[X] My Assistant

I refuse to believe that cmal can be... um... "[d]iminished in force or effect" in any way.

24/7/cmal

Is that similar to 14/F/Cali?

7 isn't a gender, it's a relative theory.

It could be a gender to some alien species.

Don't be such a xenophobe, Blorg, gawrsh.

But I totally am.

I mean, I'm racist and racism is what you get when you breed xenophobia and nationalism.

Then xenophobia goes behind nationalism's back with self-loathing and gets preggers but nationalism doesn't realized it's been NTR'd and raises the child as its own and then gets murdered by the jealous self-loathing who already suffers from self-esteem issues and then self-loathing tries to get together with xenophobia but xenophobia is a fucking slut and is already doing claustrophobia and anti-socialism on the side and OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY CAN'T XENOPHOBIA SETTLE DOWN ALREADY.

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The elusive three thumbs up.

Those are ducks!

Sometimes I feel like the fucking Charlie Sheen of this stupid place.

You're unfunny and no one likes you?

What the hell man? Suddenly I can't read the forum with Firefox. I come here and it looks like crap and just shows links with no formatting at all. Clearing cookies and cache didn't do shit. I'm forced to use IE for the forums now...

You're unfunny and no one likes you?

Pretty much.

Being less like Charlie Sheen is always a good thing.

It's not a feeling that I created within myself, but a general sense of what's being pressed upon me. External forces and all that.

As always, I am willing to punch people who press people I like in the forums metaphorically. In the cunt.

I will cunt-punch those fuckers in the dick till they stop making you feel like Charlie Sheen.

I appreciate the sentiment, dear Blorg. You're one of my favorite e-hentai forumpeople of all time. Probably in the top 5.

But the seed has been planted, what is one to do when it bears dire fruit?

I'm forced to use IE for the forums now...

I don't really like you a whole lot Cappy but please don't use IE, it must die like the abomination that it is....
Use Chrome instead, it has a good ad-block and is faster than Firefox 3 was, I haven't tried Firefox 4 yet, it might be better than that too.

I don't really like you a whole lot Cappy

What a horrible fucking thing to say.

What a horrible fucking thing to say.

You're so up tight, I was being honest by the way and attempting to save him a hell of a lot of torment dealing with IE.

What a horrible fucking thing to say.

I'm not a lovable person.

I loves Cappy. Such an endearing you are, sir.

Sometimes I feel like the fucking Charlie Sheen of this stupid place.

YOU'RE WINNING!