Hayate will happen tonight.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Jun 19 2011, 16:31

Had a very peculiar dream last night. I was in my hometown's main street and I went to the ATM to raise some money, then suddenly I just plugged my car keys to hole in it, started the engine and drove off. It was kinda wierd. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mellow.gif)

Aannnd... Near Christmas I had a dream where I was chasing and dismembering a LOT of Christmas gnomes with a chainsaw. 'Twas fucked up but can't deny it, it was fucking hilarious! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by Bulsum: Jun 20 2011, 23:15

Support Jesus

"Press one if you require technical assisstance".

My weirdest dream involved the movie "The king of the lions" by disney...kind of...

Here's a cliffnotes version :
A friend and me are at the burning man festival
we sit around in our tent (which was directly besides a road?) and try to roll a joint with a fistfull of hash
suddenly a shitton of gazelles appear and try to run us over
friend and me flee towards a nearby waterfall, with a hidden cave...which was called "Timon&Pumba" cave...

Then i woke up because it was too weird. I should note that i haven't seen the movie in years.

Almost my all dreams includes yaoi crossdressing or tentacles or both.

I had a dream I was walking home then I looked to my right then I saw a polobear standing like a person Peeing like a person in a toilet out side

Almost my all dreams includes yaoi crossdressing or tentacles or both.

Poor you. Having a tentacle inside you while wearing a dress, it must be scary for you.

polobear

Did you mean [ldope.com] something like this ? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Poor you. Having a tentacle inside you while wearing a dress, it must be scary for you.

Naah, actually it's fun.

Naah, actually it's fun.

OK then, that's freaky. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

OK then, that's freaky. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

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Just kidding. Because i'm that tentacle! And somebody else is that boy who crossdresses.