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My old friend (who now hates me) trying to shoot me in a parking lot.

What's funny is that I serpentined in order to get away from him. I don't know the conclusion since I woke up right there and then. It felt so real, it terrified me.

My old friend (who now hates me) trying to shoot me in a parking lot.

You must have done something real bad to your friend there

Alright, I had two dreams that were kind of related to one another. I'll give as much of a detailed retelling as I can. My first dream is pretty simple:

Anyways, I had a dream that I was in bed, except something seemed to be eating the left side of my stomach. I try to move my arms to touch it, but found my arms were completely paralyzed. I try to open my eyes, but it feels like my eyes are completely glued shut. At some point, I realize that I'm dreaming and try my best to force myself awake by opening my eyes. Eventually, I think I do it, but then the pain comes back and when I try to see what's eating me, my eyes force themselves shut. The cycle repeats itself and eventually, I manage to wake up for real.

Now, for my second dream, I attended a presentation beforehand about research opportunities at a certain university, so that may have inspired it.

The next day, I start feeling bound, but I'm able to open my eyes. I'm in the family car with the blanket completely wrapped around me. I try to free myself, but find that my parents actually put chains around the blanket to stop me from moving. They drop me off with a bunch of researchers and I still can't move and they tell me that my depression is a sign of insanity and want to dissect me for research.

They lay me down on the operating table and one of the researchers get the key to the locks and unlock it and prepare to cut me up. When I'm finally unchained, the scientists actually find out that there was some monster inside the blanket and my body became completely mutated. My hand transformed to a lion's head and the monster jumps into my mouth and I feel power coursing through me. I kill all the researchers, but then my lionhead goes out of control and tries to kill me. I wake up at this time.

This isn't actually my weirdest dream, only the weirdest one that I can remember. It's extremely easy to forget dreams. I vaguely remember I dream I had where I transform into a bear at the library and a really messed up adventure about Kingdom Heart characters, Sora and friends get their world threatened by Venom from Spiderman and somehow, I accuse Xehanort of being Jesus. I don't even know, don't try to ask. I posted that dream on GameFAQs before, but it got modded and now it's buried in my memories.

I had a dream that to make a planet habitable.
But dreams are too easy to be broken when grow up...

there i was in the willamete mall, shopping for stuff, when by some reason i enter a cosmetics shop, two cute girls are tending it.
my eyes quickly turn in the direction of a shelf full of videogames.
yes, videogames for sale on a cosmetics shop.
but they were all early 1990's games. genesis, snes, etc.
what amazed me was that there were a massive amount of cd-i games.. well, not really, all there was was the cases. strangely, on some generic cases WERE cd-i games, and in one of them was LINK: faces of evil, im all like WTF, the actual game's case is right next to it? then i frenetically started looking for ZELDA: wand of gamelon, which i found, but disc one (though the game IS one disc, this said disc one), i found the game case, but couldnt find the second disc. one of the girls said there were a bunch of games in the back, she went to take a look and came back with the second disc.
i woke up then.

I'm having one right now...I can't even explain it.

Death hide and seek/escape game with people I know. In a dream I mean. No idea why. The people I knew were on the other team by the way.

Death hide and seek/escape game with people I know. In a dream I mean. No idea why. The people I knew were on the other team by the way.

From what I understand, when someone is caught by the seekers in the game then he/she dies... ?

the wierdest dream i have ever had was me being placed in the middle of a zombie Apocalypse and i was fighting along with anime and comic book characters like deadpool and wolverine

at first i question where i am and what the hell is going on then deadpool turns around after cutting someones head off a shooting a bullut into the head of another zombie and says

"what the hell do you think it is, this is all a dream ya moron a zombie Apocalypse just doesnt just happen over night you know"

he then trows me a AK and a machete then i run over to where ichigo, naruto, goku, sasuke and solid snake are and help them kill the zombies on there side while deadpool, wolverine rock lee, vegeta, inuyasha and byakuya take the other side then a voice screams out from the heavens

"you dare destroy my pets very well you pitiful mortals see if you can defeat my horsemen" the sound of horses huves hitting the ground could be heard only it was in the sky above me looking in that direction i see four horses with riders heading towards us they where ichigo in his vesto lorde form, uchiurra in his resurrection form, kenpachi, and Itachi uchiha

i of course do the logical thing and run in the opposite direction through a legion of zombies but before i could get far enough deadpool teleported over to me and brought me back to the main group to face the four horsemen with everyone else

i charge in with wolverine and ichigo to take down his vesto lorde form but wolverine got his head crushed my the things bare hand and ichigo was horizotily cut in half i get grabbed by the neck easily and struggle to get free until the beast pulls off my left arm easily and cuts the other one right down the middle finally he brings me closer to his face and the mouth opens up showing off his teeth but the mouth opens wider till another face is underneath it

it turns out is my mother and smiling sweetly she says "time to wake up shywhitefox its dinner time" she then wraps her mouth around my whole head and bites down on my neck before i can scream.

i then wake up screaming with my mother smiling the same way as in my dream i then put the blankets over my head and refuse to get out of them till my mam leaves. i avoded contact with her for the following week

This post has been edited by shywhitefox: Nov 24 2010, 03:37

I'm with my dad, we walk out of his house, en route to go to the local store to go pick up some food and stuffs and then we start talking. Our conversation is sort of drowned out from all of the street activity. Cars, fire trucks, police cars, etc. So we're about halfway to the store I guess, when my dad and myself stop to talk some more.

