[X] My Assistant

Well I'm just trying to take it one day at a time. I'll keep myself occupied with studying and reading books and the pizza and wings my father got yesterday. Hopefully I'll be able to reach the week mark. I won't be going to the galleries and I blocked all of my bookmarks so I think this could work out.

And then fail horribly.

You people are boring me. "Well I like this show." Well I like that show." "This show show is superior!" "Nuh-uh! TYhis one is way better!" I'm crushing your heads!

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Well I'm just trying to take it one day at a time. I'll keep myself occupied with studying and reading books and the pizza and wings my father got yesterday. Hopefully I'll be able to reach the week mark. I won't be going to the galleries and I blocked all of my bookmarks so I think this could work out.

And then fail horribly.

Try going into military training. I'm sure no one fapped during the four weeks of training, because there was very little time. Barely enough to take a shit.

Then again, people got caught smoking despite everything the higher-ups did to prevent it, so who knows.

They jerk it while they take a shit. That way they're already mentally unstable when they get deployed into combat.

I'm pretty sure I went about 2 weeks without sexual stimulation once. There's really no obvious benefit. It might work if you can replicate George's situation, or a similar situation, that minimizes the possibility of any stimulation. Your mind has to genuinely stop being concerned with sex.

Who the crock is George?

Jason Alexander, aka George Costanza from Seinfeld.

I'm going to make a documentary on this.

Day 2: The thought of masturbation has barely come up in my thoughts all day long and I've down well to resist temptation when it does. My balls are sagging healthily and I feel giddy, exuberant, andelated for once. I keep myself at bay by laughing at 4chan and its trolls and gnomes and washing up with ice cold water. something I've done since 2008. I am getting well into the habit of reading actual books now and have resumed my normal writing habits, though I am discouraged to say I was only able to finish 3000 words in little under an hour and a half. My thoughts are clearer and no longer plagued with images I'd rather not say lest I remind myself of them, and I feel... free.

I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring, but I'm not going to be jacking off to miss it pass me by.

They jerk it while they take a shit. That way they're already mentally unstable when they get deployed into combat.

I'm pretty sure I went about 2 weeks without sexual stimulation once. There's really no obvious benefit. It might work if you can replicate George's situation, or a similar situation, that minimizes the possibility of any stimulation. Your mind has to genuinely stop being concerned with sex.

I won a contest.

I'm going to make a documentary on this.

Day 2: The thought of masturbation has barely come up in my thoughts all day long and I've down well to resist temptation when it does. My balls are sagging healthily and I feel giddy, exuberant, andelated for once. I keep myself at bay by laughing at 4chan and its trolls and gnomes and washing up with ice cold water. something I've done since 2008. I am getting well into the habit of reading actual books now and have resumed my normal writing habits, though I am discouraged to say I was only able to finish 3000 words in little under an hour and a half. My thoughts are clearer and no longer plagued with images I'd rather not say lest I remind myself of them, and I feel... free.

I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring, but I'm not going to be jacking off to miss it pass me by.

Don't waste your time with this! just keep studying...

I assumed updating Java and Firefox would make this forum viewable again on Firefox, but I was wrong. It's still unusable.

Anytime I debate or argue with someone I get this queasy feeling in my stomach.

I'd really like it if that didn't happen.

Have a fart.

My dick fell asleep. I feel like stuffing something up my ass just to wake it up. How the fuck is that even possible?

This is why sleeping on one's stomach is a bad idea.

I don't want to know in what bed you slept in to manage that...

"Is she hot?"

"She's dead."

"So... Yes?"

corpses are (usually) not able to generate body heat...

Every girl I've ever heard of with the name "Mercedes" was black. Coincidence?

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EDIT: Now it does, asshole.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jun 13 2011, 00:45

Doesn't work.