[X] My Assistant

A casual observation of the RP forum (that I accidentally clicked on) has led me to believe that that section might as well be renamed to 'Cyber Sex' or something similar.

It used to be worse.

I just realized NHayder's and noahbody's avatars are probably from the same animu and possibly a reference to each other, given that they are fraternal twins.

I just realized NHayder's and noahbody's avatars are probably from the same animu and possibly a reference to each other, given that they are fraternal twins.

where is that nobody of a man, anyways?(You must laugh BECAUSE the pun was lame)

I cannot laugh, only weep.

noahbody can heal this wound in my heart.

A casual observation of the RP forum (that I accidentally clicked on) has led me to believe that that section might as well be renamed to 'Cyber Sex' or something similar.

I tried to make it less horrible. I really did.

I tried to make it less horrible. I really did.

It's pretty sad actually... I often felt like making a ew interesting threads, but in the end decided against them, mostly because I wouldn't want to play with two creeps beyond end.....
Expect for the genral laziness, of course.....

I wonder how many here actually enjoy Pen&Paper RPG's...... I kinda miss playing Shadowrun....

I tried to make it less horrible. I really did.

You and me, both, sister.

If I wasn't so damn lazy myself, we might've eventually started that one RP idea I had. I doubt we'd be able to come to simple agreement on whose character beats up whose, so everyone would probably just have to play their own characters and trust me to be a fair GM.

That guy ShindoL was just some dude from New York that actually traveled to Japan to become a hentai artist and somehow made it, it's uplifting.

I've never RPed before but I think it would be fun.

ShindoL is a pretty good artist; I like his stuff.

I'm indifferent to ShindoL. Half of the stuff is good and enjoyable, but the extreme ahegao is super awful. Ahegao looks ridiculous in general, but his is just so over-the-top retarded.

Well I like ahegao, and quite a few of his doujins are NTR, which is a plus for me. It's really funny to check out the comments on a NTR and the amount of hatred for it. Always gives me a good laugh.

I don't care about NTR either way. Its when their eyes have rolled all the way to the back of their head and their tongue is hanging out like a dog that I take offense. That's just unattractive.

John Huntsman seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.

No wonder he's getting annihilated.

I'm indifferent to ShindoL. Half of the stuff is good and enjoyable, but the extreme ahegao is super awful. Ahegao looks ridiculous in general, but his is just so over-the-top retarded.

He has gotten a little ahegao-happy lately, I hope it's just a phase. Another ShindoL tidbit: He used to have a Keenspace(Comic Genesis) site. It's extremely hard to have one of those and not turn up to be a complete failure, only superior humans like KC Green can pull it off.

D-D-D-D-D-DID YOU KNOW? ~Japanese Language Edition

The Japanese word ahegao is composed of two parts - ahe and gao. Both are noises made by women when they achieve orgasm, albeit for different reasons. Ahe is used when achieving orgasm through gentle methods, as such, it combines awe, ah with a slight amount of delight, he. Gao, on the other hand, is a roar, a scream brought about by rape, as the woman voices her frustration at being brought to the verge of orgasm by her attacker.

Ahegao is thus a combination of the two (or three, depending on how one chooses to decipher ahe) sounds. It is the result of hard, vigorous and passionate sex so forcefully that the recipient's mind is forced into an ahe state, much like the cock being forced up all four holes (you bipedal Earthling species have four, right?).

Just as the Chinese value texture in their cuisine, the Japanese hold sound in high esteem. It is said that in Chinese culture, there are 3 notable textures, those being chui, nuo and hua/fua. Of these, the best regarded is chui and it is often said in the Zhugeliang Province that "he who does not reach chui will never succeed as a chef of the First Pig". This is a play on words - phonetically the Chinese word for pig is the same as the Chinese word for Emperor; additional significance comes from the fact that pork is the most widely consumed meat in Chinese mainland, and often the worth of a cook is determined by whether he can produce chui in his roasted suckling pig.

Japanese cuisine operates on a similar level. To the Children of the Red Sun, food is erotic. This is why the majority of fine cuisine is eaten raw - much like a virgin, the taste is far superior when compared to something that has been touched, corrupted, dirtied. It is a common practice to celebrate numerous occasions in Japanese society by dining while watching a virgin being brutally deflowered by trained professionals, handpicked for their virility in the Japanese slave farms. Most of these professionals boast of having African blood in their veins, as popular belief in Japan is that black, kuro means bigger, oishi, hence the phrase "kore to omoi kuro ga oishi nandemonai", or "beware the misty darkness for it may hide great danger".

