[X] My Assistant

FFFFFFFFFFFFFrippery.

The words makes its illustrious appearance once again.

My body is starting to look pretty sweet. I can find very little fat on my body. Now begins the arduous lifestyle of a gym rat to get my body athletic and toned.

Keep dat ass nice and giggly, my man.

My body is starting to look pretty sweet. I can find very little fat on my body. Now begins the arduous lifestyle of a gym rat to get my body athletic and toned.

Pics?

(preferably of you butt naked with your cock all hard n' shit)

<Insert elephant joke here>

Because elephants have good memories. Touche, old chap. Absolutely spiffing.

<Insert True Story here>

Anto's Monty Python sketch;

Man is wearing an old granny costume.

Man in suit waks up to him/her.

She is surprisingly silly.

Cut to shot of animated cut-out foot.

COMEDY GOLD!

Pics?

(preferably of you butt naked with your cock all hard n' shit)

And they'll jump at me from some random page I open while moderating? The shock, the horrror... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pics?

(preferably of you butt naked with your cock all hard n' shit)

I didn't know you were a coprophile, Anto.

Keep dat ass nice and giggly, my man.

If my ass is giggly I'd say I'd have some major health issues. An ass with a case of the laughs is something even the strictest diet and exercise regiments can't help. I'll get that checked out after I tone my ass so as to not let it get all jiggly.

Pics?

(preferably of you butt naked with your cock all hard n' shit)

Would you return the favor?

And they'll jump at me from some random page I open while moderating? The shock, the horrror... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

They have these funny things called private messages. You don't need an envelope or post man or nothin'!

Fuckin' wizard, Annie!

I didn't know you were a coprophile, Anto.

Must you make me Google?

And no, I'm not.

Would you return the favor?

Not a chance in Lucifer's beard.

You nigtards post too much.

Not a chance in Lucifer's beard.

:C

You nigtards post too much.

I agree, hence I'm trying to acquire some hobbies and interests away from home so I'm not on here so much, anymore.

Are we still on Monty Python? I think this is the best sketch ever written by John Cleese.

I always found The Kids in the Hall to be superior to Monty Python.

I'm trying to go a week without masturbation. Just putting that out there.

That's not even difficult.

I'd use a penis joke but I'm too good for that.

But it can be rewarding. A little absence makes the penis grow fonder, as I always say.
My hand felt like a stranger when I shook hands with Mr. Penis after three weeks. Or more like a distant acquaintance who always seemed gentle and interesting but you somehow lost contact to.

Who then decides to show up and shake you until you barf.

Ed: ugh, did I just call my genitalia 'Mr. Penis'? Fuck me, I did.

This post has been edited by flint: Jun 9 2011, 23:12

This will be either bad...

Or bad...

Missed 'er penis!

I always found The Kids in the Hall to be superior to Monty Python.

You people are boring me. "Well I like this show." Well I like that show." "This show show is superior!" "Nuh-uh! TYhis one is way better!" I'm crushing your heads!

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I'm trying to go a week without masturbation. Just putting that out there.

You could just say that you're going to go a week without having sex with anyone. At least then you'd know you'd accomplish your goal.