A few minutes pass, and then we begin walking again. Within a blink of an eye, the city scenery disappears and both my dad and myself are standing in a cemetery. In front of a headstone, in the middle of a foggy cemetery, to be exact. As I look back to find my dad, he's gone. Vanished. I look back at the headstone and notice that it has my name on it. I take a step back and out of the ground, a partially decayed corpse that looks like me grabs my leg with one hand and with the other, pointing a gun at me.

I hear a voice that says,
"What will it be? Let your fate control you or take your chance at making the first step?"

The corpse holding my leg pulls the trigger and I wake up.

I've got two, in one I fought this weird human sized black winged minotaur in some kind of prison cell, I ripped his wings off (the only way out was this hole in the ceiling) and he limped to a corner. Funny thing about the dream was when I woke up my door was open, no one was home (and no one had been home) and I know I shut my door before I fell asleep.

Other dream was during a typical Z day scenario, zombie horde, me and a handful of people fighting for our lives. As I fought through the horde my shotgun ran out of ammo, so I threw it away and switched to this baseball bat I had. We got to this church where some mad man used the bell to attract the zombies to kill us. We fled up this fire escape type thing to the roof, at which point I was attacked by a flying gargoyle type zombie mutant. I fell off the church made a five foot crater and survived (yes it was a big church). At which point in the dream I discovered I was infected, but alive.

oh, and there was that one where I was a super hero who peeped on a striping panda woman.

I once had a dream where I was fucking some girl that was in my Grade in middle school... In the middle of the dairy section at a Tops store (somewhere)...

It was a long time ago... but still remember like it was yesterday.

It started with me waking up in the middle of battlefield, saw some people I knew died in front of me. Had no idea what the heck was going on, I grabbed whatever weapons I found useful and went killing spree, shooting anything I deemed as enemies. It was purely survival of the fittest, and most combat efficient too. At some point, I got into close combat with some big guys. Took one down but got stabbed in the gut with one huge machete.

I woke up (for real), found out everything was just a dream. A big relieve indeed, but still got a feeling like something sharp still stuck in my gut.


Scary as hell...

The digital alarm clock showed 7am. I got up from bed and that's when I saw it through my window. The strangest meteorological phenomena I've ever seen. It was quite windy outside and the sky was fully covered by thick clouds that glowed dimly with purplish hue. The cloud was moving around a slow rotating tornado-like funnel. But the funnel was too short and never touched the ground. I estimated the funnel was between 100m-200m in diameter and only 300m-500m in length.

Near the funnel I saw a small object, obviously an unidentified flying object or UFO. The UFO has a very complex geometrical pattern. It can be described as a bright golden yellow snow-flake spanning horizontally and rotating slowly around its central axis.

"Shit, I gotta record this moment! My first paranormal experience!" So I grabbed my Nokia N70 and pointed its camera towards the object. However the UFO suddenly raised up and disappeared into the clouds.

When I put my head outside the window and looked around trying to see if the UFO appeared somewhere else, the UFO did appear again! At a blazing speed, it passed by right in front of my house, only a few meters above ground then disappeared into the distance. Now I realized the UFO was paper-thin. I wondered if the UFO was solid enough to slice something hard? Was it sentient? Or a nanotech-based machine? What does it have to do the strange cloud?

I went to get my lil' bro who was still sleeping and woke him up. "You gotta see this!It's so weird." I told him. When I brought him to my window, everything was... normal again. There was only a few thin clouds spread around the blue sky. The air was still as if nothing happened. My lil' bro looked at me with a puzzling expression. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

"It did happen..." (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Then the alarm clock went off. This time I woke up for real. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

playing soccer with all my friends.. from different time different place

only dream in which was really weird was the one i can't fucking remember (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

If you can't remember it, how do you know it was weird?

I once experienced sleep paralysis. I woke up and couldn't move so I thought to myself "fuck it" and attempted to go back to sleep in that state. I had a dream where my canopy bed seemed bigger and had more ornate decorations with non-euclidian geometry. My house was huge as well. I was awestruck at the architecture of the place and went to a window to check out the back yard. It was huge and had an olympic-sized pool. As I gaze at the pool, I suddenly notice a row of [en.wikipedia.org] nopperabou standing shoulder-to-shoulder dressed in various attire - some formal, some in business suits and dresses. I looked aaround and they surrounded the estate and stood there motionless. I then woke up -- normally.

i don't normally dream or at least i don't remember them.

nightmares thou, that i could tell ya. my worst was a dream of my cat running around the grocery store with a psychotic butcher chasing after her, butcher knife in tow. that nightmare, that one gave me a panic attack.

I dreamt about the girl that I despised in real life, love me head over heels in my dreamworld.

That's a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu