[X] My Assistant

I saw this hipster girl wearing glasses with no lenses. Why would someone in their right mind want to wear glasses when there's absolutely no need for it? If they want to wear glasses, they should do it the proper way, fucking up their vision by reading in dark moving vehicles, and playing games about 2 inches from the screen.

That is how I got my glasses. And both my sisters.

We were read-y folks back then. Probably not as much now.

Ah, Charlotte's Web. My favorite book of second grade.

Just finished A Feast for Crows.

Kind of a shitty end. And I understand why, but it's still shitty. Now I have to wait for A Dance with Dragons to drop in paperback... Lame.

I liked a Feast For Crows. Granted, shitload of cliffhangers, but still.

Ugh. Really wanna read DwD.

Heh, DwD.

OwO.

Storm of Swords has been my favorite so far.

I think I remarked on my order of favorites before.

Feast of Crows is possibly mine, if only because it's the easiest on the eyes (text-size-wise, at least in my copy). Also, because it gives insight into Cersei and it's sorta hilarious to watch shit go downhill for her.

And because Jamie was far more interesting than I once thought.

You did, ser.

You are the Quote Finderer.

My favorite book of second grade.

Mine was either 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea*, or Around the World in 80 Days.


* It is a common misconception that they dived 20,000 leagues. In fact, they just happened to traverse that distance while underwater (about three trips around the globe, underwater). Had they gone downward 20,000 leagues, they would have not only gone through the whole earth, but also about a third of the way to the moon.

Jules Verne, fuck yeah!

I wonder if he'll remember... either way, GODDAMN YOU MARVIN!

I said I wouldn't buy those Heartbeats headphones but the world had alternate plans. I didn't own any earbud style headphones and I've been wanting to have some at work on Sunday night, so I found myself in the market for some. Add in the fact I had $35 still left in Amazon credit and that they were $50 and I took a big bite.

I had a choice between chrome, black and rose colored. I did what any real man would do... I picked rose colored. They're just so prettyful [sic].

Ghey.

Now I just need to properly accessorize so they don't appear too garish. A brown mp3 player just doesn't contrast well with them. It's time to go shopping!

Just a reminder kids... I'm not gay.

Of course you're not gay, you're just lacking in the masculinity department.

Of course you're not gay, you're just lacking in the masculinity department.

He's a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

And you're lacking in the intelligence department.

Rob's hasn't been paying enough attention to his angry side lately with all the pony love, so he was bound to eventually show some evil.

Non-gay - Lesbian. Women that like women - lesbian. Women that like guys - gay. Guys that like guys - gay. Everything is explained just as it should be.

I guess I shouldn't be posting here but I did. HA HA gaijins!

You shouldn't listen to Boggyb anyways. He's a fucking prat.

You shouldn't listen to Boggyb anyways. He's a fucking pirate.

He'll loot yer arse, aye!