[X] My Assistant

True, but I put up this pitiful guy facade because I'm fishing for compliments. That's what I tell myself, anyhow.

I personally like fishing. I once caught a swordfish.

I once caught a Brocean Surgeonfish with Brosef Mengele.

You're all awful. :/

If cmal isn't your idea of high standard, I'd be quite relieved to be considered awful by you.

If cmal isn't your idea of high standard, I'd be quite relieved to be considered awful by you.

You're incredible. Quit making me swoon.

So, no one else here fishes? I bet cmal fishes. The man only does everything*.



* Hey maw, I'm on topics[sic]!

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jun 28 2011, 04:36

Topics are for the gays.

Maybe the topics and the people that are on them should move to New York and get married to each other.

My aunt and cousins fish, I believe. Pretty sure they went fishing a few times.

I don't fish though.

True, but ... I'm fishing ... That's what I tell myself, anyhow.

Well fuck you, past me.

Hot Topics are for the gays.

Maybe the hot topics and the people that are on them should move to New York and get married to each other.

Agreed, though Canada has always been a viable alternative. Though in Canada, we're all gay, so it was never an issue.

Oh, yourself.

It's so humid, yet I despair because I overly sweetened my iced tea.

Dammit. Next time you see me trying to help a lurker, kindly remind me why nobody ever does that, and hopefully I'll stop.

that panda guy? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Going through this set of bullshit I've made. How did I think it was good enough to release? I mean...

My God...

Dammit. Next time you see me trying to help a lurker, kindly remind me why nobody ever does that, and hopefully I'll stop.

Oh who was it this time, you good Samaritan you?

People who visit a site that's clearly in English, can't speak a lick of English themselves, but still try to communicate piss me off to no end. If you enjoy the galleries, great, but you can't expect to have English-speaking people help you with your problems if they arise. A shitty translate program can't make whatever the fuck you're trying to say understandable to other people. Do these people do the same shit with other things in their life? "Gosh, I've never gone rock climbing before in my life, and don't have any equipment or someone to help me, but I'm sure if I just try real hard I'll do great!" Fucking god damn idiots. I've browsed non-English sites in my life, but I never once tried to communicate with people on the site, because they speak a different language that I don't understand, and I'm not such a god damn tool that I think we'll understand each other if I just kind of wing it.

...Seriously?

Ikr?

Fuckin' 4th of July. Who gives a shit?

God fucking damn all these mosquito bites. The next mosquito I find when I get home, I'm zapping it with that bug zapping tennis racket thing I have. Then, after it's been stunned, I will picked it up and then drop it on the racket again. I will fucking electrocute that motherfucker. He will beg for death and I will not give it to him.

Fuck that fucking bug. With electricity.