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[dansdreamblog.blogspot.com] This.

Well, maybe not the weirdest, but it's up there.

The falling dream, were out of no where I just start falling from the sky. The flying dream, were i just simply try too jump but instead of gravity taking its course I slowly drift up like a ballon. All dreams seem so real, only until i wake do i realize how weird it actually was.

The falling dream, were out of no where I just start falling from the sky. The flying dream, were i just simply try too jump but instead of gravity taking its course I slowly drift up like a ballon. All dreams seem so real, only until i wake do i realize how weird it actually was.

Those are among the dreams that a LOT of people have in one form or another, I used to get them all the time, waking up compleatly whenever I crashed into something.

Common ones include being in public wearing little but your underwear, or"waking" up back in High School Math and finding out there's a test.

...now if your sitting at your desk in your underwear taking that test while falling then I would suggest seeking professional help.

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This post has been edited by tralphaz6476: Apr 6 2011, 06:08

Did I talk about the [grasshopperx.com] Senoi in this thread yet?

They have some interesting thoughts on the falling dream, and dreams in general.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Apr 6 2011, 19:21

I had a weird dream last night where I was able to sneak two new sledgehammers out of work (a place that has NO sledgehammers) in my coat. I was almost caught by my old manager from a fast food joint where I used to work. Cops and a reporter was onto me so for some reason I found a way to age the sledgehammers so they didn't look new so when I was arrested the sledgehammers they found were nothing like the ones that were taken from my work. So I was found innocent and released. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

wow i didnt no about the senoi (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
thx about that, btw i ve had a weird dream...
I awake in a bed thats not mine, in a house i dont know then i go outside n im in a mountain, i look down the cliff and theres a village but i cant see any people or anything live at all... everything is so silent i just can hear the wind (pretty unconfortable) i walk back to the house, its old it looks like if nobodys been theres for years... then i notice someone is in the bed, is a ghost i realize it right away cuz i can see trought it, my reaction is basically escaping from there... when im finally out i feel a chill down my spine... then i look back and the motherfucker is right in front of me, it has no eyes and wears a dress? idk what the fuck but its scary as hell and to make it worst im paralyzed, i try to scream but i cant (not a good thing) well im on that then... -i awake-
that shit was weird i think...
suddenly i hear a breath near to me, theres someone on my bed right behind me i turn back and there is i dont know who is i just can see his back so i cant tell, then i notice is wearing the same dress than the ghost before but this time is not a ghost... suddenly it rotates it head (like in the exorcist)and looks at me with fucking huge eyes and a really nasty grin
-awakes again-
i look everywhere just to make sure if everything is ''normal'' this time, after that i wasnt sure if i was awake or sleep.
I ve had this kind of dreams more than once... they really make me questionate what is real and what is not... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

[dansdreamblog.blogspot.com] This.

Is that you owning the blog?

Oh, and please don't make a pun about '0wning th4t blorg'. That'd be just silly. And inaccomplishable.

I actually had a weird fucking dream last night. Jesus and I had to inspect Noah's ark since there had been reports of some bad shit going down. I don't know if it was Noah or not, but we were met at the door by this really well kept Russian guy who brought us on the boat. He would open a door to a room and there would be a bunch of animals, usually ones that just kill one another, like a room with lions and zebras or something. There would be carcasses and shit lying around and the guy would just say "we didn't know that these animals wouldn't get along" and Jesus was totally buying that. We kept going on until we reached like this saloon area and the Russian guy just kept explaining stuff that didn't make sense and Jesus just kept accepting it.

After we talked for a bit, I chimed in "Jesus, even if you actually believe everything this guy says, aren't you missing a key point in all of this? Noah was commanded to have 2 of every animal and we've seen rooms full of certain animals. Isn't that weird?" As soon as I said that a bunch of dudes jumped out from behind the bar with these weird weapons and started attacking me. Jesus put up a shield around me and said he had me protected while I went apeshit just slaughtering these guys. I guess he wasn't paying too much attention to himself since the Russian guy was able to flank him and put a major hurting on him, knocking him unconscious. I killed the Russian guy and armed a bomb to blow that fucker up. I threw Jesus on my shoulders and ran out the door, narrowly escaping the explosion.

For some reason he then turned into a zombie and I had to keep him in a cage.

It was actually pretty awesome.

Only dream I can recall is my dad telling me to watch over my family from beyong the grave.

