[X] My Assistant

Jesus fuck, you can't use Last.fm out of the application on XBL? What's the fucking point?

You have to wait until they release XBL Platinum membership for that. I'm on to their plan.

I don't get XBL's popularity.

quan'dom formos des armos?
how in the fuck do they know that motto (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

I hate all the necro-posters these last couple days....I actually want to stab them

I encourage you to do this.

My mexiness compels me, but my finances say you can't afford gas money, plane ticket, or the lawyer you'd need to pay for your insanity plea

Dio mios, un chica es muy loco.

You never understand to appreciate the finer points in life until you go for a week with your leg in a cast.

Then you realize that the ability to bend your knee is a privilege because otherwise you're forced to sit up kinda weird with your cast-ridden leg hanging in the air like a piece of meat from a bullet-riddled hooker's corpse.

Also, you're stuck at home and descend slowly into madness but that has less to do with bending your knees.

Did you write your own play and spy on your neighbor?

Also, you're stuck at home and descend slowly into madness but that has less to do with bending your knees.

I'd love to be out of my house more having the privilege of bending knees with an awesome guy.

Ah... some day, though.

Oh you.

Lately there's been a trend of politicians using cutting taxes and lowering spending as part of their platforms and once they do get elected, they cut funding from education. What kind of fucktard does that? That's the last place you cut, considering America's standing globally education-wise. And people wonder why America is so fucked. And then there's teaching creationism in school like fact and having evolution taught, even as a theory, is a constant court battle.

Watched this yet?

Just knowing how much idiocy exists in the world, it's a wonder I still get out of bed at all.

fuck condoms

I thought that was the idea.

great, another year passed by without much happening...25th year of wasted time gone, the 26th up ahead

Fuckin' taxi drivers. Douchebag who drove me took fuckin' detours and then messed up on the way a few times. Can't trust 'em taxi drivers now.

Great, it's 01:01 and I've to be up at 06:50.

All hail the magnanimous Quasilord Bucking Futts of the house of Sodom.

Why is that not your title?

You never understand to appreciate the finer points in life until you go for a week with your leg in a cast.

My leg was in the cast of Les Miserables for two months. In a non-singing role.

My leg was in the cast of Les Miserables for two months. In a non-singing role.

This joke will totally go over the heads of several people.