[X] My Assistant

I think my last paycheck was like $650 for the 2-week pay period (75 hours). Hardly anything goes to tax, though. The most of what's missing is this withholding bullshit, where they just keep the first 8 hours from every pay period, for 5 or so periods I guess. I'll get that money back (allegedly) whenever I part ways with them.

My sister's allowance is bigger than my paycheck. XD

EDIT: Then again she is a far superior person to me who actually, you know, does well in school and works hard. And the other is living by herself in Canada and doing even better than aforementioned sister.

Why am I such a failure big brother?

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Sep 10 2011, 09:46

Is that a Blorg emoticon?

What a (IMG:[i7.photobucket.com] http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/houseofgas/darling_by_shelltoontv-d3gqo3z.png)!

Blorg emotes sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.

Hence the joke.

Joke was too high level for me to understand, bro.

Feels bad, man.

Dance with Dragons.
Dance. With. Dragons.

FUCK YES.

A ha ha ha.

Turns out I accidentally bought the book on display, with that plastic covering taping the cover to the book.

Took me around an hour and a half but I managed to go back, exchange the book and come back home.

And it only cost me 900 won!

And it only cost me 900 won!

A wonner is you.

Oh Rab.

... Can I call you that? Can I call you what rad calls you?

Wait, does he call you Raab?

Wading around, balls deep in sluts.

This post has been edited by radixius: Sep 11 2011, 22:39

AAAAH freshly changed sheets transform any bed into a cloud. I feel like an old man filled with nothing but satisfaction :'D

Why does sleeping seem like a fight for dominance?

Why does sleeping seem like a fight for dominance?

Because you practice S&M on your pillows.

Oh Rab.

... Can I call you that? Can I call you what rad calls you?

Wait, does he call you Raab?

Yes, rad calls me Raab. You can too, I suppose. People are prone to adopting raddy's steelo and bon mots for themselves. Trendy hipster guy that he is.

Yes, rad calls me Raab. You can too, I suppose. People are prone to adopting raddy's steelo and bon mots for themselves. Trendy hipster guy that he is.

I thought it came from one of your formerly various accounts... that's where i learned to use it....

Nah, rad bestowed it upon me, along with Rob Japname.

Only thing I remember doing is Rub Itagoodway.

Evil Milkman, is that you?

I thought about changing my user name to that at one point, however, over nine thousand (Oh, gawd. :C) posts later, I think it would just be pointless.