It is said that celebrations in which the virgin reaches orgasm to the point of ahegao are especially blessed, and sometimes requires the aid of ten professionals. The most notable case was back in 1978, when noted politician Kashiwazaki Tenma hired no less than twenty professionals to celebrate his child's birth, which eventually resulted in the death of the virgin, who could not handle so much cock. The resulting lawsuits...

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Dec 22 2011, 16:18

D-D-D-D-D-DID YOU KNOW? ~Japanese Language Edition

The Japanese word ahegao is composed of two parts - ahe and gao. Both are noises made by women when they achieve orgasm, albeit for different reasons. Ahe is used when achieving orgasm through gentle methods, as such, it combines awe, ah with a slight amount of delight, he. Gao, on the other hand, is a roar, a scream brought about by rape, as the woman voices her frustration at being brought to the verge of orgasm by her attacker.

Ahegao is thus a combination of the two (or three, depending on how one chooses to decipher ahe) sounds. It is the result of hard, vigorous and passionate sex so forcefully that the recipient's mind is forced into an ahe state, much like the cock being forced up all four holes (you bipedal Earthling species have four, right?).

Hmm. Is that true? Can't tell if srs.

I personally assumed it was a conglomeration word of ahe, the aforementioned sound, and an easier-to-pronounce kao (顔, 'face'). You know; a look of ecstasy, or what most people around here like to just call a 'fucked-silly face'. Hence, ahegao.

Hmm. Is that true? Can't tell if srs.

Afaik no.

I personally assumed it was a conglomeration word of ahe, the aforementioned sound, and an easier-to-pronounce kao (顔, 'face'). You know; a look of ecstasy, or what most people around here like to just call a 'fucked-silly face'. Hence, ahegao.

Afaik yes.

D-D-D-D-D-DID YOU KNOW? ~Japanese Language Edition

The Japanese word ahegao is composed of two parts - ahe and gao. Both are noises made by women when they achieve orgasm, albeit for different reasons. Ahe is used when achieving orgasm through gentle methods, as such, it combines awe, ah with a slight amount of delight, he. Gao, on the other hand, is a roar, a scream brought about by rape, as the woman voices her frustration at being brought to the verge of orgasm by her attacker.

Ahegao is thus a combination of the two (or three, depending on how one chooses to decipher ahe) sounds. It is the result of hard, vigorous and passionate sex so forcefully that the recipient's mind is forced into an ahe state, much like the cock being forced up all four holes (you bipedal Earthling species have four, right?).

Just as the Chinese value texture in their cuisine, the Japanese hold sound in high esteem. It is said that in Chinese culture, there are 3 notable textures, those being chui, nuo and hua/fua. Of these, the best regarded is chui and it is often said in the Zhugeliang Province that "he who does not reach chui will never succeed as a chef of the First Pig". This is a play on words - phonetically the Chinese word for pig is the same as the Chinese word for Emperor; additional significance comes from the fact that pork is the most widely consumed meat in Chinese mainland, and often the worth of a cook is determined by whether he can produce chui in his roasted suckling pig.

Japanese cuisine operates on a similar level. To the Children of the Red Sun, food is erotic. This is why the majority of fine cuisine is eaten raw - much like a virgin, the taste is far superior when compared to something that has been touched, corrupted, dirtied. It is a common practice to celebrate numerous occasions in Japanese society by dining while watching a virgin being brutally deflowered by trained professionals, handpicked for their virility in the Japanese slave farms. Most of these professionals boast of having African blood in their veins, as popular belief in Japan is that black, kuro means bigger, oishi, hence the phrase "kore to omoi kuro ga oishi nandemonai", or "beware the misty darkness for it may hide great danger".

It is said that celebrations in which the virgin reaches orgasm to the point of ahegao are especially blessed, and sometimes requires the aid of ten professionals. The most notable case was back in 1978, when noted politician Kashiwazaki Tenma hired no less than twenty professionals to celebrate his child's birth, which eventually resulted in the death of the virgin, who could not handle so much cock. The resulting lawsuits...

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This post has been edited by radixius: Dec 22 2011, 20:33