I actually had a weird fucking dream last night. Jesus and I had to inspect Noah's ark since there had been reports of some bad shit going down. I don't know if it was Noah or not, but we were met at the door by this really well kept Russian guy who brought us on the boat. He would open a door to a room and there would be a bunch of animals, usually ones that just kill one another, like a room with lions and zebras or something. There would be carcasses and shit lying around and the guy would just say "we didn't know that these animals wouldn't get along" and Jesus was totally buying that. We kept going on until we reached like this saloon area and the Russian guy just kept explaining stuff that didn't make sense and Jesus just kept accepting it.

After we talked for a bit, I chimed in "Jesus, even if you actually believe everything this guy says, aren't you missing a key point in all of this? Noah was commanded to have 2 of every animal and we've seen rooms full of certain animals. Isn't that weird?" As soon as I said that a bunch of dudes jumped out from behind the bar with these weird weapons and started attacking me. Jesus put up a shield around me and said he had me protected while I went apeshit just slaughtering these guys. I guess he wasn't paying too much attention to himself since the Russian guy was able to flank him and put a major hurting on him, knocking him unconscious. I killed the Russian guy and armed a bomb to blow that fucker up. I threw Jesus on my shoulders and ran out the door, narrowly escaping the explosion.

For some reason he then turned into a zombie and I had to keep him in a cage.

It was actually pretty awesome.

I think this means you must become a Christian.

I think this means you must become a Christian.

No, that is far from it my friend.

I think this means you must become a Christian.

If that dream's from God, then He must be very stressed right now.

I dreamed about swallowing at least 10 viagra, then masturbating in front of my naked ex when we were still together, just to find my penis very annoying afterward. Couldn't get him down.

That actually happened Flint.

An odd thing about my dreams often include a number of lifts (elevators). Either normal lifts, service lifts or just moving platforms. Usulaly a variety of types. This has been going on for years. I have no idea why I don't have an unusually high exposure to lifts or anything. The only ones I use in real life (occasionally) are one in uni or the two at the cinema.

The weirdest dream I can acctually remember would probably be the one where I was lying face down on a rolercoaster track. My legs were attached to the train and I was pulling it slowly round the track.

The dream I least like having are the one when I'm at work just working. Nothing out of the ordinary, just working. I expect it the same for others.

I dream about peoples from other countries which knows about Russia little more then just a couple of stereotypes.

That's all.

Gay dreams about my best friend.
Maybe it's freudian hmm...

weird one last night. it involved e-hentai member cyromorph, he was the president of norway (i know he's not from there) a noble prize winner & a secret agent. all i can remeber from it though was an address he was giving with obama at the white house. he was dressed as he was in his avatar

In my dream, I stabbed an unknown woman to death in my own home. I stuffed her body into a brown rice sack and then went to the bathroom to cleanup. Suddenly the body inside the sack started moving and made muffling sounds. "Oh no you don't! You are not going to turn into a pocong!*" I said. I quickly opened all the windows and doors to let all the light in. After that, the body stopped moving. After cleaning up and changing clothes, I dragged the sack to a swamp right next to my neighborhood in broad daylight. I threw the the sack in a watery spot where other similar sacks were piled on top of each other (does this mean I'm a serial killer?).

After disposing the body, I went to the City Ground (that's right, the base of Nottingham Forest FC - in Malaysia! How is that possible!?) to watch a football/soccer match. There was a long queue at the ticketing counters, so I passed the time by talking to someone on the mobile phone: "Nigel**, I hope Forest will kick the the opposition's asses pretty hard during the match. Your boys have my full support."

But my conversation got interrupted by the sounds of a couple arguing at the other end of the hall. When the argument got worse, the woman took a hatchet out of her jacket and chased the guy. But the guy fell to the floor after a running for a few meters. It seemed the woman have managed to corner him and prepared to strike. But instead of hacking the guy, she struck the hatchet's blade on her own head. The blade buried itself halfway though the woman's head. Then the woman split clean into two. The guy's eyes widened in horror when he saw this and took off in a hurry.

All the people there including myself watched the entire ordeal in amusement. One old guy even said, "great pre-match entertainment I say".

* An Asian hopping ghost where the body is still covered in a white shroud, able to chase something as fast a a car.
** Maybe referring to the club's owner, Nigel Doughty

This post has been edited by hujan86: Apr 26 2011, 17:22

I don't have weird dreams.
I have very disturbing, disgusting ones.
Some cool sci-fi, erotic ones.