[X] My Assistant

Boy, I am so sweaty and moist.

Oh, yeah? C:

Yes, mister! All swaddy waddy after my cardio!

...why you looking at me funny, mister?

So... I still don't understand...

If the bitch can "play the piano and make [me] cry", why doesn't she? Like, ever?

Yes, mister! All swaddy waddy after my cardio!

...why you looking at me funny, mister?

Because when a grown man talks like that, it's a huge turnoff. :C

Now wait, who says I'm grown? And a man? And talk? And huge? And coloncapitalc?

He has risen from the ashes, only a little the worse for wear.

Who is Ix, and why must we phone them?

This is a song that I wrote at 3 AM,
I taught myself how to play the guitar,
I only know two chords so far,
My fingers hurt 'cause I haven't grown calluses,
I wonder how long it takes to grow calluses,
I bet that's something you could learn on the internet,
Tomorrow night I'm gonna learn to use the internet.

This is a song that I wrote at 3 AM,
I taught myself how to play the guitar,
I only know two chords so far,
My fingers hurt 'cause I haven't grown calluses,
I wonder how long it takes to grow calluses,
I bet that's something you could learn on the internet,
Tomorrow night I'm gonna learn to use the internet.

[www.guitartips.addr.com] http://www.guitartips.addr.com/tip67.html

Rad, can you play guitar better than Lil Wayne?

Not being Little Wayne, he has him beat in everything.

Rad, can you play guitar better than Lil Wayne?

Since it's all a matter of opinion [soundcloud.com] you tell me. The only ones where I'm not guitaring(sic) are, in order of creation:

MuVortex
You Should Feel Bad
Uncontrollable Demo
Raab

Personally, I think it's all shit, but a wonderful man told me yesterday to stop being hard on myself, but I can't, since sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that is hard on myself, offering a negative critique of "that's not good enough" to push myself to try harder and overcome whatever limitations are currently imposed on me due to my skills and creative shortcomings.

I didn't really want to link to that ever again, though... Look what you made me do.

Since it's all a matter of opinion [soundcloud.com] you tell me. The only ones where I'm not guitaring(sic) are, in order of creation:

MuVortex
You Should Feel Bad
Uncontrollable Demo
Raab

Personally, I think it's all shit, but a wonderful man told me yesterday to stop being hard on myself, but I can't, since sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that is hard on myself, offering a negative critique of "that's not good enough" to push myself to try harder and overcome whatever limitations are currently imposed on me due to my skills and creative shortcomings.

I didn't really want to link to that ever again, though... Look what you made me do.

Raab is good, Azimuth fucking sucks.

amidoingitrite?

Ed: Also, may I borrow* some of your melodies to test the capabilities of a new music software?

*'blatantly rip' seemed like a bad phrasing here

This post has been edited by flint: Jun 17 2011, 16:48

Raab is good, Azimuth fucking sucks.

amidoingitrite?

I guess, if that's what you honestly think, then yes, you're doing it right. Though Azimuth is the first thing I ever thought up and the first thing I recorded. You can hear me sniffling if you listen close enough. I offer it no leniency, however.

So it's self-written? I thought it was a cover of some kind.

It would be better if we couldn't hear you regripping. Otherwise, I'd say it's pretty decent. Especially if it's original instead of a bland copy.

Anyways, read my Edit.

Do what you want with it. Creative Commons license.

I never learned how to regrip responsibly, mostly due to teaching myself, but considering it's... what? Three and a half, four years old, now, something I recorded when I first started, it's going to be rough.

Sandpaper on the ears.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jun 17 2011, 17:14

Don't make excuses now, you wouldn't have been able to produce anything good without training. And for something that early and original, it was okay.

Do you intend on remaking it?

Ed: Also, thanks.

This post has been edited by flint: Jun 17 2011, 23:21

Don't make excuses now, you wouldn't have been able to produce anything good without training. And for something that early and original, it was okay.

Do you intend on remaking it?

Ed: Also, thanks.

Azimuth313. Was done around this time last year on the CD I gave to my mom so she wouldn't get earblood everywhere.

How thoughtful of you! Not killing her, I mean.

It was the considerate thing to do, in any case.

EDIT: Man, fuck... why am I trying to add bass to this? I suck at playing bass...

This post has been edited by radixius: Jun 18 2011, 00:02