[X] My Assistant

You know what would fit in the side seat? A life partner.

Ah, I know. That's an unfair argument.

Screw that, no one's getting in my fucking Tesla.

Because they have cooties.

I hate sports cars.

I hate sports coats.

1. They're jackets, not coats.
2. No one wears them to take part in sports.
3. Just because.

You mean those flabby ones that you wear on a lazy day? Or rather in a lazy Hartz IV life?

I hate sports coats.

1. They're jackets, not coats.
2. No one wears them to take part in sports.
3. Just because.

I love my light blue sports coat. It makes me feel all Miami Vice.

A man without religion is like an elephant without a drivers licence.
It was actually different but i had to translate it in a way that still makes sense in english...

The LTIT was that someone deleted my LTYT in website discussion.

Would be awesome if someone sent me 25C so I can have 55,555 credits.
Except someone sold a raptor jesus and i bought it so now the point is moot. Moot. Awesome word.

This post has been edited by DemonEyesBob: Jun 4 2011, 10:23

What a toolbox.

[poststuff5.entensity.net] Heh.

A man without religion is like an elephant without a drivers licence.
It was actually different but i had to translate it in a way that still makes sense in english...

I'm actually curious; what language does that originate from?

I'm actually curious; what language does that originate from?

Somebody in a german forum has said something with a similar meaning, but you can't directly translate it because you can't expect from the rest of the world to know what a [en.wikipedia.org] BahnCard 25 is.

This thing is expensive. I don't care for that.

[poststuff5.entensity.net] Heh.

What is this I don't even

Somebody in a german forum has said something with a similar meaning, but you can't directly translate it because you can't expect from the rest of the world to know what a [en.wikipedia.org] BahnCard 25 is.

Wouldn't be the first time somebody got Jewed on a train in Germany.

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AHAHAHAHA!

I love you.

urgh-I hope i'm not the only one confused about you two having the same avatar

There needs to be a 'Post the things you were going to post as a reply, but then didn't, in the "The 'Post the things you thought were witty but then didn't post'-Thread" thread' thread.

There needs to be a 'Post the things you were going to post as a reply, but then didn't, in the "The 'Post the things you thought were witty but then didn't post'-Thread" thread' thread.

Is this a ploy to make the forum break from an infinite loop exception?

More of a ploy to break the brains of forum users when they try to work out what the hell I was trying to say.

I am incredibly uncomfortable with the fact that I have been leaving the FSZ more often.

I blame Dragon Zero, that capricious charisma aficionado.