[X] My Assistant

[theferrett.livejournal.com] Enlightening...

the burden on my loins is too much. i need to ease it, fast

I love to learn about the things I hate. It helps me hate them better.

This post has been edited by radixius: Sep 5 2011, 17:02

*Sigh* when is he going to be done with puberty....

Chasing after little boys, Benji?

AAARGH! I hate you! ... No i don't-.... but still AAARGGH!

Addoslav: I could taunt him with how he is being percepted..... maybe he'll fucking start using his brain.....
That wasn't so bad in the end, Raab!...

...oh wait, the delusions start setting in again....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Sep 6 2011, 00:52

When are you going to come out of puberty, Benji?

My brain is dumb.

My brain is dumb.

Would you rather it be smart? Then it might become self-aware and start plotting ways to escape from your skull while you sleep.

Shit, that was among the sillier thoughts I've had lately.

That wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen.

No, the worst thing that could happen would be [youtu.be] this.

always thinking

Y'ever open up your paycheck and just throw up because you haven't lost your gag reflex and the government's dick is going in way too deep?

ADDENDUM: Hah! I make just under $900 a month on take home. Fuck my life.

This post has been edited by radixius: Sep 9 2011, 16:52

ADDENDUM: Hah! I make just under $900 a month on take home. Fuck my life.

Hmm, i don't know how the circumstances are where you live, but this isn't very much. converted to where i live, you'd HAVE TO partially take social welfare to get along....

You don't live alone, do you?

Y'ever open up your paycheck and just throw up because you haven't lost your gag reflex and the government's dick is going in way too deep?

ADDENDUM: Hah! I make just under $900 a month on take home. Fuck my life.

I made about $960 take home every two weeks at my last job. I had Walmart stock, a 401k, and only worked three 36 hour days. Needless to say, I'm fucking kicking myself in the dick because I made a measly $122 this week at my new job.

Fuck, I'm gonna get drunk tonight. The brain cells in my head that tell me life sucks, but can't be assed to suggest making life better, need to go.

Working at a pet grooming parlor is a pretty decent job, assuming you love dogs.

Dogs are pretty much the worst animal in existence.

Apart from monkeys, of course.

Stupid monkeys.

I make $200 a month for around 160 hours a month.

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY PAYCHECK!
WOO-HAH, I GOT YOU ALL IN- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY PAYCHECK?

EDIT: Actually I think I got a little raise starting September. Apparently, even non-active-duty people like me still get promoted after time passes. Why they bother promoting me is something I'll never know.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Sep 10 2011, 02:34

I don't like monkeys, but i don't like humans either, so it goes hand-in-